生活大爆炸第二季第二十集三_2

 　　先生们  做出决定了么

　　Well, gentlemen, have you reached a decision?
　　我加入
　　I'm in.
　　我也加入
　　Me, too.
　　晕死  给我压力  从了
　　Oh, damn it. Peer pressure. Fine.
　　很好
　　Excellent.
　　友情提示下
　　Just an FYI,
　　既然我是考察队的队长
　　as I am the expedition's team leader,
　　按规定你应该说"好的  队长"
　　protocol 1 dictates 2 that be phrased, "Fine, sir."
　　不过别担心
　　But don't worry,
　　会有新生培训的
　　there will be a briefing.
　　佩妮
　　Penny.
　　谢尔顿
　　Sheldon.
　　佩妮
　　Penny.
　　谢尔顿
　　Sheldon.
　　佩妮
　　Penny.
　　谢尔顿
　　Sheldon.
　　佩妮
　　Penny.
　　谢尔顿
　　Sheldon.
　　佩妮
　　Penny!
　　谢尔顿
　　Sheldon!
　　佩妮
　　Penny!
　　你要干嘛
　　What do you want?
　　我想进入芝士蛋糕厂的步入式冷藏室
　　I need access to the Cheesecake Factory's walk-in freezer.
　　亲爱的  我说过了
　　Now, honey, I already told you, the hamburger
　　汉堡的肉饼是冷鲜保存的
　　meat is fresh and stored at a safe temperature.
　　不  这回是为了三个月的北极考察训练
　　No. This is to train for a three-month expedition to the magnetic North Pole.
　　什么
　　What?
　　我不知道这句话 哪里让你听不懂了
　　I don't know how that sentence could possibly confuse you...
　　说详细点  我将和莱纳德  沃罗威茨  库萨帕里
　　but to elaborate, I'm going to the Arctic Circle
　　一切去北极圈
　　with Leonard, Wolowitz and Koothrappali.
　　你们都去
　　You're all going?
　　-是的  -去三个月
　　- Yes. - For three months?
　　是的
　　Yes.
　　不好意思
　　Excuse me.
　　冷藏室的事你到底是同意还是不同意啊
　　Is that a yes or a no on the freezer?
　　这女人的注意力跟小虫虫差不多
　　The woman has the attention span of a gnat 3.
　　-嗨  莱纳德  -嗨
　　- Hey, Leonard. - Hey.
　　谢尔顿说你们要去北极
　　Sheldon says you're going to the North Pole.
　　是啊  另类吧
　　Yeah. Pretty cool, huh?
　　是啊  只是有点惊讶  你没告诉我
　　Yeah. I'm just a little surprised you didn't tell me.
　　事情发生得太快了
　　Oh, well, it all happened kind of fast.
　　我们忙着体检  买保暖内衣
　　And we had to get physicals and buy thermal 4 underwear
　　还得研究下  积雪这些东西
　　and study up on, you know, snow and stuff.
　　抱歉  我本来要告诉你的
　　Sorry, I was gonna tell you.
　　你不用道歉
　　Oh, hey, no, you don't have to apologize.
　　没有说你必须告诉我
　　There's no reason you have to tell me.
　　我只不过  有点惊讶罢了
　　I was just... you know, surprised.
　　是啊  你很忙
　　Yes, yes, you were busy,
　　你很惊讶  激动人心
　　you were surprised, all very fascinating.
　　冷藏室的事说到哪了
　　Now where do we stand on the freezer?
　　他说真的吗
　　Is he serious?
　　事实上  会有帮助的
　　Actually, it would help.
　　好吧  我尽量吧
　　All right, I'll see what I can do.
　　去北极呆三个月
　　So, three months at the North Pole.
　　真是
　　Wow, that is...
　　棒极了
　　awesome 5.
　　是啊
　　Yeah.
　　不好意思  你所谓的"尽量"
　　I'm sorry, but at what point do you put this
　　到底是什么意思
　　"see what you can do" plan into action?
　　给你提个醒  谢尔顿
　　Just a warning, Sheldon.
　　那个冷藏室是从外面锁门的
　　The freezer locks from the outside.
　　-你觉得她难过吗  -没有
　　- She seems upset to you? - No.
　　-你觉得她难过吗  -没有
　　- Did she seem upset to you? - No.
　　很好  我猜对了
　　Oh, good, I got it right.
　　你难过吗
　　Are you upset?
　　有一点
　　A little bit.
　　两击两中  我真厉害
　　Two for two. I'm on fire.
　　我知道她不是我的女朋友
　　I mean, I know she's not my girlfriend or anything,
　　但是你不觉得我整个夏天都不在
　　but wouldn't you think she'd feel a little bad
　　她会感到些许的难过吗
　　that I'm going to be gone for the whole summer?
　　感觉像个附加题
　　That feels like a bonus question.
