时间:2019-01-02 作者:英语课 分类:英文笑话


英语课

Brown was very proud of his young son. Once he was talking to a visitor, telling the man how clever his son was.


"The boy is only two years old," he said, "and knows all animals. He's going to be a great naturalist 1. Here, let me show you."


He took a book of natural history from the bookshelf, placed Bobby on his knee, opened the book and showed him a picture of a giraffe.


"What's that, Bobby?" "


Horsey, " said Bobby. Next of a tiger was shown, and Bobby said, "Pussy 2." Then Brown showed Bobby a picture of lion, and Bobby said, "Doggy." And when a picture of a chimpanzee was shown, Bobby said, "Daddy!"


布朗非常欣赏他的小儿子。一次他和一位客人聊他的儿子有多聪明。 布朗说:“他只有两岁,就认识所有的动物了。他长大一定会是一个出色的自然学家。来,我让你看看。”


他从书架上拿下一本自然书,把博比抱到膝上,打开书。指着一张长颈鹿的画片。


“博比,这是什么?” “马马,”博比回答。 他又指了一张老虎的画片,博比回答说:“猫咪。” 然后布朗又指了一张狮子的画片,博比说:“狗狗。” 他又指了一张黑猩猩的画片,博比说:“爸爸!” [注]horsey: 马(儿语) pussy:猫咪(儿语)



n.博物学家(尤指直接观察动植物者)
  • He was a printer by trade and naturalist by avocation.他从事印刷业,同时是个博物学爱好者。
  • The naturalist told us many stories about birds.博物学家给我们讲述了许多有关鸟儿的故事。
n.(儿语)小猫,猫咪
  • Why can't they leave my pussy alone?为什么他们就不能离我小猫咪远一点?
  • The baby was playing with his pussy.孩子正和他的猫嬉戏。
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