时间:2019-01-22 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

A man and his wife were on a holiday.Theywent for a sail. Unfortunately the wife fell overboard and was drowned. The man asked the pier-master to let him know if her body was found. Two weeks later he received a wire saying: "Body recovered yesterday covered with crabs 1. Send instructions." The man sent a wire back saying, "Sell crabs, send the money; reset 2 bait."



一个男人和妻子去度假。他们乘风出海,不幸的是妻子掉入海中淹死了。这个男人叫码头的负责人在妻子的尸体找到后通知他一声。二个星期后,他接到了一份电报:“尸体已于昨日找到,上边爬满了螃蟹。请指示。”男人回电报说:“卖掉螃蟹,收入汇过来;诱饵扔回海里。”



n.蟹( crab的名词复数 );阴虱寄生病;蟹肉v.捕蟹( crab的第三人称单数 )
  • As we walked along the seashore we saw lots of tiny crabs. 我们在海岸上散步时看到很多小蟹。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • The fish and crabs scavenge for decaying tissue. 鱼和蟹搜寻腐烂的组织为食。 来自《简明英汉词典》
v.重新安排,复位;n.重新放置;重放之物
  • As soon as you arrive at your destination,step out of the aircraft and reset your wristwatch.你一到达目的地,就走出飞机并重新设置手表时间。
  • He is recovering from an operation to reset his arm.他做了一个手臂复位手术,正在恢复。
学英语单词
air-lancing
all-stainless
assession
audiography
axial flow impulse turbine
baffled multipass heat exchanger
Bambili
biotechware
black-boards
blackney
blamestorming
bridal registry
caviar spoons
cell cohomology group
central processing unit time
cognac
continuous type analogue correlator
controlling spring
CTK1
dartsonde
Deu'oplasm
diesel fuel improver
digitenolglycoside
dim sums
dorsocentral hysterosomal seta
dotardly
drip-proof insulator
Drummond Castle
dyostyle
electron-unit
electrophori
Elqui, R.
Evans, Walker
foregrips
format text
fumarimide
giganto-cerebellum
go the limit
gracilaria firma
great wheel
gross finding
hardware handshake
have communication with
heattransfer conductance
heredofamilial tremor
Hibbs, Pt.
high tenacity viscose fibre
hiveminds
hydrodemetallization
imf par value
intrinsic number
Jagalūr
klepper
knot-holes
krasovskii
kronig's steps
laughing thrushes
load summary
make sentences with
marc jacobs
mass-spectrometer tube
micro-manganese nodule
microcode language
mutomboko
natural amputation
Norråker
ox wagon
pairing of electrons
phaeoisariopsis pruni-grayanae sawada
phone collect
planuria
polyvinyl-formaldehyde
Pseudococcidae
pulp catcher
pulp filter
pycnonotus jocosus
raw wool
refurbished
repair work norm
repeated transmission
reuser
ring manometer
sapropelic coal
scrupulant
ship-carpenter
shovel-shaped
single rod agitator
Smithsburg
specification language
ST_having-and-owning_belongings-and-possessions
Sulfa-5-Methoxypyrimidine
sweet persimmon
tape joint
the three graces
tire cord fibres
tomassetti
tone poem
trolls
tropical revolving storm (trs)
Tsentral'nyy-Kospashskiy
twin-screw pump
upper-class