生活大爆炸第二季第十三集_2

 　　[ scene: sitting on the sofa, Sheldon is reading his questionnaire… ]

　　-Sheldon: Your questionnaire, very disappointing.
　　questionnaire: 问卷 disappointing: 失望的
　　你的调查问卷十分让人失望呀
　　-Leonard: I answered every question, Sheldon.
　　我逢题必答呀 Sheldon
　　-Sheldon: You answered the multiple, choice questions in a pattern:
　　multiple choice : 多选 multiple: 多样的   pattern: 模式
　　你选择题很有规律嘛
　　A B B A C A B B A C
　　A- B-A-C.A-, B-A-C.
　　-Leonard: Oh,you picked up on that,huh?
　　pick up: 挑选
　　你发现了哈
　　-Sheldon: How could I not?
　　我怎么会发现不了?
　　-Leonard: Come on. There's over 200 questions.
　　行行好超过200个问题
　　And look at some of these things.
　　看有些问题吧
　　Sheldon is to camaraderie 1 as, the space shuttle is to blank?
　　camaraderie: 友情 space shuttle: 航天飞机 shuttle: 穿梭 blank: 空白【这里指需要Sheldon需要接受测试的人填写的内容】
　　Sheldon之于友谊如同太空梭之于什么?
　　-Sheldon: There are a number, of acceptable answers.
　　acceptable: 可接受的
　　For example, Near-Earth transport."
　　transport: 运输 Near-Earth: 近地
　　这里有些适合的答案呀例如 C近地运输机
　　But certainly not Avocado rancher."
　　certainly : 当然 Avocado : 鳄梨 rancher: 牧场主
　　但绝对不是B鳄梨种植工
　　And your essay suggesting that I'd have better luck, making friends if I wait till the Cylons take over?
　　essay: 论文 suggest: 建议   take over: 接管 Cylons: 赛昂人
　　你在论文里还说等到赛昂人接管地球我在交友方面会更有运气
　　Please.
　　请别
　　-Leonard: Now hold on. I put some, real work into that.
　　等等那篇我可是认真写的
　　-Sheldon: Yes,well,it's better, than what Wolowitz did.
　　是呀可比Wolowitz好多了
　　He drew a raccoon with what, appears to be a distended 3 scrotum.
　　raccoon: 浣熊 appear to be:仿佛 distend 2: 膨胀 scrotum: 阴囊
　　他画了一个大阴囊的发情浣熊
　　-Leonard: It's kinda cute.
　　还真有点可爱哟
　　kinda: kind of 的口语 cute: 可爱
　　Until you get to the scrotum.
　　scrotum: 阴囊
　　只要不看它那玩意儿
　　-Sheldon: What hope do I have for establishing, new relationships given that
　　establish: 建立  relationship: 关系
　　我怎么会有希望建立新的友情关系?
　　my current friends apparently 4 could not take, a few hours out of their lives to help me?
　　current: 目前的 apparently: 显然的
　　现存的朋友们都舍不得用他们漫长生命的少许小时来帮助我
　　-Leonard: Sheldon,I'm not going to, defend a big-balled raccoon.
　　defend: 辩护 raccoon: 浣熊
　　Sheldon 我没打算为大蛋蛋浣熊说话
　　-Sheldon: Well,I don't see how you could.
　　我看不出你能做到
　　-Leonard: What I'm trying to say is that maybe you can't, approach this as a purely 5 intellectual exercise.
　　approach: 接近 purely: 纯粹的 intellectual: 智力的 exercise: 练习
　　我想说的是或许你不能把这些当作纯粹智力习题来对待
　　-Sheldon: What do you mean?
　　你什么意思?
　　-Leonard: Well,remember when you tried to, learn how to swim using the Internet? 还记得你怎么在网上学游泳吗?
　　-Sheldon: Idid learn how to swim.
　　我是学过游泳
　　-Leonard: On the floor.
　　在地板上学的
　　-Sheldon: The skills are transferable.
　　skill: 技能 transferable: 可转移的
　　技巧是相通的
　　I just have no interest, in going in the water.
　　我只是不想到水里去
　　-Leonard: Then why learn how to swim?
　　那你为啥要学游泳呀?
　　-Sheldon: The ice caps are melting, Leonard.
　　ce cap: 冰冠 melt: 融化
　　冰盖在融化呀 Leonard
　　In the future,swimming, isn't going to be optional.
　　optional: 可选择的
　　未来游泳是不可避免的
　　But you do bring up, an interesting point.
　　bring up: 提出point: 点
　　但你给了我灵感
　　I don't have to break new ground here.
　　break new ground: 创新
　　我用不着做新的研究
　　I'm sure much of the, research already exists.
　　exist: 存在
　　肯定很多研究结果是现存的
　　-Leonard: No,no,my point is, if you want, to learn how to make friends,
　　point: 观点
　　不不我想说的是如果你想学如何交友
　　then just go out to a, coffee shop or a museum.
　　museum: 博物馆
　　到咖啡店或者博物馆去
　　Meet people. Talk to them.
