时间:2018-12-26 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

Q: What does a ghost eat for dessert?

A: I scream. (Ice cream)



Q: Where does a ghost mail his letters?

A: At the ghost office. (Post office)



Q: What did the ghost mail home while on vacation?

A: Ghostcards. (Post cards)



Q: What amusement park ride does a ghost like best?

A: The roller ghoster. (Roller coaster)



Q: What do you say to a ghost with three heads?

A: Hello, hello, hello.



Q: What's the difference between a ghost and a butcher 1?

A: One stays awake and the other weighs a steak.



1 butcher
n.屠夫,肉商,小贩;vt.屠宰,屠杀
  • A butcher needs sharp knives.屠夫需利刃。
  • He was as great a butcher as the world has been.他是有史以来最大的杀人狂。
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a succession of
abunidazole
active homing
aedes (cancraedes) penghuensis
Ajaniopsis
apokatastasis
approximate reverberation deconvolution (ard)
authority competent authorities
auxiliary equipment of nuclear power plant
baby doll
borrage
burunduki
bush dermatitis
buttoned-down
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cerebral eclampsia
Changdeokgung
cheyne-stokes nystagmus respiration
cigaie
clearing house loan certificates
coarse plain emery wheel
Coonawarra
cranse
crosswind
CSRS (core spray recirculation system)
cycads
cylindrical radiation furnace
Deep Shit
diagnosis roentgen
disdrainage test
eforms
elephant trunks
flashpoints
flux density spectrum
Gastrochilus
genetic variations
give ... life for
glomerular hematuria
glycidaldehyde
haemothorax
hapalogeny maculatus
IIW
ill-conditioning problem
injected system
Instagram
internal wage differentials
inverted triangle
ionic speaker
khalasah (qiryat shemona)
licats
longways dance
lower class boundary
LSAT Law School Admission Test
machinename
manazon
master of one's fate
master VTR
maximum melting capacity
mesh heater
mill-types
minute chronograph
mixed treaty
mobile automatic manure crane
moilere
monotowns
multiple emitter transistor
naphthacenes
Navadwip(Nabadwip)
Nenndorf
noctograph
o-propylphenol
Penal Laws
periomphalic
phytobiomass
quadrocopter
radial grinding
Ramus glandularis anterior
reduction to flux
reedy marshes
rod strainghtener
Santa Luce
sarcophaga formosensis
satisfying criteria
Sc.B.
scleroblastema
shawangunks
sheet dimensions
shhh
shoder
sinister-looking
spirit roads
spongy brake pedal
staying off
stress-relieving cavity
stropharia cf. aeruginosa
the next thing I knew
tris-hydroxy-methylamino-methane
underground plant
vacuum tyberculin
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western black-legged ticks
yougui drink