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幽默笑话:守护天使

幽默笑话:守护天使 A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: 有一名男子正走在街上的时候听到一个声音： Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you. 停！站住不

发表于:2018-11-29 / 阅读(125) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话:上帝造人

幽默笑话:上帝造人 A man was wandering around in a field , thinking about how good his wife had been to him and how fortunate he was to have her, 有名男子在田野里徘徊,心里想着他的老婆对他有多么好，他多么幸运拥有她

发表于:2018-11-29 / 阅读(115) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话:求职

幽默笑话:求职 Applying for my first job，I realized I had to be creative in listing my few qualifications. Asked about additional schooling and training，I answered truthfully that I had spent three years in computer programming classes. I go

发表于:2018-11-29 / 阅读(112) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话:学地理

幽默笑话:学地理 Misha is a pupil in Grade 5 and has just begun studying geography. One day after supper, Misha's father asked Do you like geography，Misha? 米沙是小学五年级的学生，刚开始学地理。一天晚饭后，他爸爸问他

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(51) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话:好心帮忙

幽默笑话:好心帮忙 Creighton was going along a square when he saw a little boy trying to reach the knocker of a large house. 当克莱顿教授沿着一个广场走着的时候，他看见一个小家伙正试图抓住一所大房子的门环。

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(65) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话:心存好意

幽默笑话:心存好意 One day a boy came to his teacher and said:Teacher，my dad wants to know if you like roasted pork. 一天有个男孩去对他老师说:老师，我爸想知道你是不是爱吃烤猪肉。 I certainly do，said the teache

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(58) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话:写作文

幽默笑话:写作文 One day in class，the teacher assigned his students to write a compositionIf I Am a Manager. 一天，在作文课上，老师给同学们布置了一篇作文，题目是假如我是个经理。 All the students began to writ

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(66) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话:睡前祷告

幽默笑话:睡前祷告 Julia was saying her bedtime prayers.Please God，she said，Make Naples the capital of ltaly. Make Naples the capital of ltaly. 朱丽叶在做睡前祷告。上帝啊，她说道，让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都吧。

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(54) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

最丑的孩子&小心有狗

幽默寓于笑话之中，它是笑话的精料，智慧之所在。笑话是幽默的载体，一个成功的笑话能流传千古，听者和讲者都会感到快乐、欣喜，拍掌叫好!下面是小编整理的两则英语幽默，希望能让大

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(67) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默爱情诗

1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: 我的心肝，我的挚爱，我美丽的贤妻， Marrying you has screwed up my life。 我这辈子就毁在你手里。 2. I see your face when I am dreaming。 你的容颜依稀入梦境， That's wh

发表于:2019-02-02 / 阅读(57) / 评论(0) 分类 实用英语

幽默学习第二期

发表于:2019-02-03 / 阅读(84) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

让你HOLD不住的幽默

The 2011 Ig Nobel winners, awarded Thursday at Harvard University by the Annals of Improbable Research magazine: 由科学幽默杂志《不可思议研究年报》主办的2011搞笑诺贝尔奖于哈佛大学公布。 以下是获奖名单： PHYSI

发表于:2019-02-18 / 阅读(59) / 评论(0) 分类 实用英语

男人重美貌女人爱幽默

When it comes to romance, women prefer someone who tickles their funny bone while men opt for those who catch their eye, according to an international survey released on Wednesday. The survey, conducted in 16 countries by Canadian romance publisher H

发表于:2019-02-18 / 阅读(57) / 评论(0) 分类 英语美文

幽默笑话：报丧方式

Ways to Report Death Two brothers, Herbert and James, lived with their mother and a cat named Edgar. James was particularly attached to the cat, and when he had to leave town for several days, he left Herbert meticulous instructions about the pet' s

发表于:2019-02-25 / 阅读(58) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话：视力训练

Visual Training The squad were having visual training． One smart recruit was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field．The party was so faraway that the men appeared as mere dots， but unhesitatinglyt

发表于:2019-02-25 / 阅读(67) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话:说漏嘴了

幽默笑话:说漏嘴了 The teacher is handing back the homework. 老师正在把作业发还给学生。 Johnny, she says.Your homework is very poor. I really dont see how one person can make so many mistakes. 约翰尼，她说，你的作业做得

发表于:2019-03-01 / 阅读(347) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话：一名伟人

A Great Man Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today? Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years. 一名伟人 老师：如果莎士比亚还活着，他会是一名伟人吗？

发表于:2019-03-11 / 阅读(220) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话：日落

Sunset Father: This is the sunset my daughter painted. She studied painting abroad, you know. Friend: Ah, that accounts for it! I never saw a sunset like that in this country. 日落 父亲：这幅《日落》是我女儿画的，你知道，她曾在

发表于:2019-03-11 / 阅读(213) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话：什么叫叛徒？

Young hopeful：Father，what is a traitor in politics？ Father（a veteran politician）：A traitor is a man who leaves our party and goes over to the other one． Young hopeful：Well then，what is a man who leaves his party and comes over to yo

发表于:2019-03-11 / 阅读(215) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话：右腿

The Right Leg Proctor（exceedingly angry）：So you confess that this unfortunate freshman was carried to this frog pond and drenched？Now what part did you take in this disgraceful affair？ Soph．（meekly）：The right leg，sir． 右腿 学监

发表于:2019-03-11 / 阅读(234) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语
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