时间:2018-12-26 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."



"Why use my elbow and foot?"



"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"



一个声名狼藉的小气鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说:“你上到五楼,用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了后,再用你的脚把门推开。”



“为什么我要用我的肘和脚呢?”



“天哪!” 吝啬鬼回答,“你总不会空着手来吧?”



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abdominal breathing
aftermost oar
antibiotic bacteria
attachment of lashing
automatic error indication
Balmartin
batter's box
beaver yarn
Bi-fuel vehicle
binary traversal
boost up
broadsider
buffet cars
cancellation of validity of verification
capsaicins
centering of shafting by calculation
cerebral index
collection point
compressibility factor expressed by three parameters
concupiscency
context-free rewriting rule
cross wall
cut the grass under someone's feet
cystopyic
deepfreeze
Delft I.
discretely timed signal
Dupuytren's splint
DVOR
elastoviscometer
eucapnia
Euphorbia caput-medusae
external interrupt
fibro-palagonite
fletazepam
floral tribute
fluorinated water
front intermontane basin
gauchats
Gimo
gloomed
Gray-winged
haematoblastic
half-million
historical change
hollow boring bit
host-host layer (in dpa architecture)
in the area
injectibility
inter-train pause
isopenicillin
lactoovovegetarian
Lady Barron
landing light
latitudinal running board
licuraside
liquid composite
Lonoke County
malaccas
malacothamnus fasciculatuss
maricara
measuring pipet
modal matrix
multigroup theory
neccessaries
nikau palm
Os pelvicum
osseoalbuminoid
Pallaresa, R.
Panicum maximum
photo realistic rendering
point of engagement
polymer medium
polyvalent officer
Poole Bay
proberberine
provisional regulations of rate control of motor transportation
rag-and-bone
ramus superfic. dors. n. lat. metaot.
Rau-sed
recording sensitivity
river-made lake
San Rafael National Park
savitsky
scoopfish
scoring aid
short-time change
single acting centrifugal pump
single-stage centrifugal
stagnation zone
switching spike
task message receiver routine
throw away something
to wind
transtegmental
tripeptidyls
TRZ
Updike
vantiem
Venae paraumbilicales
VSHD
wobble pump