生活大爆炸第二季第十三集_1

 　　[scene: the four guys is eating… ]

　　-Rajesh: Gentlemen,I put it to you:
　　先生们我告诉你们哟
　　the worst tapioca pudding is better than, the best pudding of any other flavor.
　　tapioca: 西米 pudding: 布丁 flavor: 口味
　　最难吃西米布丁也好过其他口味优质布丁
　　-Sheldon: First of all,that is axiomatically 1 wrong, because the best pudding is chocolate.
　　First of all : 首先 axiomatically: 自明的 pudding: 布丁 chocolate: 巧克力
　　首先明眼人都知道这话错的因为最好的布丁是巧克力口味
　　Secondly 2, the organic structure of tapioca, makes it a jiggling bowl of potential death.
　　organic: 有机的 structure: 结构 tapioca: 西米 jiggling: 震动 bowl: 平稳的快速移动 potential: 潜在的
　　其次西米的有机结构使布丁黏糊糊摇晃晃有潜在致命危险
　　It is extracted from the plant...
　　extract: 提取 plant: 植物
　　是从植物里提取...
　　-Howard: Hey,I'm thinking of growing a mustache.
　　mustache: 胡子
　　嘿我在考虑留点胡子
　　-Leonard: No kidding?
　　kidding: 玩笑
　　不是吧?
　　Fu Manchu, a handlebar,pencil?
　　handlebar: 八字胡 pencil: 笔状
　　傅满洲那样的? 八字胡又尖又长?
　　-Howard: It's extracted from the plant., - I'm not sure yet.
　　extract: 提取 plant: 植物
　　是从植物中提取还没想好呢
　　You know,George Clooney has one now.
　　乔治·克鲁尼现在也留胡子呢
　　-Rajesh: Really? I once saw him shopping, at Ralph's. He was buying tequila.
　　tequila: 龙舌兰酒
　　真的? 我看到过他在Ralphs超市买龙舌兰酒
　　-Howard: You'd think a guy like that would, have some kind of booze lackey 3.
　　guy: 家伙 booze: 酒 lackey: 仆人
　　你以为他们会有仆人跑腿买酒吗?
　　-Leonard: All right, this is cruel.
　　cruel: 残酷的
　　好啦太残忍了
　　We'd better let him finish, before his head explodes.
　　explode: 爆炸
　　我们还是让他说完 不然人家要爆头了
　　-Howard: All right,Sheldon, why is tap...
　　Tapioca: 西米【这里H还没来得及说完呢】
　　好吧 Sheldon 为啥西...
　　-Sheldon: Tapioca is extracted from the root, of the plant manihot esculenta!
　　Tapioca: 西米 extract: 榨取 root: 根 plant: 植物 manihot:  木薯
　　西米由食用木薯根茎提取而成
　　Due to a high concentration of cyanide,
　　Due to : 由于 concentration: 高浓度 cyanide: 氰化物
　　由于富含高浓度的氰化物
　　it is poisonous in its raw form, and lethal 4 if prepared improperly 5!
　　poisonous: 有毒的 raw: 未加工的 lethal: 致命的  improperly: 不适当的
　　其本身有毒性如加工不当即食用会致命
　　-Rajesh: Feel better now?
　　现在爽了吧?
　　-Sheldon: It is also indigenous 6 to Brazil as is the coa, bean, from which we get chocolate, the best pudding.
　　indigenous: 国产的 Brazil : 巴西 coa: 可可 bean: 豆子 chocolate: 豆子 pudding: 布丁 chocolate: 巧克力
　　同时可可豆也是巴西的从中能提取巧克力做最好的布丁
　　And you promised you, wouldn't do that anymore!
　　promise: 答应
　　求你们别再耍我了!
　　-Kripke: Hey,Hofstadter.
　　嘿 Hofstadter
　　-Leonard: Hey,Kripke.
　　嘿 Kripke
　　-Kripke: Heard about your latest, anti-proton decay experiment.
