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幽默笑话:葬礼

幽默笑话:葬礼 A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. 有一场刚过世的女子的葬礼正在举行。 At the end of the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, shaking

发表于:2018-11-29 / 阅读(126) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话:你是哪一个?

幽默笑话:你是哪一个? My two sisters and I were all away at different colleges at the same time. One day，after facing too many crisis and tired of being treated just another undergraduate，I phoned home for some consolation and understandi

发表于:2018-11-29 / 阅读(139) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话:读过《哈姆雷特》吗?

幽默笑话:读过《哈姆雷特》吗? A student in the literature class asked his teacher if he had read a hot novel. The teacher said that he had not read the book. 文学课上，一个学生问老师是否看过一本最新的畅销小说。老师

发表于:2018-11-29 / 阅读(125) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话:解答难题

幽默笑话:解答难题 One day，the teacher walked into her classroom and announced to the class that on each Friday，she will ask a question of the class and anyone who answers correctly doesn't have to go to school the following Monday. 老师走

发表于:2018-12-08 / 阅读(43) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话:游泳者

幽默笑话:游泳者 The teacher told the class the story of a man who swam a river three times before breakfast. Johnny laughed. 老师给同学们讲了一个小故事，说一个人早饭前要在河里游泳，横渡三趟。约翰尼笑了。

发表于:2018-12-08 / 阅读(59) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话:学校成绩单

幽默笑话:学校成绩单 The father was reading the school report which had just been handed to him by his hopeful son. His brow was wrathful as he read: English，poor; French，weak; Mathematics，fair;And he gave a glance of disgust at the wea

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(46) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话:我没有听

幽默笑话:我没有听 Mother asked her litter daughter who was reading a book，What are you reading，dear? 妈妈问正在读书的女儿:亲爱的，你读的是什么书? I dont know，the litter girl answered. 女儿回答道:我不知道。

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(65) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话:希腊语

幽默笑话:希腊语 Mr.Day was a teacher at a school in a big city in the north.of England. He usually went to France or Germany for a few weeks during his summer holidays，and he spoke French and German quite well. 戴先生是英格兰北部一个

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(55) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话:恶作剧

幽默笑话:恶作剧 Proctor(exceedingly angry):So you confess that this unfortunate freshman was carried to this frog pond and drenched?Now what part did you take in this disgraceful affair? 学监(非常生气):现在你承认这可怜的新生被扔

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(64) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话:奖品

幽默笑话:奖品 Little Albert came home from school with a new book under his arm.Its a prize，mother，he explained. 小阿尔伯特腋下夹着一本新书从学校回家来了。这是奖品，妈妈。他解释道。 A prized ?Why，dear 奖品

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(60) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话:愚蠢的兔子

幽默笑话:愚蠢的兔子 Little Steve has a pet rabbit，Bunny. He plays with it every day after school. One day his mother sees that her little boy is holding Bunny by the ears. From time to time he gives the poor rabbit an angry shake and says:

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(64) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话一则：“一个言出必行的人”

A crowd of student was gathered on the campus of Oxford University。 You can have no doubt， shouted a young man excitedly， that if the Dean does not take back what he said to me this morning， Ill leave Oxford this very evening！ A buzzing noi

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(52) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

【老外的幽默】What's DC stand for?

发表于:2019-01-07 / 阅读(104) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

【老外的幽默】How to reject a man

How to reject a man GG：Can I buy you a drink? MM：Actually I'd rather have the money. GG：Can I have your name? MM：Why? Don't you already have one? GG：I'm a photographer. I've been looking for

发表于:2019-01-08 / 阅读(87) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默学习第七期

While waiting for my first appointment in the reception room of a new dentist, I noticed his certificate, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered that a tall, handsome boy with the same name h

发表于:2019-02-01 / 阅读(97) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默学习第六期

A professor stood before his class of twenty senior organic biology students, about to hand out the final exam.

发表于:2019-02-06 / 阅读(90) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默学习第一期

My husband, who drives an 18-wheeler, was halfway across a narrow bridge when his truck broke down. Placing hazard markers behind, he returned to his cab to wait for the tow truck. A few moments later

发表于:2019-02-06 / 阅读(82) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

与众不同的感恩:如何幽默表达“感恩”

如何幽默表达感恩 感恩节到了，想要对帮助过你的人表达谢意，干巴巴的Thank you是不是有点拿不出手？下面这些幽默地表达感谢的方式会让你的感恩节祝福瞬间与众不同哦。 1. If it wasnt weird

发表于:2019-02-09 / 阅读(61) / 评论(0) 分类 英语口语

"你很蠢"的种种幽默表达

★Marry is so stupid, she stole free pudding. 玛丽太蠢了，偷免费的布丁。 ★He's never slept with his wife. He says it isn't honorable to sleep with a married woman. 他从不跟妻子一起睡。他说跟一个已婚女人睡是不光彩

发表于:2019-02-09 / 阅读(243) / 评论(0) 分类 英语口语

出国必备的十个美式幽默

1. Is she big-boned? 她是不是很魁梧啊？ Big-bone看字面解释就知道是指骨架很粗大。这对美女(美国的女人) 来说是见怪不怪的。在电影Something about Mary中就有这一句，Is she big-boned? 那娇小的女子怎么

发表于:2019-02-19 / 阅读(49) / 评论(0) 分类 英语口语
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