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英文小幽默（6）

懂得一门外语的重要性 A cat and her four kittens ran into a large dog. When the kittens cowered, the cat let out a series of loud barks, scaring the dog away. Turning to her kittens, the cat

发表于:2018-12-08 / 阅读(80) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英语幽默短剧剧本

AprilFool'sDay N: Many years ago, on April 1, a body had birth. His father called him foolman, nobody like him except his mother. How time flies! F: Mum, I'm eithteen years old, so I will leave this family. Mum: All right, but please see me at times.

发表于:2018-12-12 / 阅读(58) / 评论(0) 分类 英文剧本

英语笑话听力+文本：财政学的一课

Unit3 A lessons in finance 第三节 财政学的一课 Smith was the manager of a construction company and was taking bids on a new project. 史密斯是一家建设公司的经理，他正负责一个新工程的招标案。 The first bidder was a

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(65) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英文笑话：Correct 很对

Teacher: Jimmy, what are the three words which pupils use most often at school? Jimmy: I don't know. Teacher: Correct. 教师：吉米，学生在学校里经常用的三个字是什么？ 吉米：不知道 教师：很对。

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(67) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

答非所问的各种搞笑对话

What do sheep say to each other at Christmastime? 绵羊在圣诞节会对其它同伴说什么？ Merry Christmas to ewe（发音同you）! 母羊圣诞节快乐。（祝你圣诞节快乐） What's the best thing to put into Christmas dinner? 把什么

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(63) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

实用英语句子(1)

1.Im an office worker. 我是上班族。 2.I work for the government. 我在政府机关做事。 3.Im happy to meet you. 很高兴见到你。 4.I like your sense of humor. 我喜欢你的幽默感。 5.Im glad to see you again. 很高兴再次见到

发表于:2019-01-08 / 阅读(66) / 评论(0) 分类 实用英语

英文笑话【4】

BUYING A HAT A lady went to a hat shop to buy a hat. As she was very fussy, it took her a long time to pick on one. Already at the end of his patience the salesman was afraid that she might change her

发表于:2019-01-09 / 阅读(84) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英文笑话【3】

I CAN GO HOME. One day after school the teacher said to his students,

发表于:2019-01-09 / 阅读(93) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

经典双语笑话 第3期:财政学的一课

Unit3 A lessons in finance 第三节 财政学的一课 Smith was the manager of a construction company and was taking bids on a new project. 史密斯是一家建设公司的经理，他正负责一个新工程的招标案。 The first bidder was a

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(49) / 评论(0) 分类 经典双语笑话

Drew Dudley:平凡的领导力

我们都改变过他人的生活而且常常是在不经意间。在这个幽默的演讲中，Drew Dudley呼吁我们将领导力看成改善彼此生活的平凡行为，并赞美它的价值。

发表于:2019-02-05 / 阅读(77) / 评论(0) 分类 TED公开课:会心一笑

英文笑话：抽象名词

An Abstract Noun Teacher: What's an abstract noun, Jane? Jane: I don't know, madam. Teacher: What, you don't know! Well. It's the name of a thing which you can think of but cannot touch. Now, give me an example. Jane: A red-hot poker, madam. 抽象名词

发表于:2019-02-09 / 阅读(61) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

经典双语笑话 第62期:免惊啦!

No Worriess 免惊啦! At the swimming pool one day, a child asked his mother, 在游泳池旁，一个小孩问他妈妈， Mommy, Mommy, can I go swimming? 妈咪，妈咪，我可不可以下去游泳? Certainly not, darling. The water's much too

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(55) / 评论(0) 分类 经典双语笑话

英语笑话听力+文本：Honesty诚实

[00:46.99]investment counselor 投资顾问 [00:51.43]go out on one's own 自谋生路，自立门户 [00:57.37]shrewd 精明的，明智的 [01:02.14]diligent 勤勉的，努力工作的 [01:06.90]in-house counsel 法律顾问 [01:11.12]integrity 诚实

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(58) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Want to be a teacher想当老师

[00:25.04]senior 高三学生 [00:28.56]babble 不停地说 [00:31.78]life's calling 人生目标 [00:35.82]misspell 拼写错误 [00:39.68]英文原文 [00:41.13]When I was a high school senior, [00:42.66]I saw an inspirational ad on TV about becomi

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(53) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：What's up babe?宝贝,最近怎么样了?

[00:25.03]sushi bar 寿司店 [00:28.57]accent 口音 [00:31.94]patron 顾客 [00:34.97]observe 注意到 [00:38.22]wasabi 芥辣 [00:42.20]英文原文 [00:43.50]Working as a server at a sushi bar, [00:46.26]I saw a customer trying to get my attenti

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(55) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：任何人都可以当电话推销员?

[00:25.35]telemarketer 电话推销员 [00:29.62]quality assurance 质量保证 [00:34.22]overhear 无意中听到 [00:37.93]cube 办公室格子间 [00:43.11]英文原文 [00:44.16]Successful telemarketers don't have to be brain surgeons, [00:47.68]

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(55) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Play for the forecast为天气预报演奏

[00:29.81]Scramble,急急忙忙地跑 [00:34.59]turn out 结果 [00:38.88]take aside 拉到边上 [00:46.91]I was in the band at Ellsworth Air Force Base, South Dakota. [00:53.36]Our group was required to play for all generals who arrived on base. [0

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(52) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

今年母亲节换个花样儿过

Mother's Day is celebrated to honor all mothers and express gratitude for the hardships they bear in bringing up a child. 母亲节是向妈妈们致敬，并表达出我们感激她们生育之恩的一种方式。 Most countries including US, Austr

发表于:2019-02-16 / 阅读(87) / 评论(0) 分类 实用英语

白领英语口语（1）

1.Im an office worker. 我是上班族。 2.I work for the government. 我在政府机关做事。 3.Im happy to meet you. 很高兴见到你。 4.I like your sense of humor. 我喜欢你的幽默感。 5.Im glad to see you again. 很高兴再次见到

发表于:2019-02-21 / 阅读(64) / 评论(0) 分类 英语口语

年长者阶层

Senior Class During the doctor's periodic visit to my elderly mother, I told him that Mother would be celebrating her 98th birthday in few days. Delighted by the news, he bent down and gave her a kiss for the occasion. He then announced that he, too,

发表于:2019-03-11 / 阅读(194) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语
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