　　Heard about : 听说 anti-proton decay: 反质子衰变 anti: 反【这是前缀，不可单独使用】 proton: 质子 decay: 衰变
　　听说你最新的反质子衰变实验了
　　20,000 data runs and no, statistically 7 significant results.
　　data: 数据 statistically: 统计上 significant: 重大的
　　收集两万数据却没啥有用的结果
　　Very impressive.
　　impressive: 印象深刻的
　　灰常了得
　　-Howard: What a jerk.
　　jerk: 蠢人
　　蠢货一个
　　-Rajesh: Don't feel bad,Leonard. Negative, results are still results.
　　Negative: 消极
　　别气馁 Leonard 没用的结果也是结果
　　-Howard: Even 20,000 of them.,
　　就算两万又算啥 –
　　-Leonard: All right! Please don't cheer me up anymore.
　　cheer up: 使振奋
　　行啦! 求你们别在给我打气了
　　-Howard: Come on. Don't let him, get to you. It's Kripke.
　　别呀不要让他打击到你 Kripke哪根葱
　　-Rajesh: Yeah,he's a ginormous knob.
　　ginormous: 极大地 knom:蠢
　　对呀大蠢蛋一个
　　-Howard: That's why he eats by himself instead, of sitting here at the cool table.
　　所以他孤单用餐 而不能坐到这酷酷的桌子来
　　-Rajesh: For shizzle.
　　shizzle: 没错
　　说得对呀
　　-Sheldon: It's true Kripke lacks the basic, social skills that we take for granted.
　　lack: 缺乏 basic: 基本的 basic: 认为理所应当的
　　确实啊 Kripke确实缺乏咱固有的那种基本社交技巧
　　But he also controls the new, open science grid 8 computer
　　control: 控制 grid: 网络
　　但他还操控着新的开放科学网格计算机
　　that I need to use to run some simulations, of structure formation in the early universe.
　　simulations: 模拟 structure : 结构 formation: 构造 universe: 宇宙
　　而我需要它来模拟宇宙早期的结构形态
　　-Leonard: Well,good luck getting time on it.
　　看你有没有那命用上吧
　　The only people he lets, use it are his friends.
　　他可只让他的朋友使用
　　-Sheldon: Well,then, the solution is simple.
　　solution: 解决方案
　　那解决办法很简单嘛
　　I shall be friend him.
　　我去和他做朋友
　　Kripke!
　　Kripke!
　　-Kripke: Yeah?
　　啥事?
　　-Sheldon: What would you say to the idea, of you and I becoming friends?
　　你觉得我们交个朋友如何?
　　-Kripke: I would say I have no interest, in becoming your friend.
　　我觉得木有啥兴趣哟
　　-Sheldon: Really?
　　当真?
　　That seems rather shortsighted coming from someone, who is generally considered altogether unlikable.
　　shortsighted: 目光短浅的 generally: 一般的 consider: 认为 altogether: 整个 unlikable: 不喜欢的
　　你个里里外外不受欢迎的家伙 目光还真是相当短浅呀
　　Why don't you take, some time to reconsider?
　　reconsider: 重新考虑
　　不如重新考虑下吧?
　　-Kripke: Yeah,I'll do that.
　　行呀我去想想
　　-Sheldon: Well,I think we're off, to a terrific start.
　　terrific: 极好的
　　看来咱这开局不错啊
　　[ scene: Leonard help Penny set up the computer… ]
　　-Leonard: There you go.
　　好了
　　Now any e-mail from Wolowitz will, go right into your spam folder 9.
　　spam: 垃圾邮件 folder: 文件夹
　　现在所有Wolowitz发来的邮件都会直接进入垃圾箱
　　-Penny: Thanks. I mean, the e-mail doesn't bother me as much, as the vacation pictures of him in a bathing suit.
　　bother: 打扰 vacation: 假期 bathing suit: 浴衣 bathing: 洗浴 suit: 套服
　　多谢其实骚扰邮件倒没啥他穿浴衣的度假照比较雷人
　　-Leonard: Yeah,I got the same one, and that's, not a bathing suit. It's a tan line.
　　tan: 晒成褐色 line: 线
　　是呀我也收到了 那可不是浴衣是晒痕
　　-Sheldon: Hello,this is Sheldon Cooper.
