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幽默笑话:解答难题

幽默笑话:解答难题 One day，the teacher walked into her classroom and announced to the class that on each Friday，she will ask a question of the class and anyone who answers correctly doesn't have to go to school the following Monday. 老师走

发表于:2018-12-08 / 阅读(63) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话:游泳者

幽默笑话:游泳者 The teacher told the class the story of a man who swam a river three times before breakfast. Johnny laughed. 老师给同学们讲了一个小故事，说一个人早饭前要在河里游泳，横渡三趟。约翰尼笑了。

发表于:2018-12-08 / 阅读(79) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话:学校成绩单

幽默笑话:学校成绩单 The father was reading the school report which had just been handed to him by his hopeful son. His brow was wrathful as he read: English，poor; French，weak; Mathematics，fair;And he gave a glance of disgust at the wea

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(62) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话:我没有听

幽默笑话:我没有听 Mother asked her litter daughter who was reading a book，What are you reading，dear? 妈妈问正在读书的女儿:亲爱的，你读的是什么书? I dont know，the litter girl answered. 女儿回答道:我不知道。

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(80) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话:希腊语

幽默笑话:希腊语 Mr.Day was a teacher at a school in a big city in the north.of England. He usually went to France or Germany for a few weeks during his summer holidays，and he spoke French and German quite well. 戴先生是英格兰北部一个

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(68) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话:恶作剧

幽默笑话:恶作剧 Proctor(exceedingly angry):So you confess that this unfortunate freshman was carried to this frog pond and drenched?Now what part did you take in this disgraceful affair? 学监(非常生气):现在你承认这可怜的新生被扔

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(84) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话:奖品

幽默笑话:奖品 Little Albert came home from school with a new book under his arm.Its a prize，mother，he explained. 小阿尔伯特腋下夹着一本新书从学校回家来了。这是奖品，妈妈。他解释道。 A prized ?Why，dear 奖品

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(76) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话:愚蠢的兔子

幽默笑话:愚蠢的兔子 Little Steve has a pet rabbit，Bunny. He plays with it every day after school. One day his mother sees that her little boy is holding Bunny by the ears. From time to time he gives the poor rabbit an angry shake and says:

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(80) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话一则：“一个言出必行的人”

A crowd of student was gathered on the campus of Oxford University。 You can have no doubt， shouted a young man excitedly， that if the Dean does not take back what he said to me this morning， Ill leave Oxford this very evening！ A buzzing noi

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(68) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

【老外的幽默】What's DC stand for?

发表于:2019-01-07 / 阅读(127) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

【老外的幽默】How to reject a man

How to reject a man GG：Can I buy you a drink? MM：Actually I'd rather have the money. GG：Can I have your name? MM：Why? Don't you already have one? GG：I'm a photographer. I've been looking for

发表于:2019-01-08 / 阅读(106) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默学习第七期

While waiting for my first appointment in the reception room of a new dentist, I noticed his certificate, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered that a tall, handsome boy with the same name h

发表于:2019-02-01 / 阅读(124) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

与众不同的感恩:如何幽默表达“感恩”

如何幽默表达感恩 感恩节到了，想要对帮助过你的人表达谢意，干巴巴的Thank you是不是有点拿不出手？下面这些幽默地表达感谢的方式会让你的感恩节祝福瞬间与众不同哦。 1. If it wasnt weird

发表于:2019-02-09 / 阅读(81) / 评论(0) 分类 英语口语

让你HOLD不住的幽默

The 2011 Ig Nobel winners, awarded Thursday at Harvard University by the Annals of Improbable Research magazine: 由科学幽默杂志《不可思议研究年报》主办的2011搞笑诺贝尔奖于哈佛大学公布。 以下是获奖名单： PHYSI

发表于:2019-02-18 / 阅读(75) / 评论(0) 分类 实用英语

男人重美貌女人爱幽默

When it comes to romance, women prefer someone who tickles their funny bone while men opt for those who catch their eye, according to an international survey released on Wednesday. The survey, conducted in 16 countries by Canadian romance publisher H

发表于:2019-02-18 / 阅读(77) / 评论(0) 分类 英语美文

幽默笑话：报丧方式

Ways to Report Death Two brothers, Herbert and James, lived with their mother and a cat named Edgar. James was particularly attached to the cat, and when he had to leave town for several days, he left Herbert meticulous instructions about the pet' s

发表于:2019-02-25 / 阅读(69) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话：视力训练

Visual Training The squad were having visual training． One smart recruit was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field．The party was so faraway that the men appeared as mere dots， but unhesitatinglyt

发表于:2019-02-25 / 阅读(83) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话:说漏嘴了

幽默笑话:说漏嘴了 The teacher is handing back the homework. 老师正在把作业发还给学生。 Johnny, she says.Your homework is very poor. I really dont see how one person can make so many mistakes. 约翰尼，她说，你的作业做得

发表于:2019-03-01 / 阅读(369) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话：日落

Sunset Father: This is the sunset my daughter painted. She studied painting abroad, you know. Friend: Ah, that accounts for it! I never saw a sunset like that in this country. 日落 父亲：这幅《日落》是我女儿画的，你知道，她曾在

发表于:2019-03-11 / 阅读(231) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话：什么叫叛徒？

Young hopeful：Father，what is a traitor in politics？ Father（a veteran politician）：A traitor is a man who leaves our party and goes over to the other one． Young hopeful：Well then，what is a man who leaves his party and comes over to yo

发表于:2019-03-11 / 阅读(230) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语
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