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英语笑话听力+文本：终身保修

【生词预览】 warranty 保证， coffin 棺材， mortuary 太平间， exhume 挖出 【笑话原文】 LifetimeWarranty Afterburyinghismotherninemonthslater,aclientofthelocalmortuaryfinallyhadenoughmoneytopurchasetheexpensivecoffinhismotherori

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(54) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：意想不到的走私物品

【生词预览】 smuggle 走私， sentry 哨兵， instruct 命令， reluctantly 不情愿地， bartender 酒保 【笑话原文】 WhatWereYouSmuggling Thesuspicious-lookingmandroveuptotheborder,wherehewasgreetedbyasentry.Whentheguardlookedinth

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(51) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：明天我要当奶奶了

【生词预览】 elate 使高兴， calendar 日历 【笑话原文】 Tomorrow IwaselatedwhenmysoncalledmefromJapanwiththewonderfulnewsofmygrandson sbirth.Itookdownallthestatisticsandturnedtorelateitalltomyco-workers. I magrandmother! Ideclared. I

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(63) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：送给秘书的礼物

【生词预览】 wrap 包裹 【笑话原文】 GiftWrapping OntheafternoonofSecretaryDay,myco-workerandIfinallyfoundthetimetogetgiftsforoursecretaries.Whileatthestore,mycolleaguenoticedmydisappointment. What swrong? heasked. Theywon tprovidegiftwr

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(63) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：哪个女儿

【生词预览】 crisis 危机， undergraduate 本科生， consolation 安慰， litany 唠唠叨叨的抱怨 【笑话原文】 WhoIsThis MytwosistersandIwereallawayatvariouscollegesatthesametime.Oneday,afterfacingonecrisistoomanyandtiredofbeing

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(58) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：我丈夫马上就回来了

【生词预览】 givein 让步， crawl 爬行 【笑话原文】 MyHusbandWillBeHomeSoon Amarriedmanwasvisitinghisgirlfriendwhensherequestedthatheshavehisbeard. OhJames,Ilikeyourbeard,butIwouldreallylovetoseeyourhandsomeface. Jamesreplied, Mywifel

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(51) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Kissing Fool 接吻高手

KissingFool Aboylikedtobragabouthowromantichewas. Ashekissedhisgalhesaid ， Iamakissingfool. Shereplied,AndI'mkissingafool. Notes: 1.Aboylikedtobragabouthowromantichewas. 有一个男孩喜欢吹嘘自己有多浪漫。 brag 指吹噓，自夸，在用

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(63) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力$#$文本：Unromantic 不解风情

Excrcise Mrs.Smithcouldn'tgetherhusbandtoexcrcise. SheaskedMrs.Joneswhatsheshoulddo. Mrs.Jonesreplied,Tapetheremotecontrolbetweenhistoes. Notes: 1.Mrs.Smithcouldn'tgetherhusbandtoexcrcisc. 史密斯太太没办法说服她的丈夫锻炼身体。 get

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英语笑话：a female pharmacist 一个女药剂师

a female pharmacist A man asked a female pharmacist，Do you have Viagra? Yes， she answered. Does it work? he asked. Yes, she answered. Can I get it over the counter? he asked. You can if you take two at a time， she answered. Notes: 1. A man aske

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英语笑话：intelligent dolphin 聪明的海豚

intelligent dolphin Some animals are smarter than humans. Take the intelligent dolphin as an example. After just a few weeks in captivity, it can train humans to throw it fish. Notes: 1. Some animals are smarter than humans. 有一些动物比人类还

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英语笑话：the meaning of politics 政客的含义

the meaning of politics Guess what the true meaning of politics is. Poli is a Latin term meaning many and tics are bloodsucking creatures. Notes: 1. Guess what the true meaning of politics is. 猜猜看政治的真正含义是什么？ 2. Poli is a L

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英语笑话：the thirteenth floor 13楼

the thirteenth floor There were two very stupid robbers. They were robbing an office building. They heard police sirens and got nervous. The first one said, Let's jump down to the street. The second one said,But we're on the thirteenth floor! The fir

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英语笑话：A drunk man 醉酒的男人

A drunk man A man went to a bar, got really drunk and then walked home. The man fell down after every two steps he took. He continued walking and falling all the way to his house. The next morning his wife said, I know you were drinking last night. H

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英语笑话：Three American Presidents 3个美国总统

Three American Presidents Three American Presidents are on the Titanic. It hits a huge iceberg. It starts sinking very quickly. Jimmy Carter yells, Quick, save the women and children! Richard Nixon says, Screw the women and children.Bill Clinton says

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英语笑话：Woody Allen 伍迪艾论

Woody Allen Can you guess what the title of Woody Allen's latest movie is? It's called Honey, I Married the Kids. Notes: 1. Can you guess what the title of Woody Allen's latest movie is? 你能猜得出伍迪?艾论最靳电影的名称吗？ 伍迪艾

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(59) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话：Chelsea Clinton 切尔西克林顿

Chelsea Clinton A very corrupt lawyer and an immoral politician got married and had a baby. Can you guess what they called the baby? Chelsea Clinton. Notes: 1.A very corrupt lawyer and an immoral politician got married and had a baby. 一个很爱贪污

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英语笑话听力+文本：Reached Shore Fast 快速靠岸

A guy I know was towing his boat home from a fishing trip to Lake Huron when his car broke down. He didn't have his cell phone with him, but he thought maybe he might be able to raise someone on his marine radio to call for roadside assistance. He cl

发表于:2019-01-21 / 阅读(56) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：The Bait 把诱饵扔回海里

A man and his wife were on a holiday.Theywent for a sail. Unfortunately the wife fell overboard and was drowned. The man asked the pier-master to let him know if her body was found. Two weeks later he received a wire saying: Body recovered yesterday

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(42) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：政治家的大脑

【生词预览】 transplant 移植， perform 进行 【笑话原文】 ABrainTransplant TheBrainSurgeonwasabouttoperformabraintransplant. Youhaveyourchoiceoftwobrains, hetoldthepatient, For$1000youcanhavethebrainofapsychologist,orfor$10,000youcanh

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(59) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：买帽子

【生词预览】 fussy 挑剔的， pickon 挑选， dismay 灰心 【笑话原文】 BuyingAHat Aladywenttoahatshoptobuyahat.Asshewasveryfussy,ittookheralongtimetopickonone.Alreadyattheendofhispatiencethesalesmanwasafraidthatshemightchangeherminda

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(61) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）
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