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美国学生世界地理教材 第15期:世界的内部(3)

So we know that the distance must be about eight thousand miles, as twenty-five is a little more than three times eight. 那么我们就知道从世界一面到另一面的距离肯定是大约8000英里，因为25是8的三倍多一点。 That is no

发表于:2018-12-04 / 阅读(110) / 评论(0) 分类 美国学生世界地理教材

英文小幽默（1）

The mean man's party The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said,

发表于:2018-12-08 / 阅读(80) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英文小幽默（5）

我把丈夫变成了百万富翁 A woman was telling her friend,

发表于:2018-12-08 / 阅读(66) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

世界节假日博览 第104期:世界无烟日

World No Tobacco Day is observed around the world on May 31 every year. It was started by the World Health Organization in 1987. It aims to highlight the dangers of smoking around the world. Another aim is to encourage people to stop smoking and thus

发表于:2018-12-29 / 阅读(46) / 评论(0) 分类 世界节假日博览

英文幽默笑话：精力旺盛的妻子

Neighbor: I heard a big noise in front of your house last night. What happened to you? Husband: It was nothing. My wife was a bit cross, and threw my overcoat out of the window. Neighbor: Your overcoat? But how could it make such a noise? Husband: I.

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(49) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

世界小史 第183期:征服世界

The emperors who succeeded him spent even more time at the frontiers and even less in Rome. 以后的皇帝们更频繁地逗留在边境，更少地呆在罗马。 They were true soldiers, elected by their troops and often dismissed or even killed b

发表于:2019-01-29 / 阅读(52) / 评论(0) 分类 世界小史

HBO新剧《西部世界》成为下个《权游》的五大理由

集结了金牌制片、强力编导和明星卡司的《西部世界》接档《权力的游戏》，播出四集收获无数好评，让剧迷们从苍凉血腥的冰与火之歌中穿越到复古野蛮的西部世界。或许《西部世界》真的

发表于:2019-02-01 / 阅读(47) / 评论(0) 分类 实用英语

英文幽默笑话：我是司机

I am the Driver The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn't let him aboard. It's too crowded, they shouted. What do you think you are? I'm the driver, he said. 我是司机 一辆公共汽车已经相当拥挤，还

发表于:2019-02-25 / 阅读(65) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英文幽默笑话：好客

Hospitality The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visito

发表于:2019-02-25 / 阅读(79) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英文幽默笑话：你爸爸帮你了吗？

DID YOUR DAD HELP YOU? One day, Tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right. The teacher was very pleased-and rather surprised. He called Tim to his desk and said to him, You got all your homework right

发表于:2019-02-25 / 阅读(66) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英文幽默笑话：世界上最伟大的击剑手

The World's Greatest Swordsman At an exhibition of the world's best swordsman, the third-place fencer took the stage. A fly was released, and with an arc of his sword he cut the fly in half. The crowd cheered. Then the second-place man sliced a fly i

发表于:2019-02-25 / 阅读(82) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英文幽默笑话：钓鱼

Fishing Larry and Harry drove 500 miles to go fishing. They paid a huge sum to rent a cabin, a similar about to rent a boat. They fished for three days and caught only one fish between them. On the way home, Harry fiddled with a calculator while Larr

发表于:2019-02-25 / 阅读(96) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英文幽默笑话：不算太坏

Not too Bad Did you sell any of your paintings at the art show? No, but I am encouraged, he replied. Somebody stole one. 不算太坏 你的画在美术展上有卖出去吗？ 没有，但我还是受到了鼓励，他回答说，有人偷走了一幅

发表于:2019-02-25 / 阅读(64) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英文幽默笑话：绳子还是公牛？

Rope or Ox? The man in the prison asked a new comer why he was sent there. The new comer answered: I am out of luck, I think. A few days ago I was walking in the street when I saw a piece of dirty rope. I thought nobody wanted it and so I picked it u

发表于:2019-02-25 / 阅读(76) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英文幽默笑话：相同的职责

The Same Duties A retired four-star general ran into his former orderly, also retired, in a Manhattan bar and spent the rest of the evening persuading him to come work for him as his valet. Your duties will be exactly the same as they were in the arm

发表于:2019-02-25 / 阅读(52) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

常用英语口语句型40句

1. I'm an office worker. 我是上班族。 2. I work for the government. 我在政府机关做事。 3. I'm happy to meet you. 很高兴见到你。 4. I like your sense of humor. 我喜欢你的幽默感。 5. I'm glad to see you again. 很高兴再次

发表于:2019-02-26 / 阅读(64) / 评论(0) 分类 英语口语

英文幽默笑话：两块蛋糕

Two Pieces of Cake Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please? Mom: Certainly----take this piece and cut it two! 两块蛋糕 汤姆：妈妈，我可以吃两块蛋糕吗？ 妈妈：当然可以----拿这块蛋糕把它切成两块吧！

发表于:2019-03-11 / 阅读(244) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英文幽默笑话：“班”和“笨驴”

Class and Ass Professor Laurie of Glasgow put this notice on his door：Professor Laurie will not meet his classes today． A student，after reading the notice，rubbed out thec． Later Professor Laurie came along，and entering into the spirit of

发表于:2019-03-11 / 阅读(201) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英文幽默笑话：青出于蓝

Too Smart for Dad Young man, said the angry father from the head of stairs, didn't I hear the clock strike four when you brought my daughter in? You did, admitted the boyfriend, it was going to strike eleven , but I grabbed it and held the gong so it

发表于:2019-03-11 / 阅读(224) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英文幽默笑话：我跟她还不熟

Not Knowing Her Well Wife: Bill, the man in that house opposite always kisses his wife when he leaves in the morning and he kisses her again when he comes back in the evening. Why don't you do that too? Husband: Well, I don't know her very well yet. 我

发表于:2019-03-11 / 阅读(215) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语
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