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英语笑话：Two More "Dialog" Jokes

A: I was born in California. B: Which part? A: All of me. A: Excuse me. Do you know the way to the zoo? B: No, I'm sorry I don't. A: Well, it's two blocks this way, then one block to the left.

发表于:2018-12-03 / 阅读(71) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

母亲节怎么过

Mother's Day is celebrated to honor all mothers and express gratitude for the hardships they bear in bringing up a child. 母亲节是向妈妈们致敬，并表达出我们感激她们生育之恩的一种方式。 Most countries including US, Austr

发表于:2018-12-12 / 阅读(101) / 评论(0) 分类 节日英语

英语笑话：eating grass 吃草

eating grass A man and a woman start to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After 15 minutes, the man gets up and says, Damn, I wish I had a flashlight! The woman says, Me，too. You've been eating grass for the past ten minutes! Notes: 1. After

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(61) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话：bill 议案

bill A White House assistant asked the President this question. She said, What are we gonna do about the new abortion bill, sir? He replied, Shhhhh, keep it down. Justpay it! Notes: 1. A White House assistant asked the President this question. 一个白

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(56) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

新标准初中英语八年级(上):UNIT2 What did you do

[00:00.00]Module 7 PAST ACTIVITIES [00:06.10]UNIT 2 What did you to today? [00:11.18]1 Listen and read the email. [00:15.96]Then answer the questions. [00:19.41]Hi Peter, [00:20.43]How are you? [00:21.89]I had a very fun day today. [00:24.64]Let me t

发表于:2018-12-29 / 阅读(121) / 评论(0) 分类 外研社新标准初中英语八年级

北师大版高中英语模块4--Unit12CultureShock Lesson1-3

[00:00.93]I think we should consider staying [00:02.91]in the English countryside [00:04.14]for a few night as I know you enjoy hiking. [00:06.92]We can wander through the fields [00:08.43]and even pick a few mushrooms to have [00:09.93]with our brea

发表于:2018-12-29 / 阅读(166) / 评论(0) 分类 北师大版高中英语模块4

英文笑话：Improvement 进步

One student to another: How are your English lessons coming along? Fine. I used to be the one who couldn't understand Englishmen, and now it's Englishmen who can't understand me. 一位学生对另一位说：你的英语最近学的怎么样了？ 很好，我过去不懂英国人

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(78) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Say Sir 要叫先生

Teacher: (to a new boy) What's your name, my little fellow? New boy: Erbert Arris. Teacher: Always say 'sir' please, when you are speaking to master. It's more polite. New boy: (apologetically) Sir Erbert Arris. 老师：（对一位新生说）小同学，你叫什

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(94) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话【6】

TWO HEARTS BEATING Nurse: How do you feel after your operation? Patient: Quite alright, only I can feel two hearts beating inside me. Nurse: No wonder the doctor who operated on you was looking for hi

发表于:2019-01-09 / 阅读(88) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英文笑话【2】

I'M NOT HAVING IT ALL CUT OFF. Miles sometime went to the barber's during working hours to have his hair cut. But this was against the office rules: clerks had to have their hair cut in their own time

发表于:2019-01-09 / 阅读(100) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

时髦白领英语

1.Im an office worker. 我是上班族。 2.I work for the government. 我在政府机关做事。 3.Im happy to meet you. 很高兴见到你。 4.I like your sense of humor. 我喜欢你的幽默感。 5.Im glad to see you again. 很高兴再次见到

发表于:2019-02-13 / 阅读(68) / 评论(0) 分类 实用英语

英语笑话听力+文本：Blonde Detectives美女侦探

Blonde Detectives 美女侦探 [00:13.26]Blonde Detectives [00:25.02]美女侦探 [00:33.00]词汇扫描 [00:37.19]interrogate 询问 [00:44.35]suspect 嫌疑犯 [00:50.11]profile 侧面 [00:56.11]fluster 惊惶失措 [01:02.75]flash 晃一下 [01:05

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(83) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Bargain讨价还价

[00:24.82]used-car 二手车 [00:28.53]in great condition 情况不错 [00:32.47]feign 假装 [00:37.10]英文原文 [00:38.01]My son, a used-car dealer, [00:39.77]showed his customer a 2005 Chevy in great condition. [00:43.20]And it's only $7, 000,

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(77) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Wrinkle-free 免熨

[00:07.23]Listen and Share [00:10.53]Wrinkle-free 免熨 [00:20.52]词汇扫描 [00:24.89]grab [gr?b] 抓住 [00:27.75]iron ['ai?n] 烫衣服 [00:31.23]tag [t?g] 标签 [00:34.20]wrinkle-free ['ri?kl][fri:] 防皱的 [00:37.49]英文原文 [00:39.55]

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(49) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：New vet新手兽医

[00:28.63]annual ['?nju?l] 年度的 [00:31.86]summon ['s?m?n] 召唤 [00:35.31]perturb [p?'t?:b] 非常焦虑 [00:38.59]vet [vet] 兽医 [00:41.76]英文原文 [00:44.37]Shortly after graduating from veterinary school, [00:48.13]I rode with my mothe

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(81) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

TED演讲视频:学校扼杀创造力

关于建立培养创造力(而不是扼杀创造力)的教育体系,Ken Robinson发表了一番幽默生动的演讲。

发表于:2019-02-21 / 阅读(108) / 评论(0) 分类 TED演讲视频集

英语笑话听力+文本：Collateral(押品)

[00:15.12]Collateral [00:16.79]抵押品 [00:34.55]词汇扫描 [00:38.57]collateral 抵押品 [00:46.54]cover 足以抵消 [00:52.36]pickup 皮卡车 [00:59.91]teepee 印弟安圆形帐篷 [01:08.09]withdraw 提取（存款） [01:16.80]An old India

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(72) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：是什么让你早晨从床上跑起来?

[00:13.70]Motivation [00:15.59]动机 [00:17.95]MY ENGLISH PROFESSOR [00:19.40]once launched into a lecture on motivation. [00:23.22]What pushes you ahead? he asked. [00:26.86]What is it that makes you go to school each day? [00:31.31]What driving fo

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(59) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Pretend Doctor假医生

[00:28.59]pretend [pri'tend] 假装 [00:31.88]concerning [k?n's?:ni?] 关于 [00:35.03]portray [p?:'trei] 描绘 [00:38.67]shock [??k] 冲击 [00:42.21]英文原文 [00:44.10]For several years, my job was to answer all viewer phone calls [00:47.95]an

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(118) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Billing- 账单

[00:31.14]ailment 小病小痛 [00:34.07]exasperated 使生气或不耐烦 [00:39.08]英文原文 [00:41.05]A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. [00:44.38]Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people [00:48.08]describing their ai

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(144) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）
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