【老外的幽默】How to reject a man
英语课
How to reject a man
GG：Can I buy you a drink?
MM：Actually I'd rather have the money.
GG：Can I have your name?
MM：Why? Don't you already have one?
GG：I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
MM：I'm a plastic surgeon 1. I've been looking for a face like yours.
GG：Is this seat empty?
MM：Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
GG：Haven't I seen you some place before?
MM：Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
GG：Will you go out with me this Saturday?
MM：Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
GG：I think I could make you very happy.
MM：Why? Are you leaving?
歪评：拒绝人的两大法宝：装疯卖傻、话里藏针。（p.s 要是那位仁兄太实在了，还是有话直说吧）