31. Dont underestimate me. W: Can you finish typing this file in one day? M: Dont underestimate me. W: Fine. Send it to my office tomorrow morning. M: I can eat five steam bread for a meal. (这儿的steam bread不可数,听力材料里直接加的

发表于:2018-12-02 / 阅读(83) / 评论(0) 分类 越说越地道英语

A: I was born in California. B: Which part? A: All of me. A: Excuse me. Do you know the way to the zoo? B: No, I'm sorry I don't. A: Well, it's two blocks this way, then one block to the left.

发表于:2018-12-03 / 阅读(69) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

I love jokes. I could listen to people telling jokes all day. I laugh at even the silliest of jokes. In fact, I love silly jokes. I still laugh at the jokes I laughed at when I was a child. Im not so good at telling jokes. I have just a few of my fav

发表于:2018-12-04 / 阅读(60) / 评论(0) 分类 听一分钟英文-J

The Funniest Jokes in the World by Chris RoseRecently, a group of scientists and psychologists decided to try and find out what the funniest joke in the world was. This was obviously going to be a difficult task, as no two people ever really agree ab

发表于:2018-12-07 / 阅读(51) / 评论(0) 分类 英文杂志-Magazine

[00:05.59]Reading [00:08.33]NONVERBAL HUMOUR [00:11.49]Do you find it funny to see someone sliding on a banana skin, [00:17.76]bumping into someone else round a corner,or faling down a hole in the road? [00:25.03]If you do,you are not alone. [00:29.4

发表于:2018-12-13 / 阅读(144) / 评论(0) 分类 高中英语人教版必修

[00:00.00]Unit 26 [00:04.30]Task: tell a story to make people laugh..or cry [00:08.98]2 Listen to the story and put the pictures [00:12.24]in the right order. [00:14.01]For many years, Matenko, the great comedian, [00:16.86]had performed in all the g

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I love jokes. I could listen to people telling jokes all day. I laugh at even the silliest of jokes. In fact, I love silly jokes. I still laugh at the jokes I laughed at when I was a child. Im not so good at telling jokes. I have just a few of my fav

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(54) / 评论(0) 分类 纯正英语一分钟

[00:00.00]UNIT 5 [00:07.89]Lesson 18 [00:12.86]Exercise 1.1 [00:15.10]Quiz [00:17.24]1.Do you find it easy to meet new people? [00:22.24]2.Do your moods change suddenly for no reason? [00:28.42]3.Do you often give presents? [00:33.29]4.Do you find it

发表于:2018-12-29 / 阅读(119) / 评论(0) 分类 北师大版初中英语八年级上

1. I don't like your heart action, the doctor said, applying a stethoscope again. You have had some trouble with angina pectoris, haven't you?You're right in a way, Doctor, said the young man sheepishly, only that isn't her name.2. John:Doctor, latel

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(62) / 评论(0) 分类 英汉幽默故事选读

April Fools' Day(愚人节)关于愚人节的来历April Fools' Day is a day to play jokes on others, No one knows how this holiday began but people think it first started in France. In the 16 th century, people celebrated New Year's Day from Mar

发表于:2019-01-16 / 阅读(119) / 评论(0) 分类 英语美文

'Let There Be Laughter': Modern Jewish Jokes Poke At Assimilation play pause stop mute unmute max volume 00:0000:00repeat repeat off Update Required To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flas

发表于:2019-01-16 / 阅读(71) / 评论(0) 分类 2016年NPR美国国家公共电台9月

LULU GARCIA-NAVARRO, HOST: A warning for any sullen teens listening - our next piece is about dad jokes, that groan-y (ph), goofy humor favored by fathers everywhere. (SOUNDBITE OF YOUTUBE VIDEO) UNIDENTIFIED MAN: What type of food is good for your f

发表于:2019-01-17 / 阅读(66) / 评论(0) 分类 2017年NPR美国国家公共电台6月

In the UK, we are traditionally allowed to play jokes on people until what time in the day? 在英国,我们允许跟别人开玩笑,除了哪个时间段? Is it: a) midnight b) midday c) 4 o'clock April Fool's Day Kate:Hello, Im Kate Colin and this is 6 minute Engl

发表于:2019-02-04 / 阅读(67) / 评论(0) 分类 六分钟英语

How to Tell a Joke Many people shy away from telling jokes because they once told one that fell flat or they are afraid of appearing silly or of offending someone. Jokes are canned humorous stories which are subtly different from personal anecdotes.

发表于:2019-02-07 / 阅读(120) / 评论(0) 分类 阅读空间

今天分享的是比尔考斯比的名言。 重点词汇 key n. (打字机等的)键;关键;钥匙 please vt. 使喜欢;使高兴,使满意 I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. Bill Cosb

发表于:2019-02-14 / 阅读(61) / 评论(0) 分类 卡卡课堂早餐英语

AA: I'm Avi Arditti with Rosanne Skirble, and this week on WORDMASTER some ways to help you improve your memory. ELDH: We don't forget, we just haven't learned it in the first place.RS: That's Wendi Eldh. She's a communications trainer who teaches me

发表于:2019-02-14 / 阅读(184) / 评论(0) 分类 英语单词大师-Word Master

Language Points 1. Cold, 2. Freezing, 3. Chilly (It's a bit chilly in here), 4. It's freezing/chilly out there! 外面冷死了! 关于冷的其他表达: 冷笑话 Anti-jokes / Anti-humor; 高冷在中文里的意思是不喜欢搭理人、

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(55) / 评论(0) 分类 爆笑英语口语

My cooking has always been the target of family jokes. One evening, as I prepared dinner a bit too quickly, the kitchen filled with smoke and the smoke detector went off. Although both of my children had received fire-safety training at school, they

发表于:2019-02-18 / 阅读(89) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

Jessica在北京学汉语,她的中国朋友要是遇到了不知道用美语怎么说的词,就会来请教她。今天是Luis要问的:冷幽默。 LZ: Jessica, you won't believe it! Last night, I met the funniest guy ever! Jessica: No way! 他

发表于:2019-02-19 / 阅读(56) / 评论(0) 分类 英语口语

摩擦音[dʒ] 发音要领: [dʒ]是齿龈硬腭摩擦音一一舌位:舌尖先抵住齿龈形成发[d]的音位,然后舌尖与上齿龈慢慢地分开让气流缓缓地从缝隙中冲出;唇形:从发[d]的自然张开的唇形变成略微突

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