用听的背单词-基础2000MP3(HL-10)

hunger---------挨饿 hungry---------饥饿 humid---------潮湿的 human--------人的 humor--------幽默

英文小幽默（3）

蜗牛买跑车 snail and car There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After shopping around a w

英语笑话听力+文本：A Raise 加薪

ARaise Anempolyeesaidtohisboss,I'vebeenhereforsixyearsdoingtwomen'sworkforoneman'spay.NowIwantaraise. Theemployerreplied,Well,Ican'tgiveyouaraise,butifyou'lltellmewhotheothermanis,I'llfirehim. Notes: 1.Anempolyeesaidtohisboss,I'vebeenhereforsixyearsd

英语笑话：English Joke - A Cute Dog

A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, Does your dog bite? The shopkeeper says, No, my dog does not bite. The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him. Ouch, he says, I thought you said your dog does not bit

英语笑话：English Joke - Doctor, it hurts!

A man goes to the doctor and says, Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts. The doctor asks, What do you mean? The man says, When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts.When I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts. The doct

英文笑话：He Swore to Die 他发誓要死

If you refuse to marry me, he swore, I shall die. She refused him. He died sixty years later. 你如果拒绝和我结婚，他发誓说，我就要死。她拒绝了他。六十年以后，他死了。

I will change my name

At the age of 16, Edely decided to leave home and join a theater company. His father was appalled, A son of mine on the stage? It's a disgrace! he wailed. What if the neighbors find out? I'll change my name, the comic-to-be volunteered. Change your

英语笑话听力+文本：A Smart Housewife 聪明的家庭主妇

一位精明的家庭主妇听人说有一种炉子用起来可以比她现在用的炉子省一半的煤。她听了大为兴奋，说：那太好了！一个炉子可以省一半的煤，那么如果我买两个炉子的话，不就可以把煤全都

经典双语笑话 第83期:你去哪儿了

Where Have You Been? 你去哪儿了? Once upon a time, there was a man who always forgot things. 古时候，有个人总是忘事。 One day, he went out with his little son. 一天，他带着小儿子出门。 He was so happy that he put the son

经典双语笑话 第86期:工作要求

The Requirements of the Job 工作要求 In this job we need someone who is responsible. 我们这项工作需要负责的人。 I'm the one you want. 我就是你们要找的人。 On my last job, every time anything went wrong,they said I was respo

英语笑话听力+文本：Truly American scholar果然是美国学者

Truly American scholar 果然是美国学者 [00:07.29]Listen and Share [00:11.44]Truly American scholar 果然是美国学者 [00:24.64]词汇扫描 [00:28.46]involve 与有关 [00:31.85]history archive 历史档案馆 [00:36.26]station 驻扎 [00:3

英语笑话听力+文本：Blood donation 捐血

[00:14.52]Blood donation 捐血 [00:27.11]词汇扫描 [00:31.31]bottom line ['b?t?m][lain] 净收益 [00:34.37]complex ['k?mpleks] 设施齐全的综合性建筑 [00:38.88]rifle range ['raifl][reind?] 射击场 [00:43.18]英文原文 [00:44.87]Who s

英语笑话听力+文本：Come in an envelope 坐信封过来

[00:14.92]Come in an envelope 坐信封过来 [00:26.92]词汇扫描 [00:30.99]torrential [t?'ren??l] 湍急的 [00:34.00]rainstorms ['reinst?:m] 特别猛烈的暴雨 [00:39.08]representative [?repri'zent?tiv] 代表 [00:43.05]weary ['wi?ri] 心焦

英语笑话听力+文本：爸爸有多牛

[00:26.43]brag about 吹噓 [00:30.45]boast about 自夸 [00:34.79]the Alps 阿尔卑斯山 [00:39.23]the Dead Sea 死海 [00:55.13]An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat. [00:58.86]My dad is an engineer. He can do everything. [01:

英语笑话听力+文本：我今天请假了

[00:14.37]Off from work [00:16.54]请假了 [00:19.38]My personnel-management class [00:21.62]consisted mainly of adult, working students. [00:25.85]One night while discussing job enrichment, [00:29.25]the teacher asked if any of us would be happy [0

英语笑话听力+文本：开卷考试

[00:14.40]Open-book exam [00:16.57]开卷考试 [00:19.54]ON THE DAY of our final exam [00:22.15]at my Community College [00:23.98]in Santa Maria, Calif., [00:26.66]we heard that the bookstore [00:28.39]had changed its policy [00:30.63]and would buy

英语笑话听力+文本：Talking clock(会说话的钟)

[00:19.74]While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, [00:23.84]a college student led the way into the den. [00:27.10]What is the big brass gong and hammer for? [00:30.25]one of his friends asked. [00:32.16]That is the talking clock, the

英语笑话听力+文本：Nobody available(谁都没空)

[00:19.37]I was going to bed the other night [00:21.94]when my wife told me [00:23.77]that I had left the light on in the shed. [00:27.59]She could see from the bedroom window. [00:30.27]As I looked for myself, [00:32.41]I saw that there were people

英语笑话听力+文本：Stop or slow down(停止还是减速)

[00:33.58]cop 警察，巡警 [00:38.14]run a stop sign 闯停车指示牌 [00:43.83]grief 悲痛，忧伤 [00:49.22]give somebody grief 欺负某人，伤某人的心，找某人的茬 [00:57.74]slow down 减速 [01:03.83]A cop stopped a man for run

从没听过这么冷的笑话

I have 12 legs, 12 arms and 8 heads. What am I? A liar! 问：我有12只脚、12个胳膊和8个头。你猜我是什么物种?答：骗子! What is the longest word in the English language? Smiles. Because there is a mile between its first and last