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(Previously on growing pains) Jason: Yes it seems that your grandmother and, uh, Wally: Wally. Jason: Wally, have set a wedding date. Grandma: On a cruise to the Caribbean. Mike: Not a bad commute. Ben: Mike, listen to this. Grandma: Whats this? Jas
(ringing of the phone) Ben hello Ben sievers residence. Carol, its your stupid boyfriend. Carol shut up Ben, just shut up. Hang up the phone Ben. Jason Ben, is your mom home yet? Ben nope Jason I thought I heard her car. Ben thats mike. He just wash
Maggie Ok well be back right after lunch. You have the number to the restaurant in case anything happens. Mike yeah, dont worry if ben and carol act up Ill slap em around a little bit. Just kidding dad. Jason lets go honey Mike divorced, boy Ben yea
Carol: It's your turn to take out the garba...hey! You know you can't listen in when Dad talks with one of his mental patients. Ben: He's not talking to a mental patient! It's Mom. Carol: Well that's probably worse. You still shouldn't snoop. Ben: I
Ben: Looking sharp dad. Jason: Well I have no choice. See your mother, a women in the high maintenance category, requires a top drawer evening. Ben: F.Y.I. dad, its popcorn-shrimp night at the sizzler. Jason: Well thanks but unfortunately three month
Ben: If Mike doesnt show up, can I have his ravioli? Everyone: No. Maggie: Where is Mike anyway? He's usually home from work by dinner time. Ben: They could have had an emergency at the carwash. Carol: An emergency. What a bug storm on the expresswa
Mike: Dad, look, I need a favour, I'm late for my night class and the car won't start. Jason: Ok, here. Take mine. Mike: Great! Jason: And I'm running low on gas. Here's a twenty. Mike: Oh, gee whiz dad. Thanks. Maggie: Jason that was Mike. Jason: I
Ed: And my thanks to you my good man. Taxi Driver: That's thirty four even. Ed: I'll be right back. Taxi Driver: Hey, if I knew I was going to have to wait, I wouldn't have turned off the meter. Ed: I know. (In his head) Oh god give me strength. (Al
Mike: Hey Ben, if this Amy girl that you are so hot for already said yes to the movie, then what's your problem? Yes! Alright, the pressure's on. You miss this, you've got C A R O. Ben: My problem is that mum and dad have never really officially s
Jason: I hate psychiatric conventions, Maggie. Bad food, boring speeches, three days of hell. Come with me; we'll have a blast. Maggie: As madcap as you make it sound, I can't. Jason: Mmmmm Maggie: Oh, honey, you're just upset because the program com
Public Announcement: Attention people; those interested in testifying at Nurse Downer's parole hearing should report to the office. Have a nice day. Luke: All right, there she is. The time to strike is now. Ben: Nothing weird hanging out of my nose?
TV He drives for the basket, two seconds, he's up, it's good! Mike Jason and Ben: (cheering) TV And the Knicks tie it up! We go into overtime! Jason: Alright here we go! Maggie: Jason! Chrissy and I are getting tired of waiting out in the car. You s
Ben: I can't believe it! I just can't believe it; Laura-Lynn standing me up, me! And on Valentine's Day. Carol: Ben, why do you keep going with Laura-Lynn if she makes you so miserable? I mean, I don't mean to sound judgmental but it makes you look
Maggie: Still no sign of Mike? I'm going to call the police. Jason: And what are you going to say? It's three am and our 18 year old son isn't home yet? Maggie: Your right, your right, he's in junior college for god's sakes. Jason: That's right. It'
Carol: This baby-care schedule really stinks. Ben: You gonna eat your cereal? Carol: No. This doesn't bother you? Ben: Not if I don't use your spoon. Mike: Morning house dwellers! And cave dweller. Hey, listen, did Mom leave for work yet? Carol: Wha
Ben: Tell me that's not Gorbachev. OK, it's resources. Iron; I can get one of those. Pottash. Mom, where do we keep the Pottash? Carol: She's in the bathroom. What is all this? Ben: You can't tell! Carol: A map of Russia, drawn by keeping a pen betw
Mike: Oh, this is a nightmare. It all started when I sold my parents a trip to Europe and I got one for free. That's when my troubles began. And that's when I met Amy. Amy: Do you realize that according to the itinerary, we're missing the grave of V
Jason: Mike! Mike! Mike! If you're in there, things'll go easier on you, if you come out now! But not much! You know, I stupidly assumed that it would be impossible for you to get in trouble, with your high school principle two years after you gradu
Jason: Maggie, if we don't leave now we are going to miss the start of that movie. Maggie: I don't care. I'm just going to see Mel Gibson. Jason: Remember Mike, Chrissy's bedtime is... Maggie: Right now. Mike: Hey! you told me it was in an hour. Chr