成长的烦恼第四季:The Loooove Boat Part 2

(Previously on growing pains) Jason: Yes it seems that your grandmother and, uh, Wally: Wally. Jason: Wally, have set a wedding date. Grandma: On a cruise to the Caribbean. Mike: Not a bad commute. Ben: Mike, listen to this. Grandma: Whats this? Jas

成长的烦恼第四季:Fortunate Son

Ben: If Mike doesnt show up, can I have his ravioli? Everyone: No. Maggie: Where is Mike anyway? He's usually home from work by dinner time. Ben: They could have had an emergency at the carwash. Carol: An emergency. What a bug storm on the expresswa

成长的烦恼第四季:Double Standard

Mike: Hey Ben, if this Amy girl that you are so hot for already said yes to the movie, then what's your problem? Yes! Alright, the pressure's on. You miss this, you've got C A R O. Ben: My problem is that mum and dad have never really officially s

成长的烦恼第七季:Don't Go Changing

Jason: I hate psychiatric conventions, Maggie. Bad food, boring speeches, three days of hell. Come with me; we'll have a blast. Maggie: As madcap as you make it sound, I can't. Jason: Mmmmm Maggie: Oh, honey, you're just upset because the program com

成长的烦恼第七季:The Five Fingers of Ben

Public Announcement: Attention people; those interested in testifying at Nurse Downer's parole hearing should report to the office. Have a nice day. Luke: All right, there she is. The time to strike is now. Ben: Nothing weird hanging out of my nose?

成长的烦恼第五季521

TV He drives for the basket, two seconds, he's up, it's good! Mike Jason and Ben: (cheering) TV And the Knicks tie it up! We go into overtime! Jason: Alright here we go! Maggie: Jason! Chrissy and I are getting tired of waiting out in the car. You s

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Ben: I can't believe it! I just can't believe it; Laura-Lynn standing me up, me! And on Valentine's Day. Carol: Ben, why do you keep going with Laura-Lynn if she makes you so miserable? I mean, I don't mean to sound judgmental but it makes you look

美女们的七大烦恼

7 Pains of Being Pretty Being pretty is not like riding on a smooth road where everything is beautiful, pristine and fair. Everything has its pros and cons, so has beauty. If you dont believe it, then you need to read on. Heres why being pretty comes

成长的烦恼第四季:Family Ties Part 1

Maggie: Still no sign of Mike? I'm going to call the police. Jason: And what are you going to say? It's three am and our 18 year old son isn't home yet? Maggie: Your right, your right, he's in junior college for god's sakes. Jason: That's right. It'

成长的烦恼第四季:The Nanny

Carol: This baby-care schedule really stinks. Ben: You gonna eat your cereal? Carol: No. This doesn't bother you? Ben: Not if I don't use your spoon. Mike: Morning house dwellers! And cave dweller. Hey, listen, did Mom leave for work yet? Carol: Wha

成长的烦恼第四季:In Carol We Trust

Mike: Oh hi guys. Maggie: Hi mike. Jason: Well, your timing is terrible. We just finished dinner. Maggie: Oh gosh. I didnt even realize it was dinner time. I've been working all day on my English term paper. Maggie: All day? Mike: Yeah, pretty much.

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Ben: Great Stinky, I'll meet you at the mall in twenty minutes. I'll be in women's underwear. No, I didn't get permission yet, but don't worry, it's no sweat. Mike: Benny, excuse me! Women's underwear! Ben: What's that for? I'm not gonna be wearing

成长的烦恼第五季513

Ben: Tell me that's not Gorbachev. OK, it's resources. Iron; I can get one of those. Pottash. Mom, where do we keep the Pottash? Carol: She's in the bathroom. What is all this? Ben: You can't tell! Carol: A map of Russia, drawn by keeping a pen betw

成长的烦恼第五季501

Mike: I got something I'd like to say. Grandma: Go ahead Mike. Mike: First I'd like to thank Mom and Dad and...and Grandma Erma and Grandpa Wally, for showing us all how great love and marriage really can be. And, I've also got kind of a surprise fo

成长的烦恼第七季:Bad Dad Cafe

Mike: Wow you guys must find this civil ore stuff pretty interesting to stay 5mins late. Mr. Tenneco: I believe I just did an involuntary fandangle. Mike: Yea Mr. Tenneco how can I help you. Mr. Tenneco: Actually I wanted to speak to your father. Mik

成长的烦恼第六季:Let's Go Europe 3

Mike: Oh, this is a nightmare. It all started when I sold my parents a trip to Europe and I got one for free. That's when my troubles began. And that's when I met Amy. Amy: Do you realize that according to the itinerary, we're missing the grave of V

成长的烦恼第六季:Roommates

Previously on Growing Pains. Maggie: So what happened to your State Teachers College? Mike: I'm not going. Jason: Exactly what's going on mike? Mike: I lied. Jason: You want that same rent. You want the Sever meal deal, then you've got to study some

成长的烦恼第二季:Employee of the Month

Mike: Ah, perfect! O, Ben! Ben! Ben: What? Mike: Hey, Ben, look! I need your help, OK? Here's what I want you to do, first... Ben: Is this gonna get me in trouble again? Mike: Ben, I'm your elder brother. No, I'd never get you into trouble. Maggie:

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Jason: Mike! Mike! Mike! If you're in there, things'll go easier on you, if you come out now! But not much! You know, I stupidly assumed that it would be impossible for you to get in trouble, with your high school principle two years after you gradu

成长的烦恼第六季:Daddy Mike

Jason: Maggie, if we don't leave now we are going to miss the start of that movie. Maggie: I don't care. I'm just going to see Mel Gibson. Jason: Remember Mike, Chrissy's bedtime is... Maggie: Right now. Mike: Hey! you told me it was in an hour. Chr