A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met a lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there. The lawyer replied, I'm here because my house burned down, and the insurance company paid for everything. What are you doing here? That's quite a coinciden

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【生词预览】 rough 不平静的, rigid 严格的, 【笑话原文】 Checkoutat11a.m. Afterafewroughyears,Idecidedtoletmysontrytherigidstructureofthemilitary.Oncehe dcompletedbasictraining,hetookatwo-dayassignment.Midmorningonthesecondday,I

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【生词预览】 burglar 盗贼, court 法庭 【笑话原文】 I veBeenTryingThatforYears Amanwenttothepoliceofficewishingtospeakwiththeburglarwhohadbrokenintohishousethenightbefore. Youwillgetyourchanceincourt.saidtheDeskSergeant. No,no,no.sai

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【生词预览】 goover 走过去, getoff 挂掉电话 【笑话原文】 HerMotherDiedtoo Oneday,awoman sneighborgoesovertoherhouse,seeshercrying,andasksherwhathappened.Thewomansaidthathermotherhadpassedaway.Theneighbormadehersomecoffeeandcalmed

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【生词预览】 ashamed 惭愧的, target 靶子, bullet 子弹 【笑话原文】 AshamedSoldier Peterjoinedthearmywhenhewaseighteen,andforseveralmonthshewastaughthowtobeagoodsoldier.Hedidquitewellineverythingexceptshooting. Onedayheandhisfri

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【生词预览】 rural 乡村的, lift 举起 【笑话原文】 What sTimetoAPig Onedayavisitorfromthecitycametoasmallruralareatodrivearoundthecountryroads,seehowthefarmslooked,andperhapstoseehowfarmersearnedtheirliving. Thecitymansawafarmerinhi

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【生词预览】 bow 鞠躬, manner 礼节, ceremony 礼节 【笑话原文】 WhichMonthDidHeGoAway WhenJackbowedtosomeone,healwaysdiditatlighteningspeed.Youshouldn'twaitanylongerafterhehashadhisheadnod.Sohewasblamedfornomanners.Thensomewarmhe

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【生词预览】 quarrel 争吵, impress 使钦佩 【笑话原文】 WhoseFatherWastheStronger? WillandBillwerequarrellingaboutwhosefatherwasthestronger.Willsaid,Well,youknowthePacificOcean?Myfather'stheonewhodugtheholeforit.Billwasn'timpressed,

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【生词预览】 pastor 牧师, pleadfor 乞求, coffer 资金 ,congregation 会众 【笑话原文】 GoodNewsandBadNews Thepastorofmychurchhatestopleadformoney.Butwhenthecofferswererunninglow,hehadnochoice. There sgoodnewsandthere sbadnews, h

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【生词预览】 envelope 信封, torrential 倾泻的, dispatch 派遣 【笑话原文】 NotinAnEnvelope Torrentialrainstormswereknockingdownpowerlinesallovertown.Ihadtodispatchrepairmenrightandleft.WhenIcalledacustomertogetheraddress,sherepl

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【生词预览】 dine 吃饭, appetite 食欲, scurry 急匆匆地走 【笑话原文】 He sAClubMember WhilediningintheclubinthePhilippines,mywifeandIlostourappetiteswhenaratscurriedpastup. Waiter! Isaid,pointingtotherodent. Whatareyougoingto

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一对夫妇出去吃饭庆祝他们的五十周年结婚纪念。在回家的路上,她注意到他的眼里含着泪水,于是问他是否在感伤他们庆祝五十年在一起的美好时光。他回答说:不,我在想我们结婚前的时

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On a trip to Disney World in Florida, my husband and I and our two children devoted ourselves wholeheartedly to the wonders of this attraction. After three exhausting days, we headed for home. As we drove away, our son waved and said, Good-bye, Micke

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位于开普吉拉多的东南密苏里州立大学有一位我很喜欢的老师,他滑稽的幽默是人所共知的。在对一个新生班级解释他的基本规则时,他说:我知道我的课程可能会枯燥乏味,所以我不介意你

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我在公车公司的同事Lisa,有一回需要给一位整个行程一团糟的顾客寄一封道歉信。我提醒她一年前我遭遇过类似情形,并翻出我那时写的道歉信,告诉她:你所要做的就是修改一下细节,日期

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一个寒冷的11月的夜晚,一个地方警察刚结束了夜班回到家和妻子说:你简直无法相信今天晚上发生了什么事!我当了这么多年差都没见过这样的事。 怎么了? 我在运河边遇到两个家伙,他们

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A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, and then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that, he

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Three men, a doctor, an accountant and a lawyer are dead and they appear in front of St Peter. St Peter tells them that they have to answer one question in order to get to Heaven. He looks at the doctor and asks, There was a movie that was made about

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Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc. Bernie looked at Morris and remarked, That is really nice, that after a

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Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the mon

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