Joke English 第一期
YOU ARE GOING TO DIE
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.
After his checkup,the doctor called the wife into his
健康检查
office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from
suffer from + disease 1/hardship表示患病／遭受苦难
a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress.
If you don't do the following, your husband will surely
the + adj 表示一类人／事物
die." "Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Try
准备(e.g.Mon is fixing lunch/I'll fix you a drink=I'll fix a drink for you.)
to be pleasant in general, and make sure he stays in a
总体上 确保，确定＋从句
good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious 2 meal. For
心情好 心情不好--not in mood/in a bad mood 喜怒无常的人--- a man of moods
dinner prepare something nice and healthy again. Don't
burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day.
do some chores做家务 burden sb with sth 使某人承担某事 have a bad day这一天过得很糟糕
Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make
his stress worse. And most importantly, make love with
your husband several times a week and satisfy his every
whim 3. "If you can do this for the next 1 to 2 months, I
这里指“性欲”
think your husband will regain 4 his health completely.
On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did
the doctor say?" "You're going to die," she replied.
- The doctors are trying to stamp out the disease.医生正在尽力消灭这种疾病。
- He fought against the disease for a long time.他同疾病做了长时间的斗争。
- Fresh vegetables are very nutritious.新鲜蔬菜富于营养。
- Hummingbirds have discovered that nectar and pollen are very nutritious.蜂鸟发现花蜜和花粉是很有营养的。
- I bought the encyclopedia on a whim.我凭一时的兴致买了这本百科全书。
- He had a sudden whim to go sailing today.今天他突然想要去航海。