　　认识些人和他们交流
　　Take an interest in their lives.
　　了解下人家的生活
　　-Sheldon: That's insane on the face of it.
　　insane: 疯癫的
　　疯了呗
　　Come on.,
　　走吧
　　-Leonard:  Where Are we going?
　　我们去哪儿?
　　You're driving me to the mall.
　　mall: 卖场
　　你载我去卖场
　　I'm going to acquire a book that summarizes the, current theories in the field of friend-making.
　　acquire: 获得 summarize: 总结 current: 目前的 theory:理论 field: 领域 friend-making: 交友
　　我要去买本现存交友领域的理论大全
　　-Leonard: Why don't you just lie down, on the floor and swim there?
　　lie down: 躺下
　　你干嘛不直接躺地上游过去呢?
　　[scene: in the comic store, Leonard and Sheldon…]
　　-Sheldon: Coping with the Death of a Loved One.
　　Coping with: 积极应对
　　<如何面对至爱的离去>
　　My condolences.,
　　condolence: 慰问
　　节哀顺变感谢你
　　-grandpa:Thank you.
　　-Sheldon: Family or friend?,
　　家人还是朋友?
　　-grandpa:Family.
　　家人
　　-Sheldon: Too bad.
　　太遗憾了
　　-grandpa:Thank you.
　　If it had been a friend, I'm, available to fill the void.
　　available: 可利用的 fill: 填 void: 空间
　　如果是朋友我刚好可以填补空缺
　　It's just as well. She, smelled like mothballs.
　　smell: 闻 mothball: 卫生球
　　没关系她满身卫生球味道
　　-Leonard: Okay,if you're gonna start sniffing 6, people, I'm gonna go get a hot pretzel.
　　sniffing: 嗅闻 pretzel: 一种脆饼干
　　好吧要是你在这嗅人玩 我去买点热脆饼
　　-Sheldon: Excuse me.
　　劳驾
　　Do you have any books, about making friends?
　　有交友的书吗?
　　-assistant:Um,yeah,but they're all for little kids.
　　kid: 小孩
　　嗯有但都是写给小孩子的
　　-Sheldon: I assume the skills can be, extrapolated and transferred.
　　assume: 假定 extrapolate: 推测 transfer: 可转移的
　　我想技巧可以推断道理相通嘛
　　-assistant:I guess. They're right over, there by the wooden train set.
　　wooden: 木头的 train set: 成套火车
　　可能吧就在木火车那边
　　-Sheldon: I love trains.
　　我爱火车
　　-assistant: I bet you do.
　　bet: 打赌【这里表示讽刺啦】
　　你当然喜欢了
　　-Sheldon: Oh,my,that's awfully 7 sticky.
　　awfully: 非常，很 sticky: 粘性的
　　哎呀还真粘
　　All right,let's see...
　　好了我来瞧瞧哈...
　　Bernie Bunny Has Two Daddies Now.
　　<兔子波尼有两个爸爸了>
　　Bunny: 兔子
　　That's probably about, homosexual rabbits.
　　probably: 可能 homosexual: 同性恋 rabbit: 兔子
　　估计是同志兔子的故事
　　Gerry the Gerbil and, the Bullies 8 on the Bus.
　　Bullies: 欺负弱小者
　　<沙鼠杰瑞和恶霸在公车上>
　　Read it. Not helpful.
　　读过了没啥用
　　Oh,here we go.
　　哦有了
　　Stu the Cockatoo Is New at the Zoo.
　　Cockatoo: 风头鹦鹉 Zoo: 动物园
　　<动物园的新成员鹦鹉斯图>
　　friend,Mark, and their cockatoo Stu."
　　Cockatoo: 风头鹦鹉
　　Sarah Carpenter作现与其爱人朋友Mark以及鹦鹉斯图
　　Hardly makes her an expert in, making friends, wouldn't you agree?
　　Hardly : 简直不 expert: 专家
　　没有点交友专家的样子你说是吧?
　　- Rebecca: I don't like birds. They scare me.
　　scare: 惊恐
　　我不喜欢鸟类它们多吓人
　　-Sheldon: Me,too.
　　我也是诶
　　Most people don't see it.
　　see: 明白
　　很多人都意识不到
　　What are you reading?
　　你读啥呢?
　　- Rebecca: Curious George.
