A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the

发表于:2018-12-08 / 阅读(59) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

懂得一门外语的重要性 A cat and her four kittens ran into a large dog. When the kittens cowered, the cat let out a series of loud barks, scaring the dog away. Turning to her kittens, the cat

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欺骗的代价 The Revenge Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he said to his wife:

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AprilFool'sDay N: Many years ago, on April 1, a body had birth. His father called him foolman, nobody like him except his mother. How time flies! F: Mum, I'm eithteen years old, so I will leave this family. Mum: All right, but please see me at times.

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horizontal a.水平的,地平线的 horn n.角,触角;号角,喇叭;角状物;警报器 horrible a.可怕的,恐怖的;讨厌的,糟透的 horror n.恐怖,战栗;讨厌的人 horse n.马 horsepower n.马力 hospital n.医院 hos

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Coincidence A woman was singing. One of the guests turned to a man by his side and criticized the singer. What a terrible voice! he said. Do you know who she is? Yes, was the answer. She is my wife. Oh, I beg your pardon. The man said, Of course her

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(63) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

A man is so addicted to gambling that he often comes home late. His wife never stops railing at him. Once he is detained at his office and comes home late. His wife accuses him of gambling again but he swears he was detained in his office. I pray to

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生活因为有了有了幽默才更加地丰富多彩和有趣,今天小编给大家带来一个英语幽默,保证让你既学到知识又愉悦了心情。 Two city folk were on a drive in the country, but got completely lost. Pulling over nex

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This Short Story The Fragrance is quite interesting to all the people. Enjoy reading this story. In a small town lived a wealthy merchant. He was very kind and charitable. He had a son, who had unfortunately fallen into a bad company. Many times the

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一、系统学习法速成训练 英语对于很多人来说都是老大难问题。如果采用系统学习法速成训练,能够很快提高。但是,在80分以后,必须要花时间精力体味

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Mom was very proud that she'd lost ten pounds. On the way to the store with my husband and me she talked of little else. We dropped her off in the lingerie department, but when we returned, we couldn't find her. Thinking she might be in the fitting r

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【原文】 The story goes that a certain court jester went too far one day and insulted his king. The king became so infuriated he sentenced the jester to be executed. His court prayed upon the king to have mercy for thes man who had served him wel

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Three Men in a Boat Three men were sitting on a park bench. The one in the middle was reading a newspaper; the others were pretending to fish. They baited imaginary hooks, cast lines and reeled in their catch. A passing policeman stopped to watch the

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A teacher was always so involved in the text being studied that he never looked up. He would call on a student for translation and explanation, and-without realizing it-he often chose the same student day after day. Out of respect, the student wouldn

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简单:见到即被理解。但是,它确切地是指什么?在这个幽默而又富含哲理的演讲中,George Whitesides找到了一个答案。

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What Are The Two Words? A very nice old lady had a few words to say to her granddaughter.My dear, said the old lady,I wish you would do something for me.I wish you would promise me never to use two words.One islousyand the other isswell.

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A store manager heard a clerk tell a customer.No,maam, we haven't had any for a while, and it doesn't look asif we'll be getting soon. Horrified,the manager came runningover to the customer and said,Of course, we'll have somesoon, W

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It's Not My Fault Mother (reprimanding her small daughter): You mustn't pull the cat's tail. Daughter: I'm only holding it, Mom. The cat's doing the pulling. 不是我的错 妈妈(正教训她的女儿):你不该拽猫的尾巴。 女儿:妈,

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King Guaire walked amid his court The palaceyard and riverside And there to three old beggars said, You that have wandered far and wide Can ravel out what's in my head. Do men who least desire get most, Or get the most who most desire? A begg

发表于:2019-03-11 / 阅读(224) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

The New Baby Mr.and Mrs.Taylor had a seven year old boy named Pat.Now Mrs.Taylor was expecting another child. Pat had seen babies in other people's houses and had not liked them very much,so he was not delighted about the news that there

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