英语幽默短剧剧本
英语课
AprilFool'sDay
N: Many years ago, on April 1, a body had 2 birth 3. His father called him "foolman", nobody 4 like him except 5 his mother. How time flies!
F: Mum, I'm eithteen years old, so I will leave this family.
Mum: All right, but please see me at times. This is a bottle of drink, a piece of dry bread. Remember: take good care 6 of yourself 7, bye!
N: He came 8 to a forest 9, and met an ugly man.
U: Hello! I'm very hungry and thirsty, could 10 you give me something to drink and eat, please?
F: Ok, here.
U: Oh, thanks very much! Now, I will go. Oh, this stick 11 is for you, it will bring luck 12 to you. Good luck!
N: The foolman reached 13 a restaurant, the boss 14 had two daughters, they found 15 the stick very brightly.
D1: Oh, how beautiful it is! I want it, it's great!!! （上前抓木棒，却被粘在上面） Oh! Dear! I can't leave it! （吃惊地）D2: Sister, what are you doing there? Do you want this stick yourself? No, I will get a part 16 of it! We are parent's daughters, I must get a part of it like you! （走向木棒）D1: Don't come! Don't come! It's dangerous!
D2: You can come, so I can come, too! （也被粘在木棒上） Oh, my god 17! What's wrong with me?
D1: What a pity 18!
N: Foolman didn't mind 19 at all, after the meal 20 he took 21 the stick leave the restaurant. Of course 22, two girl followed him. In the field 23 they met an old scientist 24.
S: Oh! Terrible 25! You two girls follow a boy. How silly 26 of you! I will take you back home, and take the boy to the police 27 station. （抓stick ,也被粘住） Oh! Bad luck! Terrible!
N: A few 28 days later 29, they got 30 to a strange 31 country. The king 32 had a daughter, but she never smiled or laughed.
King: Who can make her smile or laugh, she'll be his wife 33.
F: Let me try , Perhaps 34 I can.
N: Then they went to see her. She saw 35 foolman and his friends laughed and laughed.
k: Ok, you make her laugh, now let us look at your 生辰八字. Which day is your birthday?
F: April 1.转自：
K: Oh! What a great boy! Do you know my country's name? Let me tell you: it called "Fool 1 World"! Very suits 36 you, right?!
N: The result 37 is ——The follman lived happily 38 with his wife until 39 they died 40. That is why we now have a holiday called : "April Fool".
1 fool
n.愚人，受骗者，奶油拌水果；vt.愚弄，欺骗，浪费；vi.干傻事，开玩笑
- He spent all his money,he is such a fool.他这样傻，花光了所有的钱。
- Some people act the fool now and then.有些人时常装傻。
2 had
vbl.have的过去式和过去分词；conj.有
- I just had a good idea!我有个好主意！
- The boy had a small branch of a tree in his hand.这个男孩手上拿一条小树枝。
3 birth
n.出身，血统，出生，诞生，出现，起源
- She gave birth to a fine healthy baby.她生了一个健康可爱的婴儿。
- She supports birth control.她赞成计划生育。
5 except
v.除，除外，反对；prep.除了...之外，若不是，除非
- Everybody is here except tom.除了汤姆大家都到了。
- He never came except when he was in trouble. 除非有了困难，他从来不到这里来。
6 care
n.小心，照料，忧虑；v.关心，照顾，喜爱，介意
- I really care about the students in my class.我的确喜欢这个班上的学生。
- Her work is to take care of the children.她的工作是照料好孩子。
7 yourself
pron.你自己
- I need you to do it yourself.我要你亲自做。
- Late again,Tom?I hope you can explain yourself.汤姆，又迟到了？我希望你能说明理由。
8 came
v.动词come的过去式
- I was surprised why he came here so early.他为什么那么早到这里，我很惊奇。
- The doctor came in time to save his life.医生及时来抢救他的生命。
9 forest
n.森林，园林，林火；vt.用树林覆盖，植树
- A lion is the king of the forest.狮子是丛林之王。
- I like reading in the forest.我喜欢在树林里读书。
10 could
v.能，可能(can的过去式)；aux.v.(can的过去式)能；可以
- Could I open the window?我可以打开窗子吗？
