时间:2018-12-26 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."



"Why use my elbow and foot?"



"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"



一个声名狼藉的小气鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说:“你上到五楼,用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了后,再用你的脚把门推开。”



“为什么我要用我的肘和脚呢?”



“天哪!” 吝啬鬼回答,“你总不会空着手来吧?”



学英语单词
abashing
acquirer
adaptive (perceived) colour shift
age of the universe
antenna resonance frequency
appendices pyloricae
Arthrographis
at-hind
aversable
avitara
Barjora
beam well
beat the system
betson
Bicsérd
bill unaccompanied by document
brantner
broad sense Mathieu function
buttercup family
cereal starch
China ink
claw weeder
Colvasone
come from Missouri
cosmic-induced radiation
cyclic life
D display
de-aired brick
dickeys
documents-only
donall
DR. DOS
effective wave number
ESTL
ethomoxane
expose to
faced hammer
flat nick
flyin
formicococcus cinnamomi
free medical service
GAOR
gbr
Gehrden
glost-fired
Hamilton Bank
heckart
high boiling
infoword office
intrawest
isonicotinylhydrazide
Karakum
letter openers
long wearing
Loris gracilis
losing one's temper
Luther condition
marketing technology
multichannel photometer
myasthenia graviss
normal probability function
NRZ (nonreturn-to zero) logic
numbest
oelschlager
oil absorbency
oyster tongs
patternings
Peyer's plaques
phthalylsulfamethoxypyridazine
pre record
pregnant mare serum hormone
preyer
proactive management
quasi-liquid
quinolinic acid
rain or shine
reageing
register-controlled system
remigial region
rhabdosphere
rim-bearing swing bridge
roundnose flounder
Rubia L.
salotto
satellorb
spent fuel assembly
splash-landing
split-ring clutch
st-506 disk interface
storage vat
subsoil survey
tartrethylic
theorizers
three-dimensional laser radar
transparency glaze
turksrug
Tylophora secamonoides
up-leg
Ust-Kamenogorsk
vamose
whuss
Yield spread strategies