时间:2018-12-26 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课



Bachelor


 


A bachelor joined a computer dating service.


 


He asked the computer to find him a small, cute companion who loves water sports and enjoys group activities.


 


The computer advised: "Marry a penguin."


 


 


Notes:


 


1.A bachelor joined a computer dating scrvice.


 


有一个单身汉参加了一个电脑配对服务。


 


bachelor n. 单身汉 date v.与异性的约会


 


2.He asked the computer to find him a small, cute companion who loves water sports and enjoys group activities.


 


他要求电脑帮他找一个热爱水上运动、喜欢团体活动而且娇小可爱的伴侣。


"find"在这里是“找…给(某人)”的意思,如:find him good jab = find a good job for him (为他找一份好工作)。


 


cute adj.可爱的 companion n.同伴


 


3.The computer advised: "Marry a penguin."


 


电脑的建议是:“和企鹅结婚。”


 


penguin n.企鹅




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