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英文幽默笑话：The First Day as a Taxi Driver

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window. 乘客轻拍了一下出租车司机的肩膀

发表于:2019-02-18 / 阅读(72) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

怕肉麻？学学幽默地“感恩”

1. If it wasnt weird, I would have sent you a picture of myself. Because I look totally grateful. 要不是怕太怪的话，我真想给你发一张我的照片：好让你看看我充满感激的脸。 2. Thank you (not sent from my iPhone). 谢谢（

发表于:2019-02-18 / 阅读(174) / 评论(0) 分类 英语口语

常用英语口语100句(1)

1.Im an office worker. 我是上班族。 2.I work for the government. 我在政府机关做事。 3.Im happy to meet you. 很高兴见到你。 4.I like your sense of humor. 我喜欢你的幽默感。 5.Im glad to see you again. 很高兴再次见到

发表于:2019-02-21 / 阅读(48) / 评论(0) 分类 实用英语

英文幽默笑话：老虎来了

When a Tiger comes Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them. One of the guys takes out a pair of Nikes from his bag and starts to put them on. The other guy with a surprised look

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(66) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英文幽默笑话：斯威夫特博士与小厮

A wealthy old lady who lived near Dr．Swift used to send him presents occasionally by her servant．Dr．Swift took her presents but never gave the boy anything for his trouble．One day as Swift was busy with his writing， the boy rushed into his

发表于:2019-02-25 / 阅读(95) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英文幽默笑话：借公牛一用

Once upon a time, there lived a rich man, but he didn't know any words. One day, one of his friends wanted to borrow an ox from him, so he wrote a note and asked his servant to take it to this rich man. After the servant gave the note to the rich man

发表于:2019-02-25 / 阅读(72) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英文幽默笑话：我懂他的话

While eating in a restaurant, I reprimanded my four-year-old son for speaking with his mouth full . Mump umn Kmpfhm, was all I heard. Drew, I scolded, no one can understand a word you're saying. He says he wants some ketchup, my husband said calmly A

发表于:2019-02-25 / 阅读(82) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英文幽默笑话：我是司机

I am the Driver The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn't let him aboard. It's too crowded, they shouted. What do you think you are? I'm the driver, he said. 我是司机 一辆公共汽车已经相当拥挤，还

发表于:2019-02-25 / 阅读(71) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英文幽默笑话：好客

Hospitality The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visito

发表于:2019-02-25 / 阅读(85) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英文幽默笑话：你爸爸帮你了吗？

DID YOUR DAD HELP YOU? One day, Tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right. The teacher was very pleased-and rather surprised. He called Tim to his desk and said to him, You got all your homework right

发表于:2019-02-25 / 阅读(70) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英文幽默笑话：世界上最伟大的击剑手

The World's Greatest Swordsman At an exhibition of the world's best swordsman, the third-place fencer took the stage. A fly was released, and with an arc of his sword he cut the fly in half. The crowd cheered. Then the second-place man sliced a fly i

发表于:2019-02-25 / 阅读(88) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英文幽默笑话：钓鱼

Fishing Larry and Harry drove 500 miles to go fishing. They paid a huge sum to rent a cabin, a similar about to rent a boat. They fished for three days and caught only one fish between them. On the way home, Harry fiddled with a calculator while Larr

发表于:2019-02-25 / 阅读(102) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英文幽默笑话：不算太坏

Not too Bad Did you sell any of your paintings at the art show? No, but I am encouraged, he replied. Somebody stole one. 不算太坏 你的画在美术展上有卖出去吗？ 没有，但我还是受到了鼓励，他回答说，有人偷走了一幅

发表于:2019-02-25 / 阅读(68) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英文幽默笑话：绳子还是公牛？

Rope or Ox? The man in the prison asked a new comer why he was sent there. The new comer answered: I am out of luck, I think. A few days ago I was walking in the street when I saw a piece of dirty rope. I thought nobody wanted it and so I picked it u

发表于:2019-02-25 / 阅读(81) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英文幽默笑话：相同的职责

The Same Duties A retired four-star general ran into his former orderly, also retired, in a Manhattan bar and spent the rest of the evening persuading him to come work for him as his valet. Your duties will be exactly the same as they were in the arm

发表于:2019-02-25 / 阅读(56) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

常用英语口语句型40句

1. I'm an office worker. 我是上班族。 2. I work for the government. 我在政府机关做事。 3. I'm happy to meet you. 很高兴见到你。 4. I like your sense of humor. 我喜欢你的幽默感。 5. I'm glad to see you again. 很高兴再次

发表于:2019-02-26 / 阅读(70) / 评论(0) 分类 英语口语

英文幽默笑话：两块蛋糕

Two Pieces of Cake Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please? Mom: Certainly----take this piece and cut it two! 两块蛋糕 汤姆：妈妈，我可以吃两块蛋糕吗？ 妈妈：当然可以----拿这块蛋糕把它切成两块吧！

发表于:2019-03-11 / 阅读(250) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英文幽默笑话：“班”和“笨驴”

Class and Ass Professor Laurie of Glasgow put this notice on his door：Professor Laurie will not meet his classes today． A student，after reading the notice，rubbed out thec． Later Professor Laurie came along，and entering into the spirit of

发表于:2019-03-11 / 阅读(209) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英文幽默笑话：青出于蓝

Too Smart for Dad Young man, said the angry father from the head of stairs, didn't I hear the clock strike four when you brought my daughter in? You did, admitted the boyfriend, it was going to strike eleven , but I grabbed it and held the gong so it

发表于:2019-03-11 / 阅读(232) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英文幽默笑话：我跟她还不熟

Not Knowing Her Well Wife: Bill, the man in that house opposite always kisses his wife when he leaves in the morning and he kisses her again when he comes back in the evening. Why don't you do that too? Husband: Well, I don't know her very well yet. 我

发表于:2019-03-11 / 阅读(222) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语
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