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英语笑话：tourist 白宫的观光客

tourist Do you know what Americans call a person in the White House who is intelligent, honest and modest? The answer is a tourist. Notes: 1. Do you know what Americans call a person in the White House who is intelligent, honest and modest? 你知道美

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(55) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英文笑话：Life after death 死后重生

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英文笑话：Reached Shore Fast 快速靠岸

A guy I know was towing his boat home from a fishing trip to Lake Huron when his car broke down. He didn't have his cell phone with him, but he thought maybe he might be able to raise someone on his m

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英文笑话：Chaude and Cold 热与冷

A patron in Montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded.

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英文笑话：Skinny Dipping 裸泳

One day Jimmy went down to the pond for a dip, but before he could dive in he spied his teacher, Mrs. Smith, emerging from nude bathing. When Mrs. Smith saw Jimmy, she grabbed the nearest object - whi

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英文笑话：real play 逼真的演出

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英文笑话：A Trip to Disney 迪斯尼之旅

On a trip to Disney World in Florida, my husband and I and our two children devoted ourselves wholeheartedly to the wonders of this attraction. After three exhausting days, we headed for home. As we d

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英文笑话：good choice 选得真不错！

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英文笑话：night shift 值夜班遇到的怪事

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英文笑话：Apologyletter 道歉信

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英文笑话：scream 最响亮、最凄厉痛苦的尖叫

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英文笑话：from America 它们是从美国带来的

Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the c

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英文笑话：Problem with gas放屁的问题

A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says,

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英文笑话：Business just started 开张大吉

A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come in to the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot s

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英文笑话：班级、情人和蠢驴

Class, Lass and Ass Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day, so he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows:

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笑话：an absent-minded professor 健忘教授

No doubt about it, my fellow monk, Father Martin, was a bit of an absent-minded professor. He often filled in for sick priests at other parishes, and one Saturday he found himself on a train to a new

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英文笑话：big sale 大减价(也没捞到便宜)

降价大甩卖那天，商场通知的8：30的开业时间未到，门口就排满了被打折的传闻和当地报纸的广告吸引过来的长龙。 一个小个子男人推挤着想到队伍的前

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英文笑话：chief at wedding 警长在婚礼上

在小镇上，一位交警拦住了一位在主路超速行驶的司机。“长官”这个男人说，“我可以解释一下。” “安静，”警官打断他说：“我要让你在拘留所等

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英语笑话：一个问题 A Question

Professor: Before we begin the examination are there any question? Student: What's the name of this course? 教授：在开始考试之前，还有什么问题吗？ 学生：考试科目的名称是什么？

发表于:2019-02-01 / 阅读(69) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英语笑话听力+文本：听笑话学英语:Perfume and new marker 香水和麦克笔

Perfume and new marker 香水和麦克笔 词汇扫描 Instructional assistant 指导员助理 Second-graders 二年级生 Perfume 香水 Marker 麦克笔 英文原文 As an instructional assistant for a public school, part of my job involves teachin

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(88) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）
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