时间:2019-01-22 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

A man and his wife were on a holiday.Theywent for a sail. Unfortunately the wife fell overboard and was drowned. The man asked the pier-master to let him know if her body was found. Two weeks later he received a wire saying: "Body recovered yesterday covered with crabs 1. Send instructions." The man sent a wire back saying, "Sell crabs, send the money; reset 2 bait."



一个男人和妻子去度假。他们乘风出海,不幸的是妻子掉入海中淹死了。这个男人叫码头的负责人在妻子的尸体找到后通知他一声。二个星期后,他接到了一份电报:“尸体已于昨日找到,上边爬满了螃蟹。请指示。”男人回电报说:“卖掉螃蟹,收入汇过来;诱饵扔回海里。”



n.蟹( crab的名词复数 );阴虱寄生病;蟹肉v.捕蟹( crab的第三人称单数 )
  • As we walked along the seashore we saw lots of tiny crabs. 我们在海岸上散步时看到很多小蟹。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • The fish and crabs scavenge for decaying tissue. 鱼和蟹搜寻腐烂的组织为食。 来自《简明英汉词典》
v.重新安排,复位;n.重新放置;重放之物
  • As soon as you arrive at your destination,step out of the aircraft and reset your wristwatch.你一到达目的地,就走出飞机并重新设置手表时间。
  • He is recovering from an operation to reset his arm.他做了一个手臂复位手术,正在恢复。
学英语单词
access mode
acutely aware
alleviatory
assembler language expansion
asymmetrical meter
atlanticus
baby-to-be
back-pressures
baseband receive terminal
besped
biopak
blue horizontal branch
BOB ship
boiler
boundary disturbance
calendar machine time
cash in transit policy
cellulose xanth(ogen)ate
chain of simplices
chocolate ice
ciba black
combinatorial embedding
crookneck squashes
deuteron accelerator
diseur
ditrigonal equatorial class
do a ton
dog musher
drop in the bucket
endocrinological system physiology
ensembl
equivalent viscous damping
faul
fighters
fire resistant oil treatment
fluorescent lamps
frame grabbing
full duplex telephone lines
highly concentrated solution
hydration polymer
in your tracks
insulation discharging voltage
integer double variable
intrain
Itramine
kaliankaratrite
know sth like the back of your hand
lensia tottoni
megalonychid
MENASPIDAE
milklike
multiple block boundary
Ne Win
noise isolation
nuclear particle
omitted variables
operacao
opophilus
oscillatory mode
otter trawler
outstanding business
parall
Pemba I.
periwig
print pad
prism crack
put the boot in
qubs
resurfacers
rising sun magnetron
roneos
semantic distance
shaygetz
sheet grab
shell perturbation
short message
simple sieve plate
simulated work environment
skotogram(scotogram)
soberon
Sofians
sulfonic acid
surface broach
teaching module
tear-off
tearing machine
tendresse
thermo-tolerant bacterium
thick-film test
threshold character(dempster & lerner 1950)
threshold moisture
Togakushi
trunkcall
two-stage countercurrent elutriation
up town
Valens, Flavius
Villamandos
villi synoviales
weak component
wet katathermometer
winter hedge
yoshihara