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经典双语笑话 第13期:介词问题

Troubles with prepositions 介词问题 A new student was just finding his way around Harvard University. 一位哈佛大学新生正在熟悉校园环境。 Excuse me, he aske an upperclassman, can you tell me where the library's at? 对不起，他问

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(58) / 评论(0) 分类 经典双语笑话

英语笑话听力+文本：给儿子的信

【生词预览】 last 上一个， findout 发现 【笑话原文】 ALettertoHerSon DearSon, I mwritingthisslowbecauseIknowyoucan treadfast.Wedon tlivewherewedidwhenyouleft.Yourdadreadinthepaperthatmostaccidentshappenwithintwentymilesofhome,sowemo

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(53) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：不许动

【生词预览】 Michigan 密歇根洲， revolver 左轮手枪， bandit 土匪，强盗 【笑话原文】 NobodyMove! ApairofMichiganrobbersenteredarecordshopnervouslywavingrevolvers.Thefirstoneshouted, Nobodymove! Whenhispartnermoved,thestartle

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(60) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：数数的目的

【生词预览】 insane 疯狂的， asylum 精神病院， poke 刺 【笑话原文】 Thirteen Amaniswalkingbyaninsaneasylumandhearsalltheresidentschanting,Thirteen!Thirteen!Quitecuriousaboutallthis,hefindsaholeinthefence,looksinandsomeonepokeshi

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(80) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：这样他就不会去参军了

【生词预览】 donkey 驴， camp 营地， 【笑话原文】 ASmallBoyandADonkey AsmallboyleadingadonkeypassedbyanArmycamp.Acoupleofsoldierswantedtohavesomefunwiththelad. Whatareyouholdingontoyourbrothersotightfor,sonny? askedoneofthem. Sohewon

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(52) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：CD唱机

【生词预览】 decipher解读，technicals技术术语 【笑话原文】 CD Player While shopping for my first CD player, I was able to decipher most of the technicalses on the promotional signs. One designation had me puzzled, though, so I call

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(111) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：女孩的名字

【生词预览】 late已故的，masculine男性的， 【笑话原文】 Girls Name When our daughter was born, we named her Myles, after my beloved late father, despite family warning that the name was too masculine. Years later, when I felt she

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(59) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Be more polite 你应该学礼貌点

一天，Bill和Tom去一个饭馆共度晚餐。当服务生端上两份牛排的时候，Bill迅速给自己选了大块的牛排。 Tom对此很不高兴：什么时候你能学得礼貌点？ Bill说：如果你先选的话，你会选哪份？ T

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(66) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：How Long, Doctor? 要多久,医生?

When the surgeon came to see his blonde patient on the day after her operation, she asked him somewhat hesitantly just how long it would be before she could resume her sex life. Uh, I hadn't really thought about it replied the stunned surgeon. You're

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(59) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：你可以跟他们中任何一个结婚

One day a girl brings home her boyfriend and tells her father she wants to marry him. After talking to him for a while, he tells his daughter she can't do it because he's her half brother. The same problem happens again four more times! The girl star

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(48) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Speeding 超速

Traveling salesmen make their living visiting as many customers as possible. So speeding to get from one appointment to the next is not unheard-of. Which is how I got pulled over by a highway patrolman. Don't you ever look at the speedometer? the off

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(71) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：I'm sure it is fresh 我保证它很新鲜

A new restaurant opened in our town, so my husband, Walter, and I decided to try it. As the waitress took our order, Walter asked if the coffee was fresh. I'm sure it is, answered the waitress. We've only been open two weeks. 镇上开了家新餐馆，

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(98) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：It worked 真的有效

Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it. So Tom went to his doctor, the doctor gave him a pill and told him to take it

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(57) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：When a Tiger comes老虎来了

Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them. One of the guys takes out a pair of Nikes from his bag and starts to put them on. The other guy with a surprised look and exclaims, Do y

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(64) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：The best answer 最佳答案

A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out? The winning reply was: The one nearest the exit. 一份报纸组织了一场

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(54) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：I Lost 我输了

It was at a five oclock tea． A young man came to the hostess to apologize for his lateness． So good of you to come， Mr．Jones，and where is your brother？ You see we're very busy in the office and only one of us could come，so we tossed up

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(62) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

美第一夫人调侃总统笑话连篇

InthemiddleoftellingajokethatmostattheannualWhiteHouseCorrespondentsAssociationdinnerhadheardbefore,presidentBushwasinterruptedbytheFirstLadyLauraBush. 布什总统在白宫记者协会年度晚宴的讲

发表于:2019-01-30 / 阅读(77) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英语笑话：惭愧的士兵 Ashamed Soldier

Peter joined the army when he was eighteen, and for several months he was taught how to be a good soldier. He did quite well in everything except shooting. One day he and his friends were practicing their shooting, and all of them were doing quite we

发表于:2019-02-01 / 阅读(91) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

经典双语笑话 第81期:理由

Reasons 理由 One early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up. 一天清晨，妈妈去叫还在睡觉的儿子起床。 Wake up, son. 起来，儿子。 It's time to go to school. 去学校的时间到了。 But why? I don't wan

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(51) / 评论(0) 分类 经典双语笑话

经典双语笑话 第74期:上帝失踪了

God is Missing 上帝失踪了 There were two brothers who were always up to some mischief. 有两兄弟总是搞恶作剧。 If somebody had been locked up in his house, 如果有人被锁在自己的房子里， or if somebody's dog had been painte

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(50) / 评论(0) 分类 经典双语笑话
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