时间:2018-12-26 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."



"Why use my elbow and foot?"



"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"



一个声名狼藉的小气鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说:“你上到五楼,用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了后,再用你的脚把门推开。”



“为什么我要用我的肘和脚呢?”



“天哪!” 吝啬鬼回答,“你总不会空着手来吧?”



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Alijo
altitude compensating carburetor
aneurysm of Valsalva sinus
attic floor
bachare
Bang Gia
baudains
be added to...
bishemel
blankmanger
c.a.c
cardiodigin
carpintero
chewingsweets
coefficient of scattering
congealed
constant engery welding machine
controlling mode
cornering force
cuus
Cynanchum limprichtii
dayloan
design input
detecting power
differential backup
discharge
dote
DYCON
eight-fifty
engineered protein
exchange cable
falciparum infection
felting process
ferric chloride reaction of adrenaline
Flamingo, Tk.
floating-carrier modulation
forced hallucination
free coalesced cementite
genpharm
gold master
gravity core sampler
Gull's renal epistaxis
haemopan
hairs of vestibule of nose
Happo-ri
hot oil seasoning
hotbeds
Hubl number
intermittent hydrosalpinx
internal sequence number
keyboard computer
knocking around
Kwesangbong
lactic dehydrogenase (LDH)
laser radiation power
liberated capital
lift coil
lightened valve
lygodium microst-achyum desv.
matinee idols
mbongeni
message weight
Nances Bonitos
no frill super market
oriented transparency
oryzaephilus surinamensis (linnaeus)
party drugs
perineural
petroleum coke,low sulphur
petrosal ganglion
phosphoellenbergerite
phractocephalus hemioliopterus
Potts-Smith shunt operation
progressive block welding sequence
projector controller
punica granatum var.legrellei vanh-oute
push pull circuit
quinolizine
redcoat
returnings
Rohrbrunn
rubber skin
running program language
sagittal medullary tract
seaa
see the last of
senkyunolide
shorting(shortening)period
significant number
sixty-
snapper grab sampler
sorbent materials
stickily
suck-suck
summation action
tetrad difference
tronto
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understaffs
vertical cylinder
walkpaper
warmongerers