　　你好我是Sheldon Cooper
　　I am leaving a message for Barry Kripke.
　　message: 留言
　　这是给Barry Kripke的留言
　　Barry,it was pleasant seeing, you today in the cafeteria.
　　cafeteria: 自助餐厅
　　Barry 很高兴在食堂与你邂逅
　　I saw that you purchased, the chef's salad.
　　purchase: 购买 chef: 厨师 salad: 沙拉
　　我注意到你买了推荐沙拉
　　Apparently 10,you did not know that the chef's, salad is kitchen trickery to utilize 11 scrap 12 meat.
　　Apparently: 显然 chef: 厨师 salad: 沙拉 kitchen : 厨房 trickery: 欺骗 utilize: 利用 scrap: 零碎的
　　显然你不知道推荐沙拉是食堂的杂碎肉骗人把戏
　　Nevertheless, I hope you enjoyed it.
　　Nevertheless: 不过
　　不过呢我希望你用餐愉快
　　I'm following up on our pending 13 friendship and I, look forward to hearing from you regarding its status.
　　pend: 悬而未决 look forward to: 期盼 regarding: 关于 status: 情形
　　我在追踪待定友谊的发展状况期待你来电给它定位哟
　　Sheldon Cooper.
　　我是Sheldon Cooper
　　-Penny: What's up with achabod?
　　胆小发明家又咋了?
　　-Leonard: Uh,he's trying to make a new friend.
　　他在交友呢
　　-Penny: Oh,really? Well,good for him.
　　真的? 不错嘛
　　-Leonard: Well,unless he makes one out of wood like, Geppetto, I don't think it's gonna happen.
　　unless: 除非 wood: 木头 gonna: going to
　　除非他像杰佩托做出皮诺曹不然没戏的
　　-Penny: How did you guys become friends?
　　guy: 家伙
　　那你们咋成为朋友的?
　　-Leonard: There was a flyer on the, bulletin board at the university:
　　flyer: 传单  bulletin board: 布告栏 bulletin: 公告
　　大学公告板上的一张传单
　　Roommate wanted.Whistlers, need not apply.
　　Roommate: 室友 Whistler: 吹口哨的人 apply: 申请
　　招募室友吹口哨的勿扰
　　-Penny: And you moved in anyway?
　　move in: 搬家
　　你就搬进去了?
　　-Leonard: I assumed he was joking.
　　assume: 猜测 joke: 玩笑
　　我以为他说着玩的
　　You'd be surprised how many particle physicists 14 have a whimsical side.
　　particle,: 量子 physicist 15: 物理学家 whimsical: 古怪的，反复无常的
　　你绝对想不到有多少量子物理学家都有反复无常的一面
　　-Penny: What about Howard and Raj? I mean,how, did he become friends with them?
　　Howard和Raj呢? 我是说他咋和他们好上的?
　　-Leonard: I don't know. How do carbon, atoms form a benzene ring?
　　carbon: 碳的 atom: 原子 benzene ring: 苯环 benzene: 苯
　　不知道碳原子是如何构成苯环的?
　　Proximity 16 and valence electrons.
　　Proximity: 亲近 valence electrons: 原子价 valence: 原子价 electron: 电子
　　价电子亲近
　　-Penny: Well,sure, when you put it that way.
　　是呀你这样说也是哈
　　-Penny: But it all worked out,right?
　　但相处的也不错是吧
　　-Leonard: I suppose. I do miss whistling, though.
　　suppose : 猜 whistling:口哨 though: 尽管
　　差不多吧尽管我很怀念口哨
　　-Penny: Oh,come on. Really?
　　不是吧?
　　-Sheldon: First warning.
　　warning: 警告
　　警告一次
　　[ scene: Sheldon tries to knock Penny’s door…]
　　-Sheldon:  Penny? Penny? Penny?
　　Penny Penny Penny
　　-Sheldon: This is for you.
