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A man is so addicted to gambling that he often comes home late. His wife never stops railing at him. Once he is detained at his office and comes home late. His wife accuses him of gambling again but he swears he was detained in his office. I pray to
This Short Story The Fragrance is quite interesting to all the people. Enjoy reading this story. In a small town lived a wealthy merchant. He was very kind and charitable. He had a son, who had unfortunately fallen into a bad company. Many times the
一、系统学习法速成训练 英语对于很多人来说都是老大难问题。如果采用系统学习法速成训练,能够很快提高。但是,在80分以后,必须要花时间精力体味
Mom was very proud that she'd lost ten pounds. On the way to the store with my husband and me she talked of little else. We dropped her off in the lingerie department, but when we returned, we couldn't find her. Thinking she might be in the fitting r
【原文】 The story goes that a certain court jester went too far one day and insulted his king. The king became so infuriated he sentenced the jester to be executed. His court prayed upon the king to have mercy for thes man who had served him wel
A teacher was always so involved in the text being studied that he never looked up. He would call on a student for translation and explanation, and-without realizing it-he often chose the same student day after day. Out of respect, the student wouldn
简单:见到即被理解。但是,它确切地是指什么?在这个幽默而又富含哲理的演讲中,George Whitesides找到了一个答案。
What Are The Two Words? A very nice old lady had a few words to say to her granddaughter.My dear, said the old lady,I wish you would do something for me.I wish you would promise me never to use two words.One islousyand the other isswell.
A store manager heard a clerk tell a customer.No,maam, we haven't had any for a while, and it doesn't look asif we'll be getting soon. Horrified,the manager came runningover to the customer and said,Of course, we'll have somesoon, W
It's Not My Fault Mother (reprimanding her small daughter): You mustn't pull the cat's tail. Daughter: I'm only holding it, Mom. The cat's doing the pulling. 不是我的错 妈妈(正教训她的女儿):你不该拽猫的尾巴。 女儿:妈,
King Guaire walked amid his court The palaceyard and riverside And there to three old beggars said, You that have wandered far and wide Can ravel out what's in my head. Do men who least desire get most, Or get the most who most desire? A begg
The New Baby Mr.and Mrs.Taylor had a seven year old boy named Pat.Now Mrs.Taylor was expecting another child. Pat had seen babies in other people's houses and had not liked them very much,so he was not delighted about the news that there