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英文笑话：Be more polite 你应该学礼貌点

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英文笑话：Who is that woman? 那女人是谁？

The newlyweds entered the elevator of their Miami Beach hotel. The operator, a magnificent blonde, looked at them in surprise and said,

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英文笑话：Blind Date 相亲

After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave

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英文笑话：Five Hundred Times 五百遍

In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a scho

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英文笑话：Your horse called 马打电话

Your horse called 你的马打电话来了 A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan. He asks,

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英文笑话：好消息＆坏消息！

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings currently on display.

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英文笑话：It worked 真的有效！

Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it. So Tom went to his doctor, t

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英文笑话：Honest？诚实吗？

Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day.

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英文笑话：Very stupid robbers 两个笨贼

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英文笑话：Mommy is hitting the bottle

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英文笑话：a boy with a big head 大头娃娃

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英文笑话：我要表现得象位女士！

One day when womens dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store， a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered by frantic women. He s

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英文笑话：你停止打你老婆了吗?

This story is told of a browbeating counsel，who habitually endeavored to terrorize his opponent's witnesses． One witness rather tended to preface his replies with lengthy explanations． “I want‘

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英文笑话：How Long, Doctor? 要多久，医生？

When the surgeon came to see his blonde patient on the day after her operation, she asked him somewhat hesitantly just how long it would be before she could resume her sex life. Uh, I hadn't really th

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英文笑话：A Solution 从未准时的解决方案

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英文笑话：two seats 我需要用两个座位

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英文笑话：Parking Expenses 停车费

A businessman walked into a New York City bank and asked for the loan officer. He said he was going to Europe on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000. The loan officer said the bank woul

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英文笑话：他什么都没听到

He never heard a thing! Working at the post office, I'm used to dealing with a moody public. So when one irate customer stormed my desk, I responded in my calmest voice,

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英文笑话：Want a day off 想请一天假

Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office.

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英文笑话：Shave head 刮头

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