英语笑话：A snail 一只蜗牛

A snail A snail crossing the road was run over by a turtle. Later at the hospital he regained consciousness and was asked what happened. It happened so fast I cant remember, the snail replied. Notes: 1. A snail crossing the road was run over by a tur

英语笑话：Three gorillas 三只猩猩

Three gorillas Three gorillas fell out of a tree one by one. The first one was sick, the second was being a copycat and the third gave in to peer pressure. Notes: 1. Three gorillas fell out of a tree one by one. 有三只猩猩一个一个地从树上掉

英语笑话：drink coffee 喝咖啡

drink coffee One guy said to his doctor, Every time I drink coffee, my right eye hurts a lot. What do you suggest I do? The doctor replied, Just take the spoon out of your cup. Notes: 1. One guy said to his doctor, Every time I drink coffee, my right

英语笑话：Only in the States 只有在美国

Only in the States Only in the States can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only Americans order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a Diet Coke. Only in the U.S.A. do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. Notes:

英语笑话：scorecard 记分卡

scorecard I used to play golf with a guy that cheated all the time. I remember once he had a hole-in-one and wrote down zero on his scorecard! Notes: 1. I used to play golf with a guy that cheated all the time. 我以前经常和一个老是作弊的家

英语笑话：mailed photo 邮寄照片

mailed photo A motorist received a picture of his car speeding and a $100 speeding ticket. He sent the police station a picture of $100. The police responded with another mailed photo: handcuffs. Notes: 1. A motorist received a picture of his car spe

英语笑话：fifty bucks 五十元

fifty bucks Tom asked Sam，Can you lend me fifty bucks? I only have forty，Sam replied. Tom said, Give me the forty and you can owe me ten. Notes: 1. Tom asked Sam，Can you lend me fifty bucks? 汤姆问山姆：你可以借我50元钱吗？ lend指

英语笑话：Two hunters 两个猎人

Two hunters Two hunters met a giant bear in the forest, and one put his sneakers on right away. The other hunter said，That's no use because you'll never outrun this bear. The other replied, All I have to do is outrun you! Notes: 1. Two hunters met

英语笑话：tourist 白宫的观光客

tourist Do you know what Americans call a person in the White House who is intelligent, honest and modest? The answer is a tourist. Notes: 1. Do you know what Americans call a person in the White House who is intelligent, honest and modest? 你知道美

英语笑话：bill 议案

bill A White House assistant asked the President this question. She said, What are we gonna do about the new abortion bill, sir? He replied, Shhhhh, keep it down. Justpay it! Notes: 1. A White House assistant asked the President this question. 一个白

听笑话学英语:Election Day 选举日

Election Day A five-year-old asked his dad this question, What is the holiday that comes after Halloween when you have turkey? The father quickly answered, Election Day. Notes: 1. A five-year-old asked his dad this question, 有一个5岁的孩于这样

英语笑话：the meaning of politics 政客的含义

the meaning of politics Guess what the true meaning of politics is. Poli is a Latin term meaning many and tics are bloodsucking creatures. Notes: 1. Guess what the true meaning of politics is. 猜猜看政治的真正含义是什么？ 2. Poli is a L

英语笑话：intelligent dolphin 聪明的海豚

intelligent dolphin Some animals are smarter than humans. Take the intelligent dolphin as an example. After just a few weeks in captivity, it can train humans to throw it fish. Notes: 1. Some animals are smarter than humans. 有一些动物比人类还

英语笑话：English Jokes - 4 More English Riddles

Q: What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter? A: An envelope. Q: If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become? A: Wet. Q: What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? A: A stick. Q: What is white when it's dirty a

英语笑话：English Joke - Punishment

A student is talking to his teacher. Student: Would you punish me for something I didn`t do? Teacher: Of course not. Student: Good, because I haven't done my homework.

英语笑话：English Joke - The Second Opinion

English Joke - The Second Opinion The doctor to the patient: You are very sick. The patient to the doctor: Can I get a second opinion? The doctor again: Yes, you are very ugly too.

英语笑话：English Joke - Telephone

A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up. Wow!, said her father, That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened? Wrong number, replied the girl.

英语笑话：English Joke - The Perfect Son

A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he ever come home late? A: No, he doesn't. B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he? A: He will be six months old

英语笑话：Ghost Riddles

Q: What does a ghost eat for dessert? A: I scream. (Ice cream) Q: Where does a ghost mail his letters? A: At the ghost office. (Post office) Q: What did the ghost mail home while on vacation? A: Ghostcards. (Post cards) Q: What amusement park ride do

英语笑话：English Joke - The Biggest Lie

Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, Why are you arguing? One boy answers, We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie. You should be ashamed of yourselves, said the teacher