时间:2018-12-26 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met a lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there. The lawyer replied, " I'm here because my house burned down, and the insurance company paid for everything. What are you doing here?" "That's quite a coincidence," said the doctor "I'm here because my house were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything." The lawyer looked puzzled. "Gee," he asked, "how did you start the flood?"



医生在里维埃拉度假时遇到他的一位律师朋友,医生问他怎么会到这里来。律师回答:“我到这里是因为我的房子被火烧了,保险公司赔偿了我所有的损失。” “真巧,”医生说,“我是因为房子被洪水冲垮了,保险公司也赔偿了我所有的损失。”律师看起来有些困惑,他问“哎呀!你是怎么引起洪水的?”



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acidity quotient
adaptationist
advanced radio data information service
agent code
alternating nature
Ancylostoma ceylonicum
aplitic
aspirating pump
back float
bamicctin
barkened
brazing mixture
Brookside Village
Burmese literature
cantilevered assembling construction
carbon dioxide gas arc welding
cassette/cartridge system
cavolinia inflexa
Centropus
certificate on cargo weight and measurement
Chapmann-Jouguet condition
chloridaemia
clystron
commercial travellers
common-base amplifier
commutator bushing
competitive firm supply curve
continental ton
debiteuse seed
dipyridinium hexachloroplutonate
dunno.
dussumieria acuta
Eastpoort
electrolytic deposition
eligibility for tax credit
embedding technique
etzion
examination-treatment center
fat embolism
faunistic, faunistical
full cell process
gdp growth
geomicrobiologist
grizzlish
hemelytrometra
hkg
hydrophilic contact lens
hyperdemocracy
inflict a punishment on a criminal
instructional constant
inventory management program and control technique
ionic acidity
Islamophiles
itselt
length of protection
linac-cyclotron combination
localizationist
lowest thyroid artery
LSC (least significant character)
marine powerplant
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Methylhexabarbital
monofile multivolume
morard
N1Jmethylnicotinamide
nkuto
Norvegian
on-line journal
Padangsidìmpuan
palolos
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photo calibration mirror
pincett
porphyra tenera kjellm
projective differential geometry
putting something down
record file
reiterable
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right-of-way types
sauceboat
Sclaventerol
sexual psychophysiology
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sodium chabazite
St John, L.
stickable
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truman
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unconfined
uncontrolledly
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volatile oil reservoir
whoop dee doo
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zero compression
zographer