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----AMERICAN PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION2000 Who Are They? Al Gore and Reorge W.Bush bothe continue political traditions set down by their families. Al Gore was born just outside Carthage in Smith County, T

发表于:2018-11-28 / 阅读(231) / 评论(0) 分类 疯狂英语2001年

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A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, Does your dog bite? The shopkeeper says, No, my dog does not bite. The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him. Ouch, he says, I thought you said your dog does not bit

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(75) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

English Joke - Will I Be Able to Play the Piano? A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation. B: Yes, of course. A: Great. I never could before.

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English Joke - A Good Dancer A girl and a boy are talking. The girl says, You would be a good dancer except for two things. The boy asks, What are those two things? The girl answers, Your feet.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts. The doctor asks, What do you mean? The man says, When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts.When I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts. The doct

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(55) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

English Joke - The Second Opinion The doctor to the patient: You are very sick. The patient to the doctor: Can I get a second opinion? The doctor again: Yes, you are very ugly too.

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(67) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

A student is talking to his teacher. Student: Would you punish me for something I didn`t do? Teacher: Of course not. Student: Good, because I haven't done my homework.

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(95) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

An Old Joke 老笑话 An elderly man went to a doctor with multiple complaints. 一个上了年纪的人带着港币病痛去看医生。 I see spots before my eyes, he said. 我眼前老是看到些斑斑点点的。他说。 It's due to old age, sa

发表于:2018-12-31 / 阅读(66) / 评论(0) 分类 英语小达人

Five Hundred Miles If you miss the train I'm on, You will know that I am gone. You can hear the whistle blow A hundred miles, A hundred miles, a hundred miles, A hundred miles, a hundred miles. You can hear the whistle blow A hundred miles. Lord, I'm

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(75) / 评论(0) 分类 听英文歌曲解析歌词

YOU ARE GOING TO DIE A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup ,the doctor called the wife into his 健康检查 office alone. He said,

发表于:2019-01-04 / 阅读(95) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

爱情的玩笑 Kathryn Willams - I Started A Joke I started a joke which started the whole world crying but i didn't see that the joke was on me i started to cry which started the whole world laughing oh if i'd only seen that the joke was on me i lo

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I started a joke which started the whole world crying but I didn't see oh no... that the joke was on me oh no... I started to cry which started the whole world laughing oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me I looked at the skies running my ha

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笑话原文 Nerd Bike A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle. The first nerd was stunned and asked,

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经典歌曲-我开了个玩笑i started a jok-bee gees *bee gees* i started a joke which started the whole world crying but i didn't see oh no... that the joke was on me oh no... i started to cry which started the whole world laughing oh, if i'd onl

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-Leonard: I'm helping. 我在帮忙 -Penny: I can see. 看见了 -Sheldon: Alicia's non-musical, childless and pro-rug. musical: 音乐的 childless: 无子女的 rug: 小地毯 pro: 赞成 Alicia不玩音乐不生孩子赞成小地毯 She's still on

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How to Tell a Joke Many people shy away from telling jokes because they once told one that fell flat or they are afraid of appearing silly or of offending someone. Jokes are canned humorous stories which are subtly different from personal anecdotes.

发表于:2019-02-07 / 阅读(132) / 评论(0) 分类 阅读空间

I started a joke which started the whole world crying but I didn't see oh no... that the joke was on me oh no... I started to cry which started the whole world laughing oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me I looked at the skies running my han

发表于:2019-02-07 / 阅读(88) / 评论(0) 分类 美国乡村音乐

音乐咖啡厅:张韶涵 - I Started A Joke Song:I Started A Joke Artist:张韶涵 I started a joke which started the whole world crying but I didn't see oh no... that the joke was on me oh no... I started to cry which started the whole world la

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A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi. B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.

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学英语单词
a volume of
all cut-set
allocryptopine
anchor-man
angle method of adjustment
assumed group
automatic feeding and catching table
avant-rock
azimine
baldassare castiglione
banqueteers
be sb's man
Better be alone than in ill company.
birdvine
black square head bolt
bloodstained
Bobota
calmette ophthalmic test
capillary gas chromatography
chinese calligraphy
coastline effect
colica passio
conical shock
Daphniphyllales
DECM
diaphragm-types
direct labor efficiency variance
dishelm
Dixon-Mann's sign
do the block
doughfaces
earnings target
eaven
emdies
erlkings
Frailes, Cord.de los
genus monilias
glass fibre coating
gossypium hirsutums
grausman
half-windows
haplite
haworth formula
headmates
heat network
Hei Ling Chau
hormone - replacement therapy
hypereutrophic
is in place
isleted
ITCVD
Kita-ura
kumdo
ligamenta suspensorium clitoridis
long-term loans payable-employees
lunar grid
mangan-flucrapatite
maxtors
mean drag
muzzle alopecia
nephritic calculus
orbit transfer vehicle
phytocecidium
preussens
privilege escalations
probability of error per digit
random-noise generator
range cube
ratio irradiance
recurrent infantile digital fibroma
redeemable goods
relentest
Rembia
rice chasers
Russell paradox
saburov
scanlan
scholia
selfclosing
sheet-steel
ship draft indicating system
skeleton surveying
somatic reflex system
spermatin(e)
Sprucewell
Staphylococcus anaerobius
surjectively
symbolic debugger
Syncalathium kawaguchii
system of holdings
thorny
tie respacer
tintagel hd.
transient global amnesia
travel(l)ing wave
Trendelenburg's sign
trickful
uropoetic
UV filter
war-taxes
watt's horsepower
xium