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绕口令是挑战!英语绕口令更是挑战? 你想挑战吗? 快点加入吧! Have a try! 英语绕口令 A flea and a fly were trapped in a flue, and they tried to flee for their life. The flea said to the fly Let's flee! and the fly sai
So, Darius, what was Earl like as a dad? It must have been great, huh? 达瑞斯,厄尔是个什么样的爸爸?感觉一定很棒吧? I bet he packed the coolest lunches. A joint for recess, and a gin and juice box. 我敢说他一定给你准备
St Peter's question 圣彼德的问题 Three men, a doctor, an accountant and a lawyer are dead and they appear in front of St Peter. St Peter tells them that they have to answer one question in order
A Finnish fisher named Fisher failed to fish any fish one Friday afternoon and finally he found out a big fissure in his fishing-net. Notes: 1. Finnish:芬兰的 2. fissure:裂缝 Where is the watch I
BEFORE - You take my breath away AFTER - I feel like I'm suffocating(窒息) BEFORE - Twice a night AFTER - Twice a month BEFORE - She says she loves the way I take control of a situation AFTER - She
How to reject a man GG:Can I buy you a drink? MM:Actually I'd rather have the money. GG:Can I have your name? MM:Why? Don't you already have one? GG:I'm a photographer. I've been looking for
歌曲:The Neighbourhood-How(电视剧《初代吸血鬼》插曲) The 25-year-old Australian actress The CW show The Originals returns from its winter hiatus TONIGHT! In our interview, Claire disclosed her favorite former cast mates on The Vampire
An online shopper has been left dumbfounded after a parcel he ordered was left wedged in his gutter - 20ft above his front door - by a bungling delivery company. 一个英国人在网购后被笨手笨脚的快递公司给惊呆了。他发现自己的
Kids React To Cinnamon Challenge. ok, a hundred kabillion people ask me to do Cinnamon Challenge. kabillion? is that a real number? i love cinnamon challenge. you're so stupid, it's just a little tea spoon. OMG! oh crap! what the heck? you gotta be..
今天分享铲屎官们最爱的帖子,里面有各种颜值,各种功能的猫咪,保证让你看完欲罢不能。 New Words: be obsessed with 痴迷于...;迷了心窍 He was obsessed with American gangster movies 他迷上了美国黑帮片。
英语学习笔记: kill v. 让某人捧腹大笑;极其擅长某事;(短时间内轻易地)获得暴利,发大财 It was really killing. 真的超级超级搞笑。 Wu Jiapi kills me. 五加皮让我捧腹大笑。 My wife kills it on co
有一网友,外号2闷,去年到加拿大开始为期一年的留学生活。初来乍到,闹了不少笑话: 某天想去吃个西餐,于是来到某家餐厅,一本正经的看看菜单点了份牛排,然后就有这样的对话: wai
Dialogue 1 Mark: Wow, Jingjing, you look pretty hip in those clothes. What's the occasion? 马克:哇,京晶,你穿这些衣服看起来好潮啊。你这是要去什么重要场合啊? Jingjing: I'm going to the club with my girlfriends toni