英语笑话：English Joke - A Sentence That Starts with "I"

In the classroom the teacher is asking a student to do something. Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with I. Student: I is the ... Teacher: Stop! Never put is after I. Always put 'am' after I. Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

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英语笑话：English Joke - A Wooden Leg

My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith. So I asked him, What was the name of his other leg? Why is this funny? It's funny because of the confusion between these two phrases; a man with a wooden leg and a wooden leg named Smith. Li

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英语笑话：English Joke - Good News & Bad News

A man receives a phone call from his doctor. The doctor says, I have some good news and some bad news. The man says, OK, give me the good news first. The doctor says, The good news is, you have 24 hours to live. The man replies, Oh no! If that's the

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英语笑话：The Greatest Detective 最伟大的侦探

The Greatest Detective A little boy asked his dad, Do you know who the greatest detective in the world is? His father replied, Know her say, I married her! Notes: 1. A little boy asked his dad, Do you know who the greatest detective in the world is? 一

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英语笑话：Headache 头痛

Headache A male panda bear told his wife, What do you mean you have a headache? We're an endangered species. Notes: 1. A male panda bear told his wife, What do you mean you have a headache? 一只公熊猫对他妻子说：你说你头疼是什么意思

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英语笑话听力$#$文本：Unromantic 不解风情

Excrcise Mrs.Smithcouldn'tgetherhusbandtoexcrcise. SheaskedMrs.Joneswhatsheshoulddo. Mrs.Jonesreplied,Tapetheremotecontrolbetweenhistoes. Notes: 1.Mrs.Smithcouldn'tgetherhusbandtoexcrcisc. 史密斯太太没办法说服她的丈夫锻炼身体。 get

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英语笑话听力+文本：Pack Up 打包

PackUp Anexcitedhusbandyelledtohiswife ， Packupyourthings;Ijustwonthings;Ijustwonthelottery! Shereplied ， HowmanydaysshouldIpackfor?Heanswered,Forever! Notes: 1.Anexcitedhusbandyelledtohiswife ， Packupyourthings;Ijustwonthings;Ijustwonthelotter

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英语笑话听力+文本：Shake Hands 握手

ShakeHands Awifesaidthistoherhusband.Honey,doyouknowhowcloseIcametomarryingSambeforeImarriedyou? Hereplied ， NowIknowwhyhesmilesandshakesmyhandsowarmlywheneverwemeet. Notes: 1.Awifesaidthistoherhusband. 有一个妻子对他丈夫说。 2.Honey,doy

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英语笑话听力+文本：Husband 丈夫

Husband Akidaskedhismom,Isittrue?Myteachersaidinsomeaboriginalareasawomandoesn'tknowherhusbanduntiltheymarry. Themothersighed ， Ithappensineverysociety? Notes: 1.Akidaskedhismom,Isittrue? 一个孩子问她的妈妈：那是真的吗？ 2.Myteacher

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英语笑话听力+文本：Break Up 分手

BreakUp Agirljustbrokeupwithherboyfriend. Heyelled,You'llneverfindanyonelikemeagain! Thegirlanswered,Ishouldhopenot. Notes: 1.Agirljustbrokeupwithherboyfriend. 一个女孩刚和她的男朋支分手。 up 在这里当副词，用以强调事情的结束

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英语笑话听力+文本：Smart 聪明

Smart Onewomansaidtoanother,Mydaughterissosmartthatshewaswalkingat7monthsold! Theotherreplied,That'snobigdeal.Mysonwassocleveratthatagehemadeuscarryhim. Notes: 1.Onewomansaidtoanother,Mydaughterissosmartthatshewaswalkingat7monthsold! 一个女人对另

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英语笑话听力+文本：Go to Dance 跳舞

GotoDance Ataparty,ahandsomemanwalkedovertoagirlandasked,Areyougoingtodance? Sheexcitedlyreplied,Yes! Heexcitedlysaid,Great!MayIhaveyourseat? Notes: 1.Ataparty,ahandsomemanwalkedovertoagirlandasked,Areyougoingtodance? 在一场派对上，有一个英俊

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英语笑话听力+文本：Bachelor 单身汉

Bachelor Abachelorjoinedacomputerdatingservice. Heaskedthecomputertofindhimasmall,cutecompanionwholoveswatersportsandenjoysgroupactivities. Thecomputeradvised:Marryapenguin. Notes: 1.Abachelorjoinedacomputerdatingscrvice. 有一个单身汉参加了一

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英语笑话听力+文本：Kissing Fool 接吻高手

KissingFool Aboylikedtobragabouthowromantichewas. Ashekissedhisgalhesaid ， Iamakissingfool. Shereplied,AndI'mkissingafool. Notes: 1.Aboylikedtobragabouthowromantichewas. 有一个男孩喜欢吹嘘自己有多浪漫。 brag 指吹噓，自夸，在用

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英语笑话听力+文本：High-tech Cameras 高科技相机

High-techCameras Haveyouheardaboutthelatestinhigh-techcameras? TheJapanesehaveanewsuper-fastcamera. It'ssoquickitcanphotographawomanwithhermouthclosed. Notes: 1.Haveyouheardaboutthelatestinhigh-techcameras? 你听说有关高科技相机的最新消息

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英语笑话听力+文本：Poisonous Juice 有毒果汁

PoisonousJuice Awomanandherbrother-in-lawcouldnevergetalong. Onedayshesaidtohim,Ifyouweremyhusband ， I'dputpoisoninyourjuice? Hereplied,IfIwereyourhusband,I'ddrinkthatjuice. Notes: 1.Awomanandherbrother-in-lawcouldnevergetalong. 有个女人和她的

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英语笑话听力+文本：Three Engineers 三个工程师

ThreeEngineers Therewerethreeengineersridingalonginacar. Theywereanelectricalengineer,amechanicalengineerandacomputerengineer. Suddenly ， thecarbrokedown. Theelectricalengineersaid,Maybeit'sadeadbattery. Themechanicalengineersaid ， Maybethefanbel

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英语笑话：Wee Hours 凌晨

Wee Hours A man asked his doctor, Doc, my wife has lost her voice. How can I help her get it back? The doctor replied, Try coming home at four in the morning! Notes: 1. A man asked his doctor, Doc, my wife has lost her voice. 一个男人问他的医生

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英语笑话听力+文本：哪有人能弯腰弯那么低的啊

【生词预览】 jovial 和善的， blurt 脱口而出， stoop 弯腰 【笑话原文】 HowCouldAnyoneStoopSoLow OurmanagerattherestaurantwhereIworkedwasamuchbeloved,jovialman.Buttherewasonesubjectyoudidn'tdarediscussinfrontofhim--hisheight.Or,s

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英语笑话听力+文本：如果我是一个经理

【生词预览】 assign 指定， composition 作文 【笑话原文】 IfIAmAManager Onedayinclass,theteacherassignedhisstudentstowriteacomposition--IfIAmaManager.Allthestudentsbegantowriteexceptaboy.Theteacherwenttohimandaskedthereason. Iamwaitin

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