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YOU ARE GOING TO DIE A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup ,the doctor called the wife into his 健康检查 office alone. He said,

中国领衔全球可再生能源投资

China retakes renewables investment lead China has surged ahead of the US to regain its title as the worlds biggest investor in renewable energy, new figures showed on Monday. 周一的新数据显示，中国超越美国，在可再生能源领域再度

端午节的来历

The Dragon Boat Festival, also called Double Fifth Festival, is celebrated on the fifth day of the fifth moon of the lunar calendar. It is one of the most important Chinese festivals, the other two being the Autumn Moon Festival and Chinese New Year.

VOA标准英语10月-McCain Looks to Regain Momentum in US Presidentia

Republican presidential candidate John McCain campaigned in the Rocky Mountain state of Colorado Friday, hoping to turn his political fortunes around with only 10 days before Election Day. VOA National correspondent Jim Malone reports from Washingto

VOA常速英语2014--Spinal Implant Helps Paraplegics Regain Some Functions 脊椎植入装置改变瘫痪者生活

Spinal Implant Helps Paraplegics Regain Some Functions 脊椎植入装置改变瘫痪者生活 Severe spinal cord injuries usually lead to total loss of control of lower extremities, as well as bladder, bowel and sexual functions. But scientists at t

美国国家公共电台 NPR Migrant Parents Face Major Obstacles Before They Can Regain Custody Of Their Children

MARY LOUISE KELLY, HOST: Forty-five days - that is how long it had been since Guatemalan migrant Yeni Gonzalez saw her children after they were separated at the southwest border. Their reunion today in New York City was emotional. It was also tempora

2nd Chronicles 历代志下11

11When Rehoboam arrived in Jerusalem, he mustered the house of Judah and Benjamin-a hundred and eighty thousand fighting men-to make war against Israel and to regain the kingdom for Rehoboam. 2But this word of the Lord came to Shemaiah the man of Go

巴西2015年可能重拾自给自足的石油产量

巴西2015年可能重拾自给自足的石油产量 RIO DE JANEIRO, Feb. 26 (Xinhua) -- Brazil may regain its self-sufficiency in oil production in 2015, Brazilian oil giant Petrobras CEO, Maria das Gracas Foster, said on Wednesday. Foster told a pr

Ganso to return for Copa Libertadores semifinal

谢谢！ Thank you. 多谢！－－ Thanks a lot. 对不起，麻烦你。 Excuse me. 抱歉。 Excuse the mess. 需要帮忙吗？－－Can I help you. 谢谢你的帮助。 Thank you for helping me. 无论如何，我还要感谢你。 Thanks, any

法国新内阁赢得信任投票

PARIS, Sept. 16 (Xinhua) -- France's reshuffled government headed by Prime Minister Manuel valls on Tuesday won the confidence vote of the National Assembly, but lost a large majority of 289 seats needed to pass sensitive reforms. The new cabinet was

如何在变态的面试中笑到最后

Interviewing for a job is hard enough, but what if the person who interviews you does a terrible job? When that happens, all is not lost. Heres what to do when: 工作招聘面试已经相当困难了，然而，如果面试官还不靠谱，那要怎么

AP 2010-11-04

1. President Barack Obama is hoping his visits to four states over the weekend will rally voters and help secure two more years of Democratic control on Capitol Hill. Meanwhile, Republicans boosted by the polls are casting Tuesday's midterm elections

AP 2010-11-06

1. Voting has started in the 2010 midterm elections. Republicans are trying to regain control of the House and the Senate. It's expected the GOP will win back the House with the balance of the Senate still in play. President Barack Obama is expected

VOA标准英语2009年-Obama Hopes to Regain Health Care Momentum

U.S. President Barack Obama will attempt to regain political momentum when he delivers a major address on health care reform to a joint session of Congress on Wednesday. It may be the most important speech so far in Mr. Obama's young presidency. The

China Not to Actively Debase Yuan Rate

The People's Bank of China's governor Zhou Xiaochuan says the Renminbi won't be actively depreciated to regain national competitiveness. Zhou was speaking during a recent International Monetary Conference in Shanghai, when he also suggested that now

经济学人:欧元区经济:保持信心(2)

Italy's domestic politics are also concerning. 意大利的国内政治也令人担忧。 The government's row with the European Commission over its budget and ensuing market jitters are starting to weigh on sentiment and push up borrowing costs. 该国

给15A座乘客的一封信

Want to get even with an annoying fellow airline passenger? Forget Twitter. After all, 140 characters wont get you very far when you have a lot to complain about. Do like 24-year-old Munyee Lau did after a recent nightmarish eight-hour AirAsia flight

Hormone linked to regain weight

BEIJING, Oct. 27 (Xinhuanet) -- A new study shows that it's not simply a lack of willpower that explains weight regain but hormones keep one insisting on eating, a persistent biological urge. As any dieter knows, it's hard to keep weight off. Weight

你听说过“失宠假”吗？

Some pet owners across the US can now take time off work to grieve properly after losing their beloved companions. 如今，部分美国人可以向公司请失宠假，去悼念他们死去的宠物了。 At least three national companies have now c

端午节的来历和习俗

The Dragon Boat Festival occurs on the fifth day of the fifth moon of the lunar calendar. It is one of the three most important of the annual Chinese festivals. The other two are the Autumn Moon Festival and Chinese New Year. 端午节在每年阴历的