英语笑话听力+文本：CEO 总裁

Tomtoldhisfriend,Mybrotherhasajobwithtenthousandpeopleunderhim. Hisfriendreplied,Wow!HemustbetheCEOofacorporation. Tomsaid,No ， hecutsthegrassinacemetery. Notes: 1.Tomtoldhisfriend,Mybrotherhasajobwithtenthousandpeopleunderhim. 汤姆告诉他的明友

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英语笑话听力+文本：Ninety Years Old 90岁

Adoctorexaminedhispatientandsaid,Youshouldlivetobeninety. Thepatientsobbed ， Doctor,Iamninety. TheDocreplied,See?Iwasright. Notes: 1.Adoctorexaminedhispatientandsaid,Youshouldlivetobeninety. 一位医生在给他的病人做完检查后说：你应该

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英语笑话听力+文本：Sickness 疾病

Anintervieweraskedanapplicant ， Yourapplicationsaysyouleftyourlastjobbecauseofsickness.Couldyouexplainthat,please? Thecandidatereplied ， Sure.Mybossgotsickandtiredofme. Notes: 1.Anintervieweraskedanapplicant ， Yourapplicationsaysyouleftyourlast

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英语笑话听力+文本：Four-letter Word 四个字母的单词

Apatientsaid ， Doc ， duringmyoperationIheardyouuseafour-letterwordthatscaredmeverymuch. Thesurgeonreplied ， Whatwordwasthat? Iheardyousay ， 'Oops!'thepatientanswered. Notes: 1.Apatientsaid ， Doc ， duringmyoperationIheardyouuseafour letter

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英语笑话听力+文本：Waiter 服务生

Anangrycustomerinarestaurantsaidthistoawaiter.What'sthemeaningofthiscockroachinmysoup? Hereplied,Sir ， I'mawaiter,notafortune-teller. Notes: 1.Anangrycustomerinarestaurantsaidthistoawaiter. 在餐厅里，一位生气的顾客对一位服务生这样

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英语笑话听力+文本：AM radio 调幅收音机

Iknewaguywhoplayedhisradioonlyinthemorning. Whensomeoneaskedhimwhy ， hereplied,ThisisanAMradio. Notes: 1.Iknewaguywhoplayedhisradioonlyinthemorning. 我认识一个人，他只在早上收听广播。 2.Whensomeoneaskedhimwhy ， hereplied,Thisisan

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英语笑话听力+文本：Idiot Boss 笨蛋老板

Nowadaysmanyemployeesliketocomplainabouttheiridiotboss. Whattheydon'trealizeisthatifthestupidbosswerealittlesmarter,they'dlosetheirjobs. Notes: 1.Nowadaysmanyemployeesliketocomplainabouttheiridiotboss. 现今许多员工喜欢抱怨他们的笨蛋老板

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英语笑话听力+文本：Two Idiots 两个白痴

Twoguysareoutplayinggolf. Theyseetwoothermenfishingonanearbylake. Onegolfersaystotheother,Checkoutthosetwoidiotsfishingintherain! Notes: 1.Twoguysareoutplayinggolf. 两个男人外出打高尔夫球。 out 是副词，但也可以置于 be 动词后作

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英语笑话听力+文本：Paper Shredder 碎纸机

PaperShredder ACEOstandinginfrontofapapershredderaskedayoungexecutiveforhelp. Hesaid ， Thisisaverysensitiveandimportjuitdocument!Canyoumakethisthingwork? Certainly,saidtheyoungman.Heturnedthemachineon,pressedthebuttonandthepaperwentinside. TheCEOsa

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英语笑话听力+文本：Industrial Spy 产业间谍

IndustrialSpy Tenmenappliedforajobasanindustrialspy. Theinterviewergaveeachmanasealedenvelope. Theywereorderedtodeliverittothefifthfloor. Onemansecretlydisobeyedandopenedhisenvelope. Itread ， You'retherightpersonforthisjob.Reporttothepersonneldepar

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英语笑话听力+文本:Responsible 责任感

Responsible Aninterviewertoldanapplicant ， Weneedaresponsibleperson. Theapplicantreplied ， Thatdescribesmeexactly. Headded ， MypreviousbosssaidIwasresponsibleforeverythingthatwentwrong. Notes: 1.Aninterviewertoldanapplicant ， Weneedaresponsib

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英语笑话听力+文本：Free of Charge 免费

FreeofCharge Oneday,abossarrivedearlyatworkandfoundhisassistantkissinghissecretary,Heyelled,IsthiswhatIpayyoufor? Theassistantanswered,No,sir,thisIdofreeofcharge. Notes: 1.Oneday,abossarrivedearlyatworkandfoundhisassistantkissinghissecretary 某天，有

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英语笑话听力+文本：Puzzle 困惑

Puzzle Abusinessmangotonanelevatorwithabusinesswoman. Shesmiledathimandsaid,T-G-I-F.Hesmiledbackandsaid,S-H-I-T. Thewomanwassurprisedandpuzzled. Shesaid,T-G-I-F ， ThankGoodnessIt'sFriday,getit? Themananswered,Sorry,Honey,It'sThursday. Notes: 1.Abus

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英语笑话听力+文本：一个真正热爱国家的人

Unit5 A True Patriot 第五节 一个真正热爱国家的人 The airplane was obviously in trouble. 飞机显然出了问题。 One engine was on fire, another was sputtering, 一个引擎着火，另一个嘎嘎作响， and the machine was slowly,

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英语笑话听力+文本：听到那样真令人难过

Unit4 Sorry to hear that 第四节听到那样真令人难过 A foreign visitor touring the great American West came across an Indian with his ear pressed to the ground. 一位外国游客到美国大西部游览，碰到一个印第安人把耳朵紧贴

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英语笑话听力+文本：财政学的一课

Unit3 A lessons in finance 第三节 财政学的一课 Smith was the manager of a construction company and was taking bids on a new project. 史密斯是一家建设公司的经理，他正负责一个新工程的招标案。 The first bidder was a

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英语笑话听力+文本：黑人英语

Unit2 Black English 第二节 黑人英语 The black couple already had eight children, 一对黑人夫妇已有八个小孩， and Lula May was pregnant with her ninth. 而鲁拉梅又怀了第九个小孩, Finally she convinced her husband to get a

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英语笑话听力+文本：The Mean Man's Party 吝啬鬼餐会

The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot. Why use my elbow and foot

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英语笑话听力+文本：Keys to Success 成功的关键

One day a father was teaching his son and said, The keys to your success are keeping your word and cleverness. Once you give somebody a promise, you must carry it out on matter what will happen. This is called 'keeping one's words.' What is clevernes

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英语笑话听力+文本：How did you start the flood? 你是怎么引起洪水的？

A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met a lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there. The lawyer replied, I'm here because my house burned down, and the insurance company paid for everything. What are you doing here? That's quite a coinciden

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