英语话剧剧本：三打白骨精

 　　T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, not to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!

　　E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)
　　T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west
　　E: But……
　　T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?
　　E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.
　　S: Fat Pig!
　　E: Monkey,if you dare 2 to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….
　　S: You will what(凶相)?
　　E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).
　　S: Hm!
　　T:(轻咳)Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?
　　E: You see ,master is hungry,too!
　　T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!
　　J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away…..
　　T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?
　　S: No problem!(安装)(B已躲在一旁偷看)
　　E: This is…..?
　　S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!
　　T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!
　　S: Bye!(走)
　　T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》
　　B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish 3.(变成B1)
　　B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?
　　T: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against Landlord 4 and three people are enough.
　　B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!
　　T: Bomb?(打出)
　　B1: Double King!
　　T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a master-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)
　　S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)
　　B1: (倒)Ah……
　　T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!
　　S: She is a monster!
　　T: Nonsense 5!(深呼吸)
　　S: Oh,please don’t……
　　T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)
　　S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)
　　T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed 6 with you!
　　B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)
　　B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?
　　T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)
　　S: (咬牙切齿)You monster, I’ll beat you into hell 1!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)
　　E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)
　　J: Look,(伸食指)how many?
　　T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)
　　B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!(哭喊)
　　S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)
　　T: (想阻止，未及)You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives!
　　S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!
　　T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!
　　S: (悲，离去)(音乐，营造 “假”悲伤气氛)《人鬼情未了》
　　E: Master, brother Monkey is.......
　　T: Scratch 7! Don't mention that guy any more!
　　B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)
　　T: (惊)You are......
　　B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)
　　B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......
　　S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.
　　T: Wukong?
　　E: Oh,Brother Monkey!
　　J: Our hero is back!
　　T: I,I can't understand......What happened?
　　S: Master,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance 8 into three shapes in order to cheat you!
　　T: How,how did you find out?
　　S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)
　　N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal?
　　S; Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(对T)I've called the police.
　　N: (摇醒B)You are under arrest .(出示证件)You have the right to remain silent 9 If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(带走B)
　　T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)
　　S: What?
　　T: I'm sorry.
　　S: Em? Louder,please?
　　T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)(音乐响)《敢问路在何方》(这个放伴奏)
　　T: Let's go guys!( 歌)
　　S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.
　　E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow 10.
　　J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out.
　　T.S.E.J: Ah......Ah...... Sleeping on the ground again we set out.
　　T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year go on. You wonder where the road is. The road is under your feet.
　　T.S.E.J: You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet......