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4人搞笑英语话剧:Global warming

Global warming? A． Class begins, good afternoon everyone.? B． C. D ：Good afternoon, teacher.? A. First, I will ask you a question: What is the serious problem nowadays ?? B. I think its the problem of environment pollution.? A. Its related to o

发表于:2018-11-29 / 阅读(158) / 评论(0) 分类 英文剧本

英文小幽默（2）

欺骗的代价 The Revenge Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he said to his wife:

发表于:2018-12-08 / 阅读(79) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

Joke English 第一期

YOU ARE GOING TO DIE A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup ,the doctor called the wife into his 健康检查 office alone. He said,

发表于:2019-01-04 / 阅读(97) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

约会

When the young waitress in the café in Tom's building started waving hello everyday. Tom was flattered, for she was at least 15 years younger than he. One day she waved and beckoned to Tom again. Whe

发表于:2019-01-06 / 阅读(97) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

【老外的幽默】Be good for nothing

Be good for nothing A little boy says to his mother,

发表于:2019-01-07 / 阅读(99) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

如何对付讨厌鬼

How to Deal with Annoying People Imagine a gorgeous summer day. You have the day off and youve just settled into a wonderfully comfy chair on your back deck, coffee nearby, newspaper in hand. You are only two paragraphs into the front page article wh

发表于:2019-01-08 / 阅读(105) / 评论(0) 分类 轻松英语

英语游戏:猫和老鼠之奶酪蛋糕

[全屏观看] 点击右键- 另存为 可保存这个Flash影片 作品简介 ： 汤姆和杰里 TomJerry 这对搞笑搭档又碰到一起了，仍然是小老鼠在前面飞跑，当然不忘边跑边吃奶酪啦，不过房间里乱七八糟好多

发表于:2019-01-08 / 阅读(62) / 评论(0) 分类 英语娱乐小游戏

英文笑话【6】

TWO HEARTS BEATING Nurse: How do you feel after your operation? Patient: Quite alright, only I can feel two hearts beating inside me. Nurse: No wonder the doctor who operated on you was looking for hi

发表于:2019-01-09 / 阅读(94) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英语绕口令集锦：A

对于多数中国人来说，学习英语遇到的第一个发音问题是感觉断句不到位，即便背的很熟的一段话，让人听着也觉得有点“结巴”，那么有什么办法可以解

发表于:2019-01-16 / 阅读(120) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英语绕口令集锦：E-H

E. Ed had edited it. F. Flash message! Flee from fog to fight flu fast. Fred fed Ted bread, and Ted fed Fred bread. Freshly fried fresh flesh. Freshly-fried flying fish. Friendly Frank flips fine flap

发表于:2019-01-16 / 阅读(136) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

小狐外传 第31期:台词

It is a hard part. You must learn it by heart. 这个部分很难，你一定把台词要牢记于心。 Don't worry, said Fox. 不用担心，小狐说。 That night Fox could not sleep. 当晚小狐没睡着。 He was thinking about the play. 他一直

发表于:2019-01-29 / 阅读(66) / 评论(0) 分类 小狐外传

幽默学习第十五期

For our 10th anniversary my wife and I vacationed in Hawaii, where we went snorkeling. After an hour in the water everyone got back on the boat, except for one beautiful young woman and me. As I conti

发表于:2019-01-29 / 阅读(106) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

有“性趣”的英语（1）

Doctor: Casual sex harmful to students Casual sex among middle school students may be contributing to growing sterility problems among young women in Guangzhou, capital of South China's Guangdong Prov

发表于:2019-02-01 / 阅读(95) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

我的狗不识字

发表于:2019-02-01 / 阅读(86) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英语中有趣的双关语

所谓pun，通常是指利用一个单词的两个含义，或者利用两个特定的单词，达到“一语双关”的目的。比如下面第一句话，其中的grave有两个含义，一个是“

发表于:2019-02-01 / 阅读(106) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

你知道我是干什么的吗？

One night a hotel caught fire,and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes. Two men stood outside and looked at the fire.

发表于:2019-02-01 / 阅读(120) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英语顺口溜-1

英语中的俚语、口语或“顺口溜”很多，它们的意义，往往与字面意义不同，有时也不合文法的结构，所以正确了解和灵活使用，是学习英语者的难题之一

发表于:2019-02-01 / 阅读(89) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

You and Your Boss

When you take a long time, you're slow. When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough. When you don't do it, you're lazy. When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy. When you make a mistake, you're

发表于:2019-02-01 / 阅读(129) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

趣味英语：搭讪十大妙招

搭讪是件技术活，如何打破僵局，和对面心仪的TA说上几句?以下10招，你不妨试试！ No.1:-How much does a polar bear weigh? -How much? -Enough to break the ice! Hi, my name is John. -你知道北极熊有多重吗? -多重呢

发表于:2019-02-12 / 阅读(92) / 评论(0) 分类 英语口语

艾伦脱口秀第13期:觉得蛮搞笑的

The fact you even have them ahead of time. 其实你们早就拿到剧本了 No, I mean, she is pretty protective about,I don't think our spoilers are as sort of big as the Scandal's spoilers. 没有 我的意思是 她很看重保密 我觉得剧透对

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(66) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀
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