　　见好就收啦  我好开心哦
　　I'm gonna stop here while I'm ahead but I've had a great time.
　　好了  这次的训练目的
　　All right, the purpose of this drill
　　是使我们适应在即将面对的 北极圈内极度寒冷的温度下
　　is to acclimate 6 us to the use of tools in extreme temperatures
　　使用各种工具
　　such as we will face in the Arctic Circle.
　　你的工具呢
　　Where are your tools?
　　就在这里
　　Right here.
　　好了  队员们  打开练习工具箱
　　All right, team, open up your practice kits 7.
　　由于校方不允许我
　　As the university did not permit me
　　把实际用到的器材带到
　　to bring the actual equipment we'll be using
　　蛋糕厂来  因为貌似呢
　　to the Cheesecake Factory, because apparently 8,
　　我简直"不可理喻"
　　I'm "ridiculous,"
　　我提供的替代器材
　　I've provided substitutes
　　将极好地锻炼你们的动手技巧
　　which will exercise your fine motor skills.
　　莱纳德  你要处理一系列 复杂的数学问题
　　Leonard, you will be doing a series of complex mathematical problems
　　使用我在3年级时勇夺 地球科学金牌时获得的
　　on a vintage Casio model 1175 calculator watch I received
　　老式卡西欧1175型计算器手表
　　when I won the Earth Science medal in 3rd grade.
　　要好好待它
　　Treat it with respect.
　　拉杰  你要在 六英寸高的精灵王子模型上
　　Raj, you will be painting sideburns and a Van Dyke 9
　　画出连鬓胡和短尖髯
　　on a six-inch figurine of Legolas the elf.
　　记住了
　　Now, remember,
　　短尖髯是没有八字胡的山羊胡
　　a Van Dyke is a goatee without a mustache.
　　沃罗威茨  你要在
　　Wolowitz, you will be completing
　　经典儿童游戏"手术"上面
　　a series of delicate surgical 10 procedures
　　完成一系列精细外科手术
　　on the classic children's game "Operation."
　　首先
　　To begin with, you will
　　切除尺骨  赢得200美刀
　　"remove funny bone for two hundred dollars."
　　我去麻省理工就因为这个
　　For this I went to MIT.
　　开始
　　And begin.
　　我好像吞了一些颜料
　　I think I swallowed some paint!
　　带着手套  我按不了按键
　　I can't press any of the buttons with my gloves.
　　冻死我了
　　Oh, son of a bitch!
　　万事开头难
　　Adversity is to be expected.
　　继续
　　Continue.
　　靠  这下我要被起诉了
　　Oh, boy, am I gonna get sued.
　　我做不到
　　Okay, I can't do this.
　　我也做不到
　　Me either.
　　先生们  想象一下
　　Gentlemen, use your imagination.
　　创新
　　Innovate 11.
　　韩梭罗让天行者卢克
　　Did Han Solo let Luke Skywalker
　　冻死在冰雪星球霍斯上了吗
　　freeze to death on the ice planet of Hoth?
　　没有
　　No.
　　他切开一只圣兽
　　He cut open a tauntaun
　　用它内部的体热给他取暖
　　and used its internal body heat to warm him up.
　　各位听见啦
　　You heard the man.
　　把他摁倒  我来剁开他
　　Hold him down and I'll cut him open.
　　等一下  我知道我不具备领导潜质
　　Hang on, I know I don't possess the tools of leadership,
　　但我不理解为什么不能在考察站
　　but I don't understand why we can't assemble the equipment
　　装配好器材然后再拿出去呢
　　inside the hut and then take it outside.
　　我没想到哦
　　I hadn't thought of that.
　　训练完毕
　　I guess we're done here.
　　来  尝尝这个
　　Here, drink slash 12 eat this.
　　什么啊
　　What is it?
　　热巧克力加一块黄油
　　Hot chocolate with a stick of butter.
　　为啥
　　Okay, why?
　　因为在北极的严寒下
　　Because in the frigid 13 temperatures in the Arctic,
　　我们每天至少要摄入5千卡路里
　　we need to consume at least 5,000 calories a day
　　来维持自身体重
　　just to maintain our body weight.
　　谢尔顿  你明知我不能吃黄油
　　Sheldon, you know I can't eat butter.
　　我会乳糖过敏
　　I'm lactose intolerant.
　　早就想到了  那是一块
　　Way ahead of you, that's an
　　"难以置信  居然不含黄油"[人造奶油]
　　"I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" stick.
　　妈咪  但是别人都要去北极
　　But mammy, all the other guys are going to the North Pole.
　　我不管别人做什么
　　I don't care what the other guys are doing.
　　如果他们想要跳孟加拉湾 游泳去斯里兰卡
　　If the other guys jumped in the Bay of Bengal and tried to swim to Sri Lanka,
　　你也跟着去吗
　　would you follow them？