- I could wait ten minutes.我可以等十分钟。
11 stick
n.枝，杆，手杖；vt.插于，刺入，竖起；vi.钉住，粘贴，坚持
- A walking stick is a must for me now.如今我行走离不开手杖了。
- To stick a stamp on an envelope.在信封上贴邮票。
12 luck
n.运气，幸运，吉祥之物；v.侥幸成功
- I'll try my luck.我要碰碰运气。
- Good luck! We'll keep our fingers crossed for you.祝你好运！ 我们将为你祈祷。
13 reached
v.到达( reach的过去式和过去分词 )；联络；伸出手臂，延伸
- An amicable settlement was reached. 已达成和解。
- After much hard bargaining we reached an agreement. 经过一番艰难的讨价还价，我们达成了协议。
14 boss
n.老板，上司；v.指挥，控制
- When the boss gets mad, leave him alone.当老板生气时，不要理他。
- I'm my own boss.我自己当自己的老板。
15 found
v.建立，创立，创办；vbl.(find的过去分词)找到
- I found him at home.我发现他在家。
- The United Nations was found in 1945.联合国于1945年成立。
16 part
n.部份，零件；角色，部位；vt.分开，分离，分配；vi.分离，离开；adv.部份地；adj.分离的
- This is the broken part.这就是损坏的部件。
- Which part do you play?你演哪一个角色？
17 god
n.上帝，神；被极度崇拜的人或物
- God knows how the cat got up on the roof.只有天知道那只猫是怎样爬上房顶的。
- God wills that man should be happy.上帝愿人类幸福。
18 pity
n.遗憾，同情，可惜；v.同情，怜悯
- I pity him from the bottom of my heart.我从心里怜悯他。
- It was a pity that the weather was so bad.天气这样恶劣，真遗憾。
20 meal
n.膳食，一餐，谷物粗粉；vi.进餐
- Did you enjoy the meal?你喜欢这顿饭吗？
- Mother cooked us a good meal.妈妈给我们做了一顿可口的饭。
21 took
vt.带，载(take的过去式)
- I took my dog for a walk along the river.我带着狗沿那条河散步。
- It took me about two hours to cook the meat.我花了大约两个小时来煮这些肉。
22 course
n.课程，讲座，过程，路线，一道(菜)
- The college course was then cut to three years.大学学制那时缩短到三年。
- Of course,I don't always sleep in the afternoons.当然，我并不总是在下午睡觉。
23 field
adj.野外；n.地，田地
- Go into the field and clear those boys off.到田里去把那些男孩赶走。
- He is going across the field.他正穿越田野。
24 scientist
n.(自然)科学家
- He is a black scientist.他是一位黑人科学家。
- She has become a famous scientist.她成为著名科学家。
25 terrible
adj.可怕的，糟糕的，极其的
- I think you've made a terrible mistake.我认为你犯了一个严重的错误。
- This is a terrible idea.这是一个可怕的想法。
27 police
n.警察，警察当局，治安，公安；vt.维持治安，警备，管辖
- They sent him over to the police.他们将他遣送警察局。
- It took the police only several days to break the case.警察只用了几天就破案了。
28 few
adj.很少的，不多的，少数的；int.少数的
- There are few woods in that area.那个地区几乎没有森林。
- I have a few questions.我有些问题要问你。
29 later
adv.过后，后来；adj.以后的，更后的，较晚的
- He didn't turn up until half an hour later.半小时后他才出现。
- This part of the hospital was built on later.医院的这个部分是后来增建的。
30 got
v.(get的过去式)得到，猜到，明白
- I just got some bad news.我刚得到一些坏消息。
- I have got far too much work to do.我要做的事太多了。
33 wife
n.妻子，太太，老婆
- She is my wife.她是我妻子。
- He is a tall man but his wife is a short woman.他是个子很高的男人，但他妻子很矮。
34 perhaps
adv.也许，可能
- Perhaps it will rain in the afternoon.下午可能有雨。
- Perhaps I can help you.也许我能帮帮你的忙吧。
35 saw
vbl.看见(see的过去式)；n.锯；v.用锯子锯
- Would you like to saw a tree for me?你能为我锯棵树吗？
- The moment I saw you,I knew you were angry with me.我一看到你，就知道你在生我的气。
36 suits
n.一套衣服( suit的名词复数 )；诉讼案件；（从事特定活动时穿的）成套服装；（扑克牌中）所有同花色的牌v.适合于（某人）( suit的第三人称单数 )；尤指服装、颜色等相配；合身；适宜
- The company has a strict dress code—all male employees are expected to wear suits. 公司有严格的着装规定—所有男职员都要穿西服。
- He tailored several suits when he went to work. 当他开始上班时做了几套西服。 来自《简明英汉词典》
37 result
n.结果，成绩，答案；v.产生，起于，致使
- As a result,he had to leave.结果他只得离开。
- He was disappointed at the result.他对这样的结果感到失望。
38 happily
adv.幸福地；愉快地
- From then on,the prince and princess lived happily.从那时起，王子与公主就幸福地生活在一起。
- Where we will live happily ever after.我们可以在那里直到永远。
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