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现在怎么办？

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the

发表于:2018-12-08 / 阅读(71) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英语笑话选(2)

English Jokes Selections (2) 五 A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said:

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(107) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

笑话里看有关性的英语表达方法

看美国的性感论，常会遇到有趣的jokes 。这里就从此处取材，先从简单的以Bargain Counter（特价品专柜）为题的笑话说起。 He: Are you free tonight? She: No, but I'm inexpensive. 他问：你今晚有空吗？可是

发表于:2019-01-08 / 阅读(57) / 评论(0) 分类 英语阅读理解

经典双语笑话 第9期:哦，我懂了

Oh, I see 哦，我懂了 Mr. Beans had always wanted to travel to the African jungle to hunt, and, to his mind,the greatest prey was beyond doubt the mighty gorilla. 奔驰先生总想到非洲打猎，在他看来，壮硕的大猩猩无疑是最佳的

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(66) / 评论(0) 分类 经典双语笑话

英语笑话听力+文本：Angel Frost 天使的冷淡

[00:42.18]frost 冰冻 [00:46.29]beverage 液体饮料 [00:49.71]brunch 早午餐 [00:53.93]blender 搅拌机 [01:00.89]SERVINGS 4-6 4-6人份 [01:04.91]CATEGORY Beverages 类别：饮料 [01:09.21]PREP 5 min. 准备：5分钟 [01:13.59]TOTAL 5 min. 共

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(69) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：serious chat 严肃的聊天

Alice 和Monica正在促膝谈心，这可是很罕见的。 Alice问：你认为你最大的缺点是什么？ Monica说：我不得不承认我最大的缺点是虚荣。有时候我坐在镜子前面就只是欣赏自己的脸。 Alice说：那不要

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(59) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：No Problem 没问题

A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop. How can I help you? asked the stylist. I went for a hair transplant, the guy explained, but I couldn't stand the pain. If you can make my hair look like yours without causing me any discomfort, I'll pay you $5

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(81) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话：惩罚的原因

Reason of Punishment One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do. The mother exclaimed, But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher abou

发表于:2019-02-01 / 阅读(51) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

经典双语笑话 第51期:设身处地替人想一想

Put Yourself in My Place 设身处地替人想一想 Down on the farm, Mom told Dad to fix the outhouse, 某一农场上，老妈要老爸去修理茅房。 Dad took a look at the shitter and returned to Mom. 老爸只瞧了茅房一眼就回来了。

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(58) / 评论(0) 分类 经典双语笑话

英语笑话听力+文本：In the middle of nowhere这到底是哪？

[00:25.23]divert 攺道 [00:28.12]approach 接近 [00:31.13]be familiar with 熟悉 [00:35.09]英文原文 [00:36.92]Stormy weather diverted our Dallas-bound flight to another airport. [00:40.53]As we approached the runway, the pilot came on the inte

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(74) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Keep driving my truck继续开我的卡车

[00:24.95]under his belt 带着（经验） [00:29.30]dash 打碎 [00:33.29]sympathize 同情 [00:36.63]英文原文 [00:38.21]With several years of Army National Guard duty under his belt, [00:42.02]my roommate applied for officer training. [00:44.2

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(70) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Not a diving day这不是潜水的天

[00:25.76]offshore 海面的 [00:29.80]derrick barge 吊杆起重驳船 [00:35.57]decompression chamber 减压舱 [00:40.79]suit 衣服 [00:45.22]英文原文 [00:46.77]As a commercial diver in the offshore oil fields of the Gulf of Mexico, [00:50.52

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(86) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：That's Creative有创意

[00:17.80]That's Creative 有创意 [00:25.63]词汇扫描 [00:29.75]have a word with 与商谈 [00:34.44]tardiness ['tɑ:dinis] 缓慢 [00:37.75]unacceptable ['?n?k'sept?bl] 无法接受的 [00:41.99]英文原文 [00:43.43]Being the office superviso

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(80) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Express mail快递

[00:28.86]landed ['l?ndid] 获取 [00:32.04]covet ['k?vit] 垂涎 [00:35.17]celebrate ['selibreit] 庆祝 [00:38.50]urgent ['?:d??nt] 紧急的 [00:41.34]英文原文 [00:44.24]After my wife landed a coveted job offer from DHL, [00:48.29]we went out

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(64) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Would you care to hold?要等一会吗?

[00:29.07]pro [pr?u] 熟手 [00:31.96]英文原文 [00:33.92]There I was, my first day On the Job as a receptionist, [00:37.23]handling one phone call after another like an old pro, [00:40.87]when an employee stopped by my desk. [00:43.39]Have you ev

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(197) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Five Hundred Times(五百遍)

[00:14.05]Five Hundred Times [00:15.50]五百遍 [00:17.47]In the traffic court [00:18.29]of a large mid-western city, [00:20.54]a young lady [00:21.58]was brought before the judge [00:23.14]to answer a ticket [00:24.48]given her [00:25.30]for drivin

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(115) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：I hung him up to dry(我把他吊起来让他晾干)

[00:15.33]I hung him up to dry [00:17.32]我把他吊起来让他晾干 [00:20.62]Jim and Mary were both patients [00:22.66]in a Mental Hospital. [00:24.32]One day while they were walking [00:26.10]by the hospital swimming pool, [00:27.93]Jim suddenl

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(113) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：你可以跟他们中的任何一个人结婚

One day a girl brings home her boyfriend [00:25.52]and tells her father she wants to marry him. [00:28.60]After talking to him for a while, [00:31.22]he tells his daughter she can't do it [00:33.67]because he's her half brother. [00:36.69]The same pr

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(127) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话：English Joke - Call Me a Taxi

A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi. B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.

发表于:2019-02-26 / 阅读(144) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英文笑话:What's Going to Be? 做什么？

Neighbor: What's your daughter going to be when she graduates? Mother: An old lady! 邻居：你女儿大学毕业后要做什么？ 母亲：老太婆。

发表于:2019-03-16 / 阅读(335) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话
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