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IndustrialSpy Tenmenappliedforajobasanindustrialspy. Theinterviewergaveeachmanasealedenvelope. Theywereorderedtodeliverittothefifthfloor. Onemansecretlydisobeyedandopenedhisenvelope. Itread , You'retherightpersonforthisjob.Reporttothepersonneldepar
ARaise Anempolyeesaidtohisboss,I'vebeenhereforsixyearsdoingtwomen'sworkforoneman'spay.NowIwantaraise. Theemployerreplied,Well,Ican'tgiveyouaraise,butifyou'lltellmewhotheothermanis,I'llfirehim. Notes: 1.Anempolyeesaidtohisboss,I'vebeenhereforsixyearsd
Aguywascarryingaboxwhenhemethisfriend. Hesaid , GuesshowmanycakesIhaveinthisbox. Headded,GuesscorrectlyandI'llgiveyoubothofthem! Notes: 1.Aguywascarryingaboxwhenhemethisfriend. 一个男人遇到他朋友时正巧拿着一个盒子。 2.Hesaid ,
Whatcanapersonsaytocomplimentadonkey? Hey,niceass! Notes: 1.Whatcanapersonsaytocomlimentadonkey? 可以用什么样的语言来称赞一头驴呢? complimemt 是指一种社交上的赞词、恭维的。但是如果太过分的话,就变成了巴结
【生词预览】 callout 大喊 【笑话原文】 Whichwoman? OneeveningIdrovemyhusband'scartotheshoppingmall.Onmyreturn,Inoticedthathowdustytheoutsideofhiscarwasandcleaneditupabit.WhenIfinallyenteredthehouse,Icalledout. Thewomanwholovesyouthemost
Afathertoldhisson,WhenLincolnwasyouragehewalkedtenmilestoschooleveryday. Thekidreplied,Well , whenhewasyourage , hewaspresident! Notes: 1.Afathertoldhisson,WhenLincolnwasyouragehewalkedtenmilestoschooleveryday. 一个父亲告诉他的儿子:当林
Aconcernedteachersaid , IhopeIdon'tseeanyonelookingatanotherstudent'spaper. Astudentmurmuredtoanother,Wehopeyoudon'teither! Notes: 1.Aconcernedteachersaid , IhopeIdon'tseeanyonelookingatanotherstudent'spaper. 一位老师担心地说:希望不要
【生词预览】 tightfisted 吝啬的, stingy 小气的, Yama 阎罗王, escort 护送 【笑话原文】 TightfistedTilltheEnd Whenaverymiserlymannicknamedthestingyghostdiedandwenttohell,theYamaKingreproachedhim,saying,Youstingyghost!Whenyo
【生词预览】 dent 凹痕, wee 极小的, tailpipe 排气管 【笑话原文】 RolluptheWindowsFirst Awomangotadentinhercarandtookitintotherepairshop.Therepairmandecidedtohaveaweebitoffun.Sohetoldherallshehadtodowastotakeithomeandblowinthet
【生词预览】 maintenance 维修, cemetery 墓地 【笑话原文】 HeIsReallySomebody --Myunclehas1000menunderhim. --Heisreallysomebody.Whatdoeshedo? --Amaintenancemaninacemetery. 【中文译文】 他真是一个大人物 -- 我叔叔下面有
【生词预览】 cop 警察, viaduct 立交桥 【笑话原文】 IDon tSeeanyCops TwoKentuckiansweredrivingacontainercardownaroadwhentheycametoaviaduct.Thesignsaid10feet5inches,sotheygotouttomeasuretheirtruck.Unfortunately,thetruckwasjustover12f
【生词预览】 onesideofthecase 一面之词, excuse 使免除 【笑话原文】 OneSideoftheCaseAjudgeaskedourgroupofpotentialjurorswhetheranyoneshouldbeexcused,andonemanraisedhishand.Ican'thearoutofmyleftear,themantoldthejudge. Canyouhearout
GotoDance Ataparty,ahandsomemanwalkedovertoagirlandasked,Areyougoingtodance? Sheexcitedlyreplied,Yes! Heexcitedlysaid,Great!MayIhaveyourseat? Notes: 1.Ataparty,ahandsomemanwalkedovertoagirlandasked,Areyougoingtodance? 在一场派对上,有一个英俊
Smart Onewomansaidtoanother,Mydaughterissosmartthatshewaswalkingat7monthsold! Theotherreplied,That'snobigdeal.Mysonwassocleveratthatagehemadeuscarryhim. Notes: 1.Onewomansaidtoanother,Mydaughterissosmartthatshewaswalkingat7monthsold! 一个女人对另
【生词预览】 last 上一个, findout 发现 【笑话原文】 ALettertoHerSon DearSon, I mwritingthisslowbecauseIknowyoucan treadfast.Wedon tlivewherewedidwhenyouleft.Yourdadreadinthepaperthatmostaccidentshappenwithintwentymilesofhome,sowemo
【生词预览】 Michigan 密歇根洲, revolver 左轮手枪, bandit 土匪,强盗 【笑话原文】 NobodyMove! ApairofMichiganrobbersenteredarecordshopnervouslywavingrevolvers.Thefirstoneshouted, Nobodymove! Whenhispartnermoved,thestartle
【生词预览】 insane 疯狂的, asylum 精神病院, poke 刺 【笑话原文】 Thirteen Amaniswalkingbyaninsaneasylumandhearsalltheresidentschanting,Thirteen!Thirteen!Quitecuriousaboutallthis,hefindsaholeinthefence,looksinandsomeonepokeshi
【生词预览】 cab 出租车, hit 碰撞 【笑话原文】 KnowsBetter Amanwashitbyacabinthestreet.Hewasbroughttothehospital.Hiswifewhowasstandingupbyhisbed,saidtothedoctor: Ithinkthatheisveryill. Iamafraidthatheisdead.saidthedoctor. Hearingth
【生词预览】 donkey 驴, camp 营地, 【笑话原文】 ASmallBoyandADonkey AsmallboyleadingadonkeypassedbyanArmycamp.Acoupleofsoldierswantedtohavesomefunwiththelad. Whatareyouholdingontoyourbrothersotightfor,sonny? askedoneofthem. Sohewon
【生词预览】 nightmare 噩梦, man 操纵, tot 幼儿 【笑话原文】 That sMySon It severyairplanepassenger snightmare gettingstucknearacryingbaby.Iwasmanningtheticketcounteratabusyairportwhenthesoundofacryinginfantfilledtheair.Asthenex