　　Curious: 好奇的
　　<好奇的乔治>
　　-Sheldon: Oh,I do like monkeys.
　　monkey: 猴子
　　哦猴子我可喜欢
　　- Rebecca: Curious George is a monkey.
　　Curious: 好奇的
　　好奇乔治就是猴子
　　-Sheldon: Somewhat anthropomorphized, but yes.
　　anthropomorphize: 人格化
　　算是人格化的但没错
　　Say,maybe sometime you and I could go, see monkeys together. Would you like that?
　　monkey: 猴子
　　或许啥时候咱俩去看个猴子呗你觉得好不?
　　- Rebecca: Okay.
　　好哇
　　-Leonard: Sheldon,what are you doing?
　　Sheldon 你干嘛呢?
　　-Sheldon: I'm making friends with this, little girl. What's your name?
　　我和这小女孩交朋友呢你叫什么名字?
　　- Rebecca: Rebecca.
　　Rebecca
　　-Sheldon: Hi,Rebecca. I'm your new friend,Sheldon.
　　嗨 Rebecca 我是你的新朋友Sheldon
　　-Leonard: No,you're not. Let's go.
　　不别搞了走吧
　　-Sheldon: we were really hitting It off.,
　　hit It off: 合得来
　　我俩聊得正投机呢
　　-Leonard: Don't look up. There's cameras.
　　camera: 相机
　　别抬头上面有摄像头
　　[ scene: Howard,Leonard and Rajesh goes back their house…]
　　-Rajesh: ********the "How well do, you know Sheldon" section,
　　section: 部分
　　我想知道哈在"你有多了解Sheldon"那项
　　what did you put for, his favorite amino acid?
　　favorite: 喜欢的 amino acid : 氨基酸 amino: 氨基的 acid: 酸
　　他最喜欢的氨基酸你们填的啥?
　　-Leonard and Howard: Lysine., Lysine.
　　Lysine: 赖氨酸
　　赖氨酸赖氨酸
　　Damn it, I had lysine and changed it.
　　Damn it: 该死，俚语 Lysine: 赖氨酸
　　完了我本来写了赖氨酸又改了
　　-Sheldon: Oh,good,you're just in time.
　　太好了时间刚刚好
　　I believe I've isolated 10 the, algorithm for making friends.
　　isolate 9: 孤立 algorithm: 算法
　　我想我解开了交友解题步骤
　　-Leonard: Sheldon,there is no, algorithm for making friends.
　　algorithm: 算法
　　Sheldon 交友哪有解题步骤啊
　　-Howard: Well,hear him out. If, he's really onto something,
　　得了听他讲完要是真有啥发现
　　we could open a booth at, Comic-Con.Make a fortune.
　　booth: 货摊   Comic: 连环漫画 Make a fortune: 发财
　　咱就在动漫大会上弄个展台赚他一笔
　　-Sheldon: See,my initial approach to, Kripke had the same deficiencies
　　initial: 最初的 approach: 接近 deficiency: 缺点
　　是这样我最初和Kripke搭话就跟
　　as those that plagued Stu the, Cockatoo when he was new at the zoo.
　　plague: 折磨 zoo: 动物园
　　鹦鹉斯图刚到公园时一样有着缺陷
　　-Rajesh: Stu the Cockatoo?
　　Cockatoo: 鹦鹉
　　鹦鹉斯图?
　　-Leonard: Yes. He's new at the zoo.
　　zoo: 动物园
　　没错他是动物园新成员
　　-Sheldon: It's a terrific book.
　　terrific: 极好的
　　超赞的书
　　I've distilled 12 its essence into a simple flow chart that will guide me through the process.
　　distill 11: 提取 essence: 本质   simple: 简单的 flow chart : 流程图 flow: 流动 chart: 图表 guide: 指导 process: 过程
　　我摘录它的精华制作了流程图来指导我
　　-Howard: Have you thought about putting him in a, crate 13 while you're out of the apartment?
　　crate: 板条箱 apartment: 公寓
　　有没有考虑过出门时把他装进大木箱里?
　　-Sheldon: Hello,Kripke? Sheldon Cooper here.
　　你好 Kripke? 我是Sheldon Cooper
　　It occurred to me that you, hadn't returned any of my calls
　　occurr to: 想到 occurr: 发生
　　我想到哈你没回我的电话
　　because I hadn't offered any concrete, suggestions for pursuing our friendship.
　　offer: 提供 suggestion: 建议 pursue:追求
　　是因为我没为发展友情提出实际建议
　　Perhaps the two of us, might share a meal together.
　　Perhaps: 或许 share: 分享
　　或许咱俩该一起吃个饭
　　I see.
　　了解
　　Well,then perhaps you'd, have time for a hot beverage 14?
　　beverage: 饮料
　　那有没有时间喝个热饮?