Puzzle Abusinessmangotonanelevatorwithabusinesswoman. Shesmiledathimandsaid,T-G-I-F.Hesmiledbackandsaid,S-H-I-T. Thewomanwassurprisedandpuzzled. Shesaid,T-G-I-F , ThankGoodnessIt'sFriday,getit? Themananswered,Sorry,Honey,It'sThursday. Notes: 1.Abus

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PaperShredder ACEOstandinginfrontofapapershredderaskedayoungexecutiveforhelp. Hesaid , Thisisaverysensitiveandimportjuitdocument!Canyoumakethisthingwork? Certainly,saidtheyoungman.Heturnedthemachineon,pressedthebuttonandthepaperwentinside. TheCEOsa

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Tomtoldhisfriend,Mybrotherhasajobwithtenthousandpeopleunderhim. Hisfriendreplied,Wow!HemustbetheCEOofacorporation. Tomsaid,No , hecutsthegrassinacemetery. Notes: 1.Tomtoldhisfriend,Mybrotherhasajobwithtenthousandpeopleunderhim. 汤姆告诉他的明友

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Alittleboytoldhisdadheflunkedhismathtest. Thefatheraskedhissonwhy. Thekidreplied,Themathwhizwhositsnexttomewasabsentonthedayofthetest. Notes: 1.Alittleboytoldhisdadheflunkedhismathtest. 一个小男孩告诉他爸爸,他的数学考试没及格 . f

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Alittlegirlwaslost , soshewentuptoapolicemanandsaid,I'velostmymom! Thecopsaid,What'sshelike? Thelittlegirlreplied,Shoppingandgossiping! Notes: 1.Alittlegirlwaslost , soshewentuptoapolicemanandsaid,I velostmymom! 有一个小女孩儿走丢了,于

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Atrickygirlsaid,Mom , Igotaonehundredinschooltoday! Themomreplied,Great,sweetie,tellmeaboutit. Thegirlreluctantlysaid,Well , Igotatwentyinmath , athirtyinhistoryandafiftyinspelling. Notes: 1.Atrickygirlsaid,Mom , Igotaonehundredinschooltoday!

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Amanandhissonwereridinginthecar. Themansaidtohisson,Couldyoucheckandseeifthedirectionlightsareworkingonyoursideofthecar? Hissonlookedoutthewindowandsaid,Yes,no,yes,no,yes,no,yes,no... Notes: 1.Amanandhissonwereridinginthecar. 有一个男人和他儿子

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【生词预览】 lobster 龙虾, claw 爪子 【笑话原文】 BringMetheWinner Waiter,thislobsterhasonlyoneclaw. I'msorry,sir.Itmusthavebeeninafight. Well,bringmethewinnerthen. 【中文译文】 给我那个打赢的吧 服务员,这个龙虾只

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【生词预览】 vibrate 使震动, conscience 良心 【笑话原文】 TheAdvantageofNoise WhereverIdrovemyoldcarover55milesperhour,itvibratedterribly,soIdecidedtosellit.Myfirstcustomerwantedtobuythecar,andIbattledwithmyconscienceoverwhetherorn

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【生词预览】 hurry 催促, prohibit 禁止 【笑话原文】 AllRight Hurryingmy11-yearolddaughtertoschool,Imadearightturnataredlightwhenitwasprohibited. Uh-oh, Isaid,realizingmymistake. Ijustmakeanillegalturn. Iguessit'sallright, mydaughter

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BreakUp Agirljustbrokeupwithherboyfriend. Heyelled,You'llneverfindanyonelikemeagain! Thegirlanswered,Ishouldhopenot. Notes: 1.Agirljustbrokeupwithherboyfriend. 一个女孩刚和她的男朋支分手。 up 在这里当副词,用以强调事情的结束

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PackUp Anexcitedhusbandyelledtohiswife , Packupyourthings;Ijustwonthings;Ijustwonthelottery! Shereplied , HowmanydaysshouldIpackfor?Heanswered,Forever! Notes: 1.Anexcitedhusbandyelledtohiswife , Packupyourthings;Ijustwonthings;Ijustwonthelotter

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【生词预览】 direction 指示, exclaim 惊呼 【笑话原文】 YouHaven tFoundItyet? Amangotlostonthewaytothetheaterinasmalltown.Hestoppedatafarmhouse,whereawomangavehimexcellentdirections.Aweeklaterhewentbacktoseeanotherplay,gotlostagainan

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【生词预览】 breakfast 早餐, swim 游泳, wonder 想知道 【笑话原文】 WhyThreeTimes? Theteachertoldtheclassthestoryofamanwhoswamariverthreetimesbeforebreakfast. Johnnylaughed. Doyoudoubtthatagoodswimmercoulddothat?askedtheteacher.

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【生词预览】 Goethe 歌德, stroll 漫步, hostile 怀有敌意的 【笑话原文】 Goethe sTolerance GoethewasoncestrollingonanarrowpathinaparkinWeimar.Asluckwouldhaveit,hemetwithacriticwhowashostiletohim.Bothofthemstopped,staringateacho

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【生词预览】 entertain 招待 【笑话原文】 RoomTemperature ToentertainabusinesspartnerfromCalifornialastwinter,ItookhimtoarestaurantinBoston.Weorderedredwine,whicharrivedicycold,seeminglystraightfromtherefrigerator. Oh,miss, myguestsaidto

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【生词预览】 cafeteria 自助餐厅或食堂 【笑话原文】 TheWaytoKeepAwayFlies Therewasacustomerwhocameandaskedawaiterinacafeteria,Oh,tellme,Susan,howdoyoukeepallthefliesoutofyourcoffeeshop? Soshesaid,Ijustletthefliestastethestuff. 【中文

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【生词预览】 resident 住客, casually 漫不经心地 【笑话原文】 ARealWinner Oneresidentofourretirementcenterlovedtotalkpolitics.Followingtheelection,Iaskedhimifhe dpickedawinner. Well, hecasuallyreplied, themanIvotedforlost. Youseem

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【生词预览】 shin 胫骨, umptieth 第无数次的 【笑话原文】 WhatPositionDoYouPlay? AfterIhadinjuredoneofmyshinsfortheumptiethtime,mydoctorsuggestedIwearsomesortofprotection.RememberingtheshinguardsIworewhenIplayedsoccerover60yearsag

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【生词预览】 headcount 人口调查, bid (过去式 bade )告别, desperate 情急的, jumpsuit 连衣裤 【笑话原文】 IWanttoGetoutofHere Iwasreviewingmyclient scasewithhiminprisonwhenitwasannouncedthatvisitorshad15minutestolea

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