时间:2018-12-26 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

 Unit5 A True Patriot 第五节 一个真正热爱国家的人


The airplane was obviously in trouble.  飞机显然出了问题。
One engine was on fire, another was sputtering,  一个引擎着火,另一个嘎嘎作响,
and the machine was slowly, ineluctably losing height. 不可避免地,飞机缓慢地失去高度。
Finally the grim-looking captain entered the cabin. 最后,面色凝重的机长走进客舱。
"Ladies and gentlemen," he announced, "we've lost most of our power. “各位女士,各位先生,”他宣布道,“我们已失去了大部分的动力,
The only way to keep the plane aloft is to lighten our load. 要保持飞机高度的唯一方法就是减轻我们的载重。
We've already dumped the baggage, but it's not enough.  虽然我们已经把行李丢掉,但还是不够。
I'm asking for volunteers to make the supreme sacrifice so that others may live." 我要求几位自告奋勇牺牲生命以保全其他人的性命。”
After a few minutes of stunned silence, a Frenchman stood to quivering attention,shouted  一阵目瞪口呆的沉寂之后,一位法国人颤抖着站起来喊道:
"Vive la France!" and threw himself out the door. “法国万岁!”然后跳出机门。
Shortly thereafter,an Englishman rose to his full height,coolly declared,  之后一会儿,一位英国人站了出来,他冷静地说:
"God Save the Queen!" and followed thegallant Frenchman. “上帝保佑女王!”接着和那位勇敢的法国人一样跳出门外。
Finally, a Texan rose from his seat, cried, "Remember the Alamo! "  最后,一位德州佬从座位站起来,叫道:“毋忘阿拉摩!”
and threw out the Mexican sitting next to him. 说着便把隔邻的墨西哥乘客扔出窗外。

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adst.feb.
Agrostis
air brattice
an interest in
anaerosis
apoplastic
approximate quantities
arthro-allergic purpura
at form factor
aulodrilus pigueti
axial oscillation
binary intersystem
black and white horizontal stripes
booby hutch
breather roof
caisson disease
Canaanite religion
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circular-thickness
Clairac
CoffeeScript
comerford
competitive growth
comu-
conductometric-titration
console support
construction-related
CPSase
cryptophone
decoction process
ecology of law
electronic fund transfer
Embedded Option
ferred
fire crack
full detergency oil
gas flow distribution
gas-liquid partition chromatography
Gavite
half-line block
heavy icing area
hegemonies
high volume sampler
immersion pipe
immie
inflation of currency
inkwells
insured transportation
intercalated
intrinsic resistance
L. N.
long-wave
Lorenz equations
lower core barrel
lp mode v value
Mabodi
machine armature
magnetic effect
marine environment investigation
metamarkets
misdescribes
multistage flash distillation method for desalination
next program counter
parenchmatous organ
pesticides
pigloo
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pre-electrolysis method
quincade
Radix Salivae Miltiorrhizae
real socialism
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ring rail
Schluchtern
section roll
self-centred
sexadecimal number
shaftman
shirtwaist dress
silicon compliers
split jet injector
stack head
stand density index
subject-based popularity ranking of search result
Tawatinaw
terminal time
tetraster
the civil administration
threebell
undercrying
uniform shelterwood cutting
urocystic
usambaras
valley plain
variscan orogeny (hercynian orogeny)
Villa Brana
warehouse network
whups
William Bligh
yadadamean
zhoukoudian