时间:2019-01-03 作者:英语课 分类:英汉幽默故事选读


英语课

     1. "I don't like your heart action," the doctor said, applying a stethoscope again. "You have had some trouble with angina pectoris, haven't you?""You're right in a way, Doctor," said the young man sheepishly, "only that isn't her name."2. John:"Doctor, lately I hear only half as good as I suppose to".


    Doctor:"I don't understand that, but lets try a small test. Say after me: eighty-eight".
    John: "Fourty-four".
    3. Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
    Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
    Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.
    Patient: 24 HOURS! That's terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news?
    Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.
    4. A guy with a banana in his nose, a cucumber 1 in his left ear, and a carrot in his right ear goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, what is wrong with me"? The doctor says, "You're not eating right".
    5. Doctor - "Deep breathing, you understand, destroys microbes."Patient - "But, doctor, how can I force them to breathe deeply 2?"6. A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."The doctor asks, "What do you mean?"The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts."The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you - you've broken your finger!"7. A man was hit by a cab 3 in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing 4 up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill." "I am afraid that he is dead."said the doctor,Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I'm still alive." "Be quiet, "said the wife. "The doctor knows better than you!"8. Doctor: Please open your mouth, madam.
    Lady: Thank you very much, doctor.
    Doctor: Why do you thank me?
    Lady: Because my husband always asked me to shut up.

n.黄瓜
  • This cucumber plant is climbing.这棵黄瓜爬蔓了。
  • Let me eat a cucumber.让我吃一根黄瓜.
adv.深刻地,在深处,深沉地
  • I do feel deeply the strength of the collective.我确实深深地感到了集体的力量。
  • We're deeply honoured that you should agree to join us.您能同意加入我们,我们感到很荣幸。
n.计程车,出租车,出租单马车;vi.乘出租马车
  • The cab drove over his legs.马车从他腿上碾过。
  • Shall we walk or take a cab?我们步行还是坐出租车?
n.持续,地位;adj.永久的,不动的,直立的,不流动的
  • After the earthquake only a few houses were left standing.地震过后只有几幢房屋还立着。
  • They're standing out against any change in the law.他们坚决反对对法律做任何修改。
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acquired immune deficiency syndromes
adiabatic curve
ailurophiles
amplified interpretation
Ant-Vireo
Antonia
atomic angular momentum
attachment flange
automatic bypass valve
babyishly
baitshops
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bemeant
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censor out
ciprofibrate
colour-serjeant
comb ... hair
concho-grass
crinkley
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Decaspermum esquirolii
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have someone's guts for garters
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in-thing
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japao
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keramite (mullite)
license plate
longbeards
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marjayouns
meet sb halfway
methyl p-methyl benzoate
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mucopolysaccharide-N-acetylneuraminylhydrolase
none-kin
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odd moment
offskip
oil flinger
on my case
otelo
pancratic lens
Periyār R.
perpetuum mobile of the first kind
piledriver
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pulse-phase system
quarion
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recursive descent parser
scabricola ocellata
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schlottmann
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sociology departments
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trintignant
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wagon control computer
wire rope detector
year dot
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