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英语笑话听力+文本：Very stupid robbers 两个笨贼

Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, I hear sirens. Jump! The second one said, But we're on the 13 th floor! The first one screamed back, This is no time to be superstitious! 两个盗贼在一家旅馆偷东西。第一个说：我

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(75) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Keys to Success 成功的关键

One day a father was teaching his son and said, The keys to your success are keeping your word and cleverness. Once you give somebody a promise, you must carry it out on matter what will happen. This is called 'keeping one's words.' What is clevernes

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(95) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Sickness 疾病

Anintervieweraskedanapplicant ， Yourapplicationsaysyouleftyourlastjobbecauseofsickness.Couldyouexplainthat,please? Thecandidatereplied ， Sure.Mybossgotsickandtiredofme. Notes: 1.Anintervieweraskedanapplicant ， Yourapplicationsaysyouleftyourlast

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(87) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Ninety Years Old 90岁

Adoctorexaminedhispatientandsaid,Youshouldlivetobeninety. Thepatientsobbed ， Doctor,Iamninety. TheDocreplied,See?Iwasright. Notes: 1.Adoctorexaminedhispatientandsaid,Youshouldlivetobeninety. 一位医生在给他的病人做完检查后说：你应该

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(71) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：A Blonde 金发美女

Doyouknowwhattodoifablondethrowsagrenadeatyou? First,pulloutthepin.Then ， throwitback. Notes: 1.Doyouknowwhattodoifablondethrowsagrenadeatyou? 如果有一个金发美女向你扔了一顆手榴弹，你知道该怎么办吗？ 瑪？ blonde 也可以

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(83) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：半价买房

【生词预览】 fortune 运气， enable 使能够 【笑话原文】 HalfPriceJack:Mydaughter'smusiclessonsareafortunetome. John:Howisthat? Jack:Theyenabledmetobuytheneighbor'shousesathalfprice. 【中文译文】 半价买房 杰克：我女儿的

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(71) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：我在哪里

【生词预览】 countryside 乡下 【笑话原文】 WhereAmI? AnEnglishmanlosthiswaywhilehewasdrivinginthecountryside.Hesawafarmerworkinginthefieldnearby,sohewentnearerinhiscarandaskedthefarmer, Excuseme,canyoutellmewhereIam? Yes, thefarmerlooke

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(81) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Write in the Dark 在黑暗中写字

Akidaskedhisdad,Hey,Pop,canyouwriteinthedark? Thedadanswered,Sure.Whatdoyouwantmetowrite? Theboysaid,Yournameonthisreportcard. Notes: 1.Akidaskedhisdad,Hey,Pop,canyouwriteinthedark? 一个孩子问他爸爸：嘿，爸，你能在黑暗中写字吗？

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(68) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Direction Lights 方向灯

Amanandhissonwereridinginthecar. Themansaidtohisson,Couldyoucheckandseeifthedirectionlightsareworkingonyoursideofthecar? Hissonlookedoutthewindowandsaid,Yes,no,yes,no,yes,no,yes,no... Notes: 1.Amanandhissonwereridinginthecar. 有一个男人和他儿子

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(102) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：谁的50分

【生词预览】 sidewalk 人行道， quarter 两角五分的硬币 【笑话原文】 Whose50Cents? Jacky:Ifound50centsonthesidewalkinfrontofschool. Tommy:Ithinkit'smine.Idropped50centstheretodayandcouldn'tfindit. Jacky:ButwhatIfoundwastwoquarter

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(76) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：你的爷爷

【生词预览】 buddy 老兄， ease 泰然自若 【笑话原文】 YourGrandfather Awell-dressedyoungmandemandedassoonasheenteredtherestaurant.Serveme,quick!Givemeyourbest.Idon'tcaretheprice. Notlikethewayhetalked,thewaitersaidtohim:HeyBuddy,itd

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(70) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：聪明的小狗

【生词预览】 howl 吼叫， dismally 沉闷地， endure 忍耐 【笑话原文】 TheCleverDog Alittleboywaspracticinghisviolin,whilehisfathersatreadingthenewspaper.Thefamilydogbegantohowlalongdismally. Finally,thefathercouldendurethecombinati

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英语笑话听力+文本：Scream 最响亮、最凄厉痛苦的尖叫

牙医在请求一个病人：帮个忙好吗？你能不能尽你所能发出最响亮、最凄厉痛苦的尖叫？ 病人说：为什么？这次其实不算糟糕啊。 牙医说：现在候诊室的病人实在太多，而我不想错过4点的球

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(65) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Business just started 开张大吉

A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come in to the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and start

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英语笑话听力+文本：Psychiatrist 精神病医生

Jerry went to a psychiatrist. Doc, he said, I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm going crazy! Just put yourself in my hands for one year, said the shrink. Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure you

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英语笑话听力+文本：班级、情人和蠢驴

Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day, so he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows: Professor Tom will meet the class tomorrow. A student, seeing his chance to display his sense of humor after reading the not

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英语笑话听力+文本：Interruption 轻率的插话

The fine-furniture store where I work has been in business since the 1920s. Recently I received a call from a woman who wanted to replace some chairs from a dining set purchased from us in the 1930s. I assured her we could help and sought the assista

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英语笑话听力+文本：Shave head 刮头

Recently, a man walked into my barbershop asking how much for a haircut. Eight dollars, I answered. And for a shave? Five dollars. All right, he said, settling into the barber chair. Shave my head. 前些日子，有一男的来到我的理发店，问

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英语笑话听力+文本：Pink Suit Sale 粉红西装卖出去了

When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk's hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, the clerk said he had some very good news for him. Guess what, sir? the clerk said. I finally sold that terrible, ugly su

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英语笑话听力+文本：Mommy is hitting the bottle

A woman was trying hard to get the catsup to come out of the bottle. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her four-year-old daughter to answer the phone. The child said, Mommy can't come to the phone right now. She's hitting the bottle. 一个

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