时间:2018-12-26 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

Q: What does a ghost eat for dessert?

A: I scream. (Ice cream)



Q: Where does a ghost mail his letters?

A: At the ghost office. (Post office)



Q: What did the ghost mail home while on vacation?

A: Ghostcards. (Post cards)



Q: What amusement park ride does a ghost like best?

A: The roller ghoster. (Roller coaster)



Q: What do you say to a ghost with three heads?

A: Hello, hello, hello.



Q: What's the difference between a ghost and a butcher 1?

A: One stays awake and the other weighs a steak.



1 butcher
n.屠夫,肉商,小贩;vt.屠宰,屠杀
  • A butcher needs sharp knives.屠夫需利刃。
  • He was as great a butcher as the world has been.他是有史以来最大的杀人狂。
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abdul-wahid
acceptable percent nonconforming
acetyl saponification value
adonizes
air-speedometer
algal disease
aminoadipate
anagen alopecia due to thallium poisoning
anilinephthalein
antinepotistic
authotroph
avenious
be man enough (to do sth)
bethulah
bone deposition
bottom falls out
bowdre
bradytelic evolution
BTS-18322
bursae subcutanea infrapatellaris
calibration control
calisaya bark
CD players
celestial horizons
certionate
charging conveyer
choerodon zamboangae
cold magnetron
combatable
congratulate oneself that...
cross-colour
custom house
departmentalism
depreciation reserve delivery equipments
design service
diminishing coil
element burnout accident
flame-proof machine
fleet operation
free stone masonry
Frobenius algebra
gemeled
graning
Hackney Wick
head side single head wrench
hemihedrite
Ichaf
Idamycin
illiberality
killary harbour ( killary b.)
lactogenic substance
Lapsang souchong
liripoop
Lunacy Act
lysigenous space
machine teaching
mercantile court
methoxyphedrine
mischief rule
modulation type compensation
mylar-faced acoustical tile
narrow-track seeder
navigation coal
nonprovincial
oestrodienolum
oncidium papilios
one-tailed problability
optic segment
overlay structure description segment
painted glass
Paracoccus
paratriacanthodes retrospinis
pipotiazine palmitate
pre-syllabic
principal trade partners
prostatogram
pullery
re-close circuit-breaker
relygeous
rime royal
Roegneria formosana
Rydsgård
scholberg
scour-remnant ridge
sequency
sets foot
soil fabric
Sotho
stable equivalence
student-newman-keuls
stylise
tabacums
three-dimensional system
through correspondence
ticonderogas
torsionally stiff clutch
trampling method
twelve-bars
uncomplete
upper half power frequency
Venetian blinds
Volyňka