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英语笑话听力+文本：他真是个大人物

【生词预览】 maintenance 维修， cemetery 墓地 【笑话原文】 HeIsReallySomebody --Myunclehas1000menunderhim. --Heisreallysomebody.Whatdoeshedo? --Amaintenancemaninacemetery. 【中文译文】 他真是一个大人物 -- 我叔叔下面有

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(48) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话：God's joke 上帝的玩笑

God's joke Do you know what the cruel joke that God has played on all men is? He gave them a brain and a dick, but only enough blood to run one at a time. Notes: 1. Do you know what the cruel joke that God has played on all men is? 你知道上帝对所

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(62) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话：drink coffee 喝咖啡

drink coffee One guy said to his doctor, Every time I drink coffee, my right eye hurts a lot. What do you suggest I do? The doctor replied, Just take the spoon out of your cup. Notes: 1. One guy said to his doctor, Every time I drink coffee, my right

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(65) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话：relative 亲戚

relative A husband and wife were driving down the road arguing with each other. They passed a pig farm and the husband said, Are they relatives of yours? Yes， she replied, I married into the family. Notes: 1. A husband and wife were driving down th

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(88) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英文笑话：A Special Football Match特殊的足球赛

Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black, Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream. Why did it make you late? inquired the teacher. Because neither team could win the game, so it lasted a long time

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(69) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：I Don't Feel Like Getting into an Argument 我不想争论

Gerald, asked the teacher, what is the shape of the earth? It's round, answered Gerald. How do you know it's round? continued the teacher. All right, it's square then, he replied, I really don't feel like getting into an argument about it! 杰拉尔德

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(75) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：The Plural Form of "Child" “孩子”的复数形式

Teacher: What is the plural of Man, Tom? Tom: Men. Teacher: Good. And the plural of child? Tom: Twins. 老师：汤姆，男人这个词的复数形式是什么？ 汤姆：男人们。 老师：答得好。那孩子的复数形式呢？ 汤姆：双胞胎。

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(57) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：My Sister's Fingers 我妹妹的手指头

Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time. Kevin: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home. Teacher: I don't see any bandages. Kevin: Oh, they weren't mine. I told my little sister to hold the nail. 老师：凯温，这次你怎么又迟到

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(66) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Relative By Marriage 婆家的亲戚

A husband and wife drove for miles in silence after a terrible argument in which neither would budge. The husband pointed to a mule in a pasture. Relative of yours? he asked. Yes, she replied. By marriage. 一对夫妻开着车出去，走了很长一段时间谁也不

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(90) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：The Result of Laziness 懒惰的结果

Mother: Why were you kept after school today, Johnny? Johnny: Teacher told us to write an essay on The Result of Laziness, and I turned in a blank sheet of paper. 妈妈：约翰尼，你今天放学以后为什么被留下了？ 约翰尼：老师叫我们写一篇题为懒惰的结果的

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(82) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Clever Bobby 聪明的博比

Brown was very proud of his young son. Once he was talking to a visitor, telling the man how clever his son was. The boy is only two years old, he said, and knows all animals. He's going to be a great naturalist. Here, let me show you. He took a boo

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(68) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Stupid Orders 愚蠢的命令

When Nasreddin was a boy, he never did what he was told, so his father always told him to do the opposite of what he wanted him to do. One day, when the two were bringing sacks of flour home on their donkeys, they had to cross a shallow river. When

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(74) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英语笑话听力+文本：Chicken soup 鸡汤

Joe was in the hospital and it was time for lunch. He looks at his lunch and says, I don't like chicken soup, bring something else. The hospital worker said, It's good for you, the doctor said you should have it. Regardless, the patient refused to ea

发表于:2019-01-21 / 阅读(62) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：医生比你懂的多

【生词预览】 cab 出租车， hit 碰撞 【笑话原文】 KnowsBetter Amanwashitbyacabinthestreet.Hewasbroughttothehospital.Hiswifewhowasstandingupbyhisbed,saidtothedoctor: Ithinkthatheisveryill. Iamafraidthatheisdead.saidthedoctor. Hearingth

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(65) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：他是我的儿子

【生词预览】 nightmare 噩梦， man 操纵， tot 幼儿 【笑话原文】 That sMySon It severyairplanepassenger snightmare gettingstucknearacryingbaby.Iwasmanningtheticketcounteratabusyairportwhenthesoundofacryinginfantfilledtheair.Asthenex

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(66) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：serious chat 严肃的聊天

Alice 和Monica正在促膝谈心，这可是很罕见的。 Alice问：你认为你最大的缺点是什么？ Monica说：我不得不承认我最大的缺点是虚荣。有时候我坐在镜子前面就只是欣赏自己的脸。 Alice说：那不要

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(60) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Poisonous snakes 毒蛇

A father and son snake are out for a nice afternoon slither. The son asks, Dad，are we poisonous snakes? The father replies proudly, Yes son, we are rattler snakes! Why do you ask son? Because DAD, I just bit my tongue!! 一个阳光明媚的下午，

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(65) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：No Problem 没问题

A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop. How can I help you? asked the stylist. I went for a hair transplant, the guy explained, but I couldn't stand the pain. If you can make my hair look like yours without causing me any discomfort, I'll pay you $5

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(81) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Six or Twelve?六还是十二?

A blonde went into a pizza parlor. When she said that shed like a medium pizza, the clerk asked her how many pieces shed like to have it cut into: six or twelve. Oh, goodness, six please, said the blonde. I dont think I could ever eat twelve. 一位金

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(55) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英文笑话：抽象名词

An Abstract Noun Teacher: What's an abstract noun, Jane? Jane: I don't know, madam. Teacher: What, you don't know! Well. It's the name of a thing which you can think of but cannot touch. Now, give me an example. Jane: A red-hot poker, madam. 抽象名词

发表于:2019-02-09 / 阅读(66) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语
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