时间:2019-01-10 作者:英语课 分类:英汉幽默故事选读


英语课


  A bar owner locked up his place at 2 a. m. and went home to sleep. He had been in bed only a few minutes when the phone rang." What time do you open up in the morning ?" he heard an obviously inebriated 1 man inquire.



  The owner was so furious, he slammed down the receiver and went back to bed. A few minutes later there was another call and he heard the same voice ask the same question. "Listen," the owner shouted ,"there's no sense in asking me what time I open because I wouldn't let a person in your condition in-"



  "I don't want to get in," the caller interjected. "I want to get out



Notes:



  (1) obviously adv.明显的



  (2) inebriated adj.酒醉的



    (3) slam v.砰然放下



    (4) interject v.突然插话



Exercises:



根据短文填空:



  ①A bar owner locked ______ his place at 2 a. m. and went home to sleep.



  ② He heard an obviously ______ man inquire.



  ③ The owner was so furious, he _______ down the receiver and went back to bed.



  ④ A few minutes later there was another call and he heard the____ voice ask the ______question.



  ⑤ There is no ______in asking me what time I open.



17.我要出去



  在凌晨两点,酒吧店主锁了店门,回家睡觉。他刚躺下几分钟,这时电话响了。“你早上几点营业?”他听到一位明显已醉醺醺的男子的声音。



  店主非常气愤,砰地一声挂上电话又上床去睡。几分钟后又有一个电话,他听到还是那个声音问同样的问题。“听着,”店主嚷道,“不要问我什么时候营业,因为我不会让你这种人进----”



  “我不是想进来,”那人打断他的话,“我要出去。”



练习参考答案:



① up ② inebriated ③ slammed ④ same ;same⑤ sense



adj.酒醉的
  • He was inebriated by his phenomenal success. 他陶醉于他显赫的成功。 来自互联网
  • Drunken driver(a driver who is inebriated). 喝醉了的司机(醉酒的司机) 来自互联网
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