　　给你的
　　-Penny: Hello,Sheldon.
　　你好 Sheldon
　　What is this?
　　这是啥?
　　-Sheldon: It's a questionnaire I devised.
　　questionnaire: 问卷 devise: 设计
　　我设计的调查表
　　I'm having some difficulty, bonding with a colleague at work
　　bond with: 结合 colleague: 同事
　　我和一位同事交友遇到点困难
　　so I'm doing a little research to better, understand why my current friends like me.
　　current: 当前的
　　所以我想做些小调查更好的了解为什么我目前的朋友们喜欢我
　　-Penny: Yes,well,that is a good question.
　　嗯这个问题值得考虑
　　But is this really the, best way to figure it out?
　　figure it out: 弄明白
　　但你确定这是最好的办法了?
　　-Sheldon: I agree. The social, sciences are largely hokum.
　　largely: 主要的 hokum: 胡扯
　　问得好社会学家很大程度是忽悠
　　But short of putting electrodes in your brain, and monitoring your response to my companionship,
　　electrode: 电极 monitor: 监视器   response: 反应 companionship: 友谊
　　但又不能插一个电极到你的大脑探测你对我友谊问题的反应
　　this is the best I can do.
　　就这方法还凑合了
　　-Penny: Okay,"Question one: "Rank the, following aspects of Sheldon Cooper
　　Rank: 排列 aspect: 方面
　　好 "问题1: 按吸引力程度给 Sheldon Cooper以下各方面排序
　　in order of appeal: Intelligence;, ruthless attention to hygiene 17;
　　appeal: 有吸引力 Intelligence: 聪明 ruthless attention to hygiene :
　　【字面意思是对卫生很挑剔，这里可以理解为洁癖】 ruthless: 无情的 attention: 注意力 hygiene: 卫生
　　聪明洁癖有趣 Java程序编写?"
　　playfulness; JAVA applet writing"?
　　playfulness: 嬉戏 applet: 小程序
　　也许头一个问题答案过分明显
　　-Sheldon: I know,I may have started, out with a fairly obvious one;
　　fairly: 相当的 obvious: 明显的
　　谁不知道我最吸引人的特质之一有趣
　　an aspect of my most, appealing trait: playfulness.
　　aspect: 方面 appealing: 吸引人的 trait: 特性   playfulness: 嬉闹
　　你直接把它排到1号吧
　　Why don't you just go ahead, and rank that number one?
　　go ahead: 进行 rank: 排列
　　恐怕剩下的我不能指导你了
　　I'm afraid you're on, your own for the rest.
　　onyour own: 靠自己 the rest: 剩下的
　　用不了三个小时就可以完成
　　It should take you no, more than three hours.
　　no, more than: 不超过
　　等下这玩意儿有多少个问题呀?
　　-Penny: Well,wait. How many, questions are on this thing?
　　区区211个
　　-Sheldon: Only 211.
　　别担心为了照顾你 这份高中毕业就能读懂
　　Don't worry. In deference 18 to you, I kept them, all at a high school graduate reading level.
　　In deference to: 听从 graduate: 毕业 reading level : 阅读水平【美国的测试阅读科目等级划分】 level.: 等级
　　还得谢你哥们儿
　　-Penny: Thanks,pal 19.
　　pal: 伙伴，口语
　　客气啥...姐们儿
　　-Sheldon: You got it... buddy 20.
　　got it : 明白buddy: 伙计
　　-Penny: Sheldon,honey,did you ever consider making, friends by being,I don't know, pleasant?
　　honey: 伙计 consider: 认为
　　Sheldon 亲爱的你有没有考虑过通过让人开心来交友啊?
　　-Sheldon: Well,that's certainly a, thought-provoking hypothesis.
　　certainly : 当然 thought-provoking : 【发人深省的，provoke有驱使的意思，组合起来可以理解为“引人思考的”】 hypothesis: 假设
　　那当然是一个发人深思的假设
　　May I suggest it as the, topic for your essay?
　　suggest: 建议 topic: 主题 essay: 论文
　　我看你论文写这题目好了