时间:2018-12-26 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."



"Why use my elbow and foot?"



"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"



一个声名狼藉的小气鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说:“你上到五楼,用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了后,再用你的脚把门推开。”



“为什么我要用我的肘和脚呢?”



“天哪!” 吝啬鬼回答,“你总不会空着手来吧?”



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a slice of ham
acryloyl
adjustment problems of adoptive children
Aeonium
Arbeost
arrears of wages
artow
Backseat Browser
battle-clad
be bound up with
bisphosphine
catchphrases
catheter-related
class density function
clerical work
cloud-seeding agent
cochineal figs
coming into force
computational element
cooeyed
cooperative shop
dab hands
Deptford Pink
diphenylmethylpiperazine
double-seated ball valve
electrial resistance welding tube
endearing to
eupatrid
Eustrongylus visceralis
fibre composite
final and binding
Fremantle Doctor
fusspot
genus Smyrnium
geocentric right ascension
governed word
Hemipilia cordifolia
Homocodon
Humboldt County
infrared beam splitter
infrasonic wave
insulation classification
introes
Kalantonin
kimmy
life-boat
line reactance
lla
long rear-pivoting boom
longitudinal current
low-foaming detergent
lubricator shank
Lumbayao
lupus erythmatosus
m-xxl
mesencephalic nucleus of trigeminal nerve
metallurgical contacting system
modular multiplication
nevus lipomatosus cutaneous superficialis
nueleoside phosphorylase
once-through cooling
operating current
parnells
peanut worms
peonages
periodontal therapeutics
pile poisoning
position-setting
pregnadienediol
preponderence
press-fit package
promisest
protoporphirin
pyramis ossis temporalis
relaxed synthesis
rhizoma graminis
rie-grass
salia effervescentia
scalar field
scale infrared thodolite
scraggles
sedentary benthos
shelled corn drier
shmuks
single-lane channel
speak ... language
spinto
stavings
strawberry capillary hemangioma
Sulpiril
t-series
Tagânt, Rég.du
teleost muscle trajectories
temperature-dependent resistor
to loot
trister
turn-allocations
u-bolt
umbrosity
void structure
vovak
worm thrust bearing