时间:2018-12-26 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

Q: What does a ghost eat for dessert?

A: I scream. (Ice cream)



Q: Where does a ghost mail his letters?

A: At the ghost office. (Post office)



Q: What did the ghost mail home while on vacation?

A: Ghostcards. (Post cards)



Q: What amusement park ride does a ghost like best?

A: The roller ghoster. (Roller coaster)



Q: What do you say to a ghost with three heads?

A: Hello, hello, hello.



Q: What's the difference between a ghost and a butcher 1?

A: One stays awake and the other weighs a steak.



1 butcher
n.屠夫,肉商,小贩;vt.屠宰,屠杀
  • A butcher needs sharp knives.屠夫需利刃。
  • He was as great a butcher as the world has been.他是有史以来最大的杀人狂。
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1-(5-isoquinolinesulfonyl)-2-methylpiperazine
acceptance sampling plan
across-the-board tax cut
Active worksheet
alternating current ammeter
ancillary working
architectural rendering
architecture and building design
audio frequency-current therapy
autumn planting
Barbfish
Belamcanda
brain hemorrhage
breaker box
Carex raddei
cellular association
checkered lily
cobble-stone tongue
compact video disc
continuous blocking
Coulomb energy
curassow
day of rain
diaminodiphenylsulfone
diesel oil and heavy oil automatic selecting test
dyscentric structural hybrid
Edouard
embolon
employee ownership
euphroe
Eutuberaceae
Export-road
fanwritings
fitness fanatic
floppy disk reference point
gas-guzzlings
general business
guessen
heliostats
hornballs
hyperinsulinaemic
hysterical amnesia
ImageLock
indeede
interparietal
interpretive instruction
Kayin State
Kobuk Valley National Park
kunashiris
labouchere
larders
law of correlation growth
lingual apparatus (or hyoid apparatus)
long relief pitcher
LPWANs
Lymexylonoidea
martagon lily
Mesocryptozoiceon
missile master
MOLAB
Mpalo
myophragm
myxozoa
neutral arsenate
night work allowance
non-scene
optimizing work
penetrating wound of lung
polyphone
positioning precision
practical shot
quinquecapsular
rail-web bond
realleges
red-hot
Regalecus glesne
routine supervision
Seal Cove
seek sb's life
sensitivity analysis
shrinkage temperature
silica budget
single impulse welding
system components
tacopina
Tannenberg, Battle of
tool shop
transitional moor soil
trifluralin
turnstile executive
two core per bit system
unhallowing
Uroflo-monitor
ventral gastric vein
Virginia, Commonwealth of
vitaminizing
Voting Shares
william sydney porters
yellow striped army worm
Zappa, Frank
Zautla
zinc selenide