时间:2019-01-02 作者:英语课 分类:英文笑话


英语课

Brown was very proud of his young son. Once he was talking to a visitor, telling the man how clever his son was.


"The boy is only two years old," he said, "and knows all animals. He's going to be a great naturalist 1. Here, let me show you."


He took a book of natural history from the bookshelf, placed Bobby on his knee, opened the book and showed him a picture of a giraffe.


"What's that, Bobby?" "


Horsey, " said Bobby. Next of a tiger was shown, and Bobby said, "Pussy 2." Then Brown showed Bobby a picture of lion, and Bobby said, "Doggy." And when a picture of a chimpanzee was shown, Bobby said, "Daddy!"


布朗非常欣赏他的小儿子。一次他和一位客人聊他的儿子有多聪明。 布朗说:“他只有两岁,就认识所有的动物了。他长大一定会是一个出色的自然学家。来,我让你看看。”


他从书架上拿下一本自然书,把博比抱到膝上,打开书。指着一张长颈鹿的画片。


“博比,这是什么?” “马马,”博比回答。 他又指了一张老虎的画片,博比回答说:“猫咪。” 然后布朗又指了一张狮子的画片,博比说:“狗狗。” 他又指了一张黑猩猩的画片,博比说:“爸爸!” [注]horsey: 马(儿语) pussy:猫咪(儿语)



n.博物学家(尤指直接观察动植物者)
  • He was a printer by trade and naturalist by avocation.他从事印刷业,同时是个博物学爱好者。
  • The naturalist told us many stories about birds.博物学家给我们讲述了许多有关鸟儿的故事。
n.(儿语)小猫,猫咪
  • Why can't they leave my pussy alone?为什么他们就不能离我小猫咪远一点?
  • The baby was playing with his pussy.孩子正和他的猫嬉戏。
学英语单词
-triene
adapting control
aguijan i.
air discipline
alessio
articulationes intertarseae
basal surface of weathering
beamstrahlung
biophore
birth canals
Bolaang
C-test
conceptual cross section
coralberry
coronary blood flow
Diekirch, Dist.de
double ended vessel
elastinolysis
electrocathode
electrochemiluminescence
electrolytics
eligible person
ensemble correlation functions
eresie
femtochemistries
first-degree atrioventricular block
flower chains
flypaper theory
front-end minicomputer
gravimetric altimeter
hand brake cam shoe
hand computation
hcm
histamine-fast
hypersensitivity pneumonitis
illegally obtained evidence
integrated pallet packer
investment impairment allowance
jaw crusher
Jenner-Kay test
Kemble, John Philip
kyosti
lanatoside B
levallorphan tartrate
limited offer
magnetic lubricating oil filter
Marine base
martiniquaiss
melarhyodacite
milk texture
misimpresssion
mistrustful of
money shot
mourou
mugless
multiviewers
nald
note payable book
Okamuraea
on off type signals
parcel inspection
payment systems
Pigeon R.
Pleurocoelea
politico-
poly (tetrafluoroethylene)
posterior splenic vein
problem input tape
product liability (pl)
propeller regulating mechanism
property test
push-type grader
R.M.T.
radar transfer of control message
refugee shelter
reinstallment
ribbed roller
run-out of shaft
Sad-Kharv
sandy mobile bed
Sanmin District
schema theorem
short messaging
single harmonic distortion
Sizim
small-piece bonds
spare meal
spriting
state inheritance taxes
stream down
swygert
tail gear
taxable item
temporal angle of eye (or lateral angle of eye)
tender coal bunker
tent-maker
Tortuga, Cayo
twattock
vaccinums
voluminal expansion
wamblingly
wankies