Our next guest is a hardworking third grade teacher,Who just won $150,000. 今天 下一位嘉宾是一位辛勤工作的三年级教师 她刚刚赢得了15万美元 But what she did with that money. 但是她处理这笔钱的方式 Got her an invi

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(56) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

We're back with Shemar Moore and his girlfriend. 这是谢玛摩尔和他的女朋友 We know that raising money for M.S. Is very important to you. 我们知道为M.S.机构筹集善款对你们来说很重要 My mama and millions of others. 对我妈妈

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(51) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

I can't believe no one else stopped. 我不敢相信当时居然没人停车 But really it's a good thing that you happened to be driving by at that moment. 不过碰巧你开车经过 真是太好了 So you were driving by and you saw the car. 所以你

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(58) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

Well, I didn't want to just,you know, stand there, looking creepy after you told me no. 你知道 在你跟我说了不用陪你之后 我就不想傻站在那 感觉怪怪的 I got my truck and I just drove around the other side of the gas station a

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(56) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

He's so fun, he is a real sweet, he is a gentleman. 他很有趣 非常贴心 很绅士 We're doing all this promo together, for the movie,So we walked the carpet at the Globes together. 我们在一起为这部电影做宣传 所以金球奖的时候我

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(81) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

It wouldn't even show an elbow in the 70s. 70年代 连手肘都不露 That's how...It's not risky at all Let's jump forward to 1972.And, I don't know who this is. 这就是 毫不冒险 时间来到1972年 我不认识这人 I'm sorry, I don't...She

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(69) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

And, it was...it was pretty rough there. 挺艰辛的 I have to say,I had the experience of moving out here, 我得说 我是22岁时 When I was 22 and it was like going to the moon. 搬了过来 简直像登月一样 you know,I was just getting star

发表于:2019-02-16 / 阅读(69) / 评论(0) 分类 柯南脱口秀

And the last thing I remember seeing was my friend's face, 印象里最后一个画面就是我朋友的脸 reaching for me and then I kind of came to and he had fallen over,he was laughing so hard. 冲我伸过手来 我醒来时 他却摔倒了 他笑

发表于:2019-02-16 / 阅读(58) / 评论(0) 分类 柯南脱口秀

That's weird,ok.So now you're in this movie and who is in it with you?Oprah Winfrey,yes. 真奇怪 好吧 你现在出演了这部电影 演员还有 奥普拉温弗里 是啊 Did you mom,you know,did you take her on the set of Selma?Did she meet Opr

发表于:2019-02-16 / 阅读(52) / 评论(0) 分类 柯南脱口秀

It's April 15th.It's tax day.My audience doesn't care.They don't play their taxes.Bunch of hippies. 已经4月15日了 报税日 观众们才不在乎呢 他们都不缴税的 一群嬉皮士 It's April 15th,it's tax day and fun fact of this year,the

发表于:2019-02-16 / 阅读(61) / 评论(0) 分类 柯南脱口秀

Now these are real police reports from different local newspapers that you send in for us 这些都是来自一些地方报社真实的警方报告 都是你们寄过来的 Bescurrie Montariel,8:24 pm.A man called police when he saw a small lion cros

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(61) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

I couldn't wait for it.Thank you so much. 我都等不及了 谢谢你 That's really sweet.There's really another day. 真贴心 今天真是好日子 Just really drag ass,I got her poker chips. 只是来去匆匆 我送她扑克筹码 I got her a bi

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(68) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

That's not right,that's not right.All right,here's something else that is not right. 这样做是不对的 这样做是不对的 还有一些事是不对的 These photos you all sent in for our segment,what's wrong with these photos?photos. 你们为接

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(66) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

Oh,really wonderful at this,wonderful.Thank you. 太棒了 太棒了 谢谢 Thanks everybody.Oh boy,have a seat.Thank you so much,Tony. 谢谢各位 哦 天哪 坐下吧 非常感谢 I'm so excited today.So am I. 我今天真激动 我也是 It's won

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(75) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

And you can do that in so many different ways. 所以你可以用不同的方式来实现 Politics is one important form to do it, 政治是一种重要方式 And I'm glad that people were willing to roll up their sleeves. 我也很高兴 有人愿意在

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(46) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

So you are living...And I visited you there,Portia and I and my brother. 你的住所 我去那里拜访过你 波西亚 我 和我哥哥 We were lucky enough to go see you.But it's a big place, now...It's a big house. 我们很幸运能见到你 不过

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(41) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

It's true that I gave them all the clothes I wore to, uh, not the fitting what he called, 我确实把我穿过的所有衣服都给他们了 嗯 他说衣服大小和人像 the sizing, the... I don't know what they measuring you.They measured you an

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(68) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

And so I YouTube, you know,a Hollywood Walk of Fame acceptance speeches, 所以我上Youtube搜索了 好莱坞星光大道获奖感言 and the first one up, Ellen DeGeneres,the most unhelpful thing I've ever watched. 第一个结果就是 艾伦德杰

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(95) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

And Seal and Heidi Klum were still together.They were the last one. We started to turn the lights on. 那时候希尔和海蒂克拉姆还在一起 他们留到了最后 然后我们把灯开开 We started, like... We start... Take a hint.We turned t

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(70) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

Hi,I don't know why I'm putting a mic on you 嗨 我不知道我为啥要给你麦克风 you are not gonna be able to talk here either, are you? 反正你肯定说不出话了 You all right? I'm good.Take a breathe.Let's do this. 你没事吧 我挺好

发表于:2019-03-02 / 阅读(86) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