英语笑话：English Joke - Good News & Bad News
时间：2018-12-26 作者：英语课 分类：英语笑话（MP3+文本）
英语课
A man receives 1 a phone call from his doctor.
The doctor says, "I have some good news 2 and some bad news."
The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."
The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."
The man replies 3, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"
The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot 4 to call you yesterday."
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receives
v.收到( receive的第三人称单数 )；接到；接纳；接待
参考例句：
The hospital receives a good deal of money in donations. 这家医院收到捐赠来的大笔款项。 来自《简明英汉词典》
China Daily receives dispatches from all parts of the world. 《中国日报》收到世界各地发来的电讯。 来自《现代汉英综合大词典》
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news
n.新闻，消息
参考例句：
No news is good news.没有消息就是好消息。
I like reading hot news.我喜欢读热点新闻。
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replies
n.回答，答复( reply的名词复数 )；反应；报复（行动）；[法律]答辩v.[法律]（原告对被告）答辩( reply的第三人称单数 )；反响；作答；（以行动）做出反应
参考例句：
He would give only monosyllabic replies, such as "Yes" and "No". 他只肯给予极简短的回答，例如“是”和“否”。 来自《简明英汉词典》
"Never mind, " he replies, "1'm not afraid of infection. “病有什么要紧呢，我是不怕传染的。” 来自汉英文学 - 中国现代小说
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forgot
v.动词forget的过去式，忘记，遗漏，轻忽
参考例句：
The boy forgot where he put his textbook.那男孩忘记把课本放在什么地方了。
I forgot how to do it.我忘记怎样做了。
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v.收到( receive的第三人称单数 )；接到；接纳；接待
- The hospital receives a good deal of money in donations. 这家医院收到捐赠来的大笔款项。 来自《简明英汉词典》
- China Daily receives dispatches from all parts of the world. 《中国日报》收到世界各地发来的电讯。 来自《现代汉英综合大词典》