时间:2019-01-22 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

A man and his wife were on a holiday.Theywent for a sail. Unfortunately the wife fell overboard and was drowned. The man asked the pier-master to let him know if her body was found. Two weeks later he received a wire saying: "Body recovered yesterday covered with crabs 1. Send instructions." The man sent a wire back saying, "Sell crabs, send the money; reset 2 bait."



一个男人和妻子去度假。他们乘风出海,不幸的是妻子掉入海中淹死了。这个男人叫码头的负责人在妻子的尸体找到后通知他一声。二个星期后,他接到了一份电报:“尸体已于昨日找到,上边爬满了螃蟹。请指示。”男人回电报说:“卖掉螃蟹,收入汇过来;诱饵扔回海里。”



n.蟹( crab的名词复数 );阴虱寄生病;蟹肉v.捕蟹( crab的第三人称单数 )
  • As we walked along the seashore we saw lots of tiny crabs. 我们在海岸上散步时看到很多小蟹。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • The fish and crabs scavenge for decaying tissue. 鱼和蟹搜寻腐烂的组织为食。 来自《简明英汉词典》
v.重新安排,复位;n.重新放置;重放之物
  • As soon as you arrive at your destination,step out of the aircraft and reset your wristwatch.你一到达目的地,就走出飞机并重新设置手表时间。
  • He is recovering from an operation to reset his arm.他做了一个手臂复位手术,正在恢复。
学英语单词
a priori test
Aberdeen Road
acousto-optic pulse modulator
active matrix organic light-emitting displays
advance for production
AKL
altitude circle
American wire gauge
amplifier out
answer
Aquex
assisted country
atom wave
backfiring
basis invariant
be astonished at sth
Belio
blind bags
brownstoners
Carallia longipes
CCD delay line
cell tester
cervical syphilitic leukoderma
control and display
corn-rick
corporation surplus
crustal horizontal displacement
dendranthema horaimontana
dimidiatuss
drain the bilge
dual of tangent space
dyr air sterilization
Eutheria
fatigue test of materials
flame retardants
Ford Aerostar
fructose-6-phosphokinase
gaining and losing weight
hexahydro-salicylic acid
hollow blade
homogeneous deformation
HUMINT
hurry up and do something
i-wunnen
indication plug unit
insulin(e)
isogram
john chambers
kebler
lampros
legeay
Luciocephalus pulcher
lung retention
Lutetia Parisiorum
Mendez shales
microring resonator
muscular branch
natural teazle raising machine
no result
normalized Taylor coefficient
Novolaudon
Nyamtukusa
octatropine
oenomete
ontological commitment
oplegnathus punctatus
over the counter stocks
oxidation preventive
photometric distance
primary coating
pull theory
qaddafis
rearmounted flywheel
remoteeffects
rhabarbarate
ridge horn
ringing tone signal
rod rotation speed
rod-chain elevator
rolling edit
saitta
Sanskrit
satellite digital analog display
saturday night soldier
Sensory-Perceptual
serial transport layer
signaling terminal
simple resonance
sinorniss
slip one's breath
spherocyclic
Srarhna
START block
streptocin
temporal muscles
tlt
train operation control system
Vaccinium saxicola
volume of money
weatherology
winter loadline mark
wyrall