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幽默笑话:守护天使

幽默笑话:守护天使 A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: 有一名男子正走在街上的时候听到一个声音： Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you. 停！站住不

发表于:2018-11-29 / 阅读(128) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话:上帝造人

幽默笑话:上帝造人 A man was wandering around in a field , thinking about how good his wife had been to him and how fortunate he was to have her, 有名男子在田野里徘徊,心里想着他的老婆对他有多么好，他多么幸运拥有她

发表于:2018-11-29 / 阅读(117) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话:求职

幽默笑话:求职 Applying for my first job，I realized I had to be creative in listing my few qualifications. Asked about additional schooling and training，I answered truthfully that I had spent three years in computer programming classes. I go

发表于:2018-11-29 / 阅读(115) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话:学地理

幽默笑话:学地理 Misha is a pupil in Grade 5 and has just begun studying geography. One day after supper, Misha's father asked Do you like geography，Misha? 米沙是小学五年级的学生，刚开始学地理。一天晚饭后，他爸爸问他

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(55) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话:好心帮忙

幽默笑话:好心帮忙 Creighton was going along a square when he saw a little boy trying to reach the knocker of a large house. 当克莱顿教授沿着一个广场走着的时候，他看见一个小家伙正试图抓住一所大房子的门环。

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(73) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话:心存好意

幽默笑话:心存好意 One day a boy came to his teacher and said:Teacher，my dad wants to know if you like roasted pork. 一天有个男孩去对他老师说:老师，我爸想知道你是不是爱吃烤猪肉。 I certainly do，said the teache

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(63) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话:写作文

幽默笑话:写作文 One day in class，the teacher assigned his students to write a compositionIf I Am a Manager. 一天，在作文课上，老师给同学们布置了一篇作文，题目是假如我是个经理。 All the students began to writ

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(69) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话:睡前祷告

幽默笑话:睡前祷告 Julia was saying her bedtime prayers.Please God，she said，Make Naples the capital of ltaly. Make Naples the capital of ltaly. 朱丽叶在做睡前祷告。上帝啊，她说道，让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都吧。

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(58) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

最丑的孩子&小心有狗

幽默寓于笑话之中，它是笑话的精料，智慧之所在。笑话是幽默的载体，一个成功的笑话能流传千古，听者和讲者都会感到快乐、欣喜，拍掌叫好!下面是小编整理的两则英语幽默，希望能让大

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(71) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

More to Learn—美式早餐教程

Sorry,there is not text temporarily, Please help tingroom to look for it! 如果您能找到更好的听力原文，请发贴到听力原文收集区，您将会获得10到30积分的奖励! Thank you！

发表于:2019-01-15 / 阅读(52) / 评论(0) 分类 英语摩天轮—More to Learn

经济学人:美式乌托邦 短命的狂热(上)

American Utopianism 美式乌托邦 Short-lived, much loved 短命的狂热 How American idealists withdrew from the mainstream to create their own paradise美国理想主义者退避俗世，自建天堂。 UTOPIANISM in politics gets a bad press. T

发表于:2019-01-26 / 阅读(84) / 评论(0) 分类 经济学人文艺系列

幽默爱情诗

1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: 我的心肝，我的挚爱，我美丽的贤妻， Marrying you has screwed up my life。 我这辈子就毁在你手里。 2. I see your face when I am dreaming。 你的容颜依稀入梦境， That's wh

发表于:2019-02-02 / 阅读(63) / 评论(0) 分类 实用英语

幽默学习第二期

发表于:2019-02-03 / 阅读(88) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

Friendship 美式友谊

Steve and Yaser first met in their chemistry class at an American university. Yaser was an inter-national student from Jordan. He was excited to get to know an American. He wanted to learn more about American culture. Yaser hoped that he and Steve wo

发表于:2019-02-09 / 阅读(75) / 评论(0) 分类 英美文化

美式地道口语：问路

你知道怎样用地道的美式口语翻译下面这段话吗？ 走这条单行道, 在第一个红绿灯时左转, 那里就是 Hemphill Ave. 是一条双线道. 往下走, 你会在你的左边看到一个加油站, 继续走50 码, 直到看到一

发表于:2019-02-18 / 阅读(75) / 评论(0) 分类 实用英语

幽默笑话:说漏嘴了

幽默笑话:说漏嘴了 The teacher is handing back the homework. 老师正在把作业发还给学生。 Johnny, she says.Your homework is very poor. I really dont see how one person can make so many mistakes. 约翰尼，她说，你的作业做得

发表于:2019-03-01 / 阅读(353) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话：一名伟人

A Great Man Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today? Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years. 一名伟人 老师：如果莎士比亚还活着，他会是一名伟人吗？

发表于:2019-03-11 / 阅读(223) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话：日落

Sunset Father: This is the sunset my daughter painted. She studied painting abroad, you know. Friend: Ah, that accounts for it! I never saw a sunset like that in this country. 日落 父亲：这幅《日落》是我女儿画的，你知道，她曾在

发表于:2019-03-11 / 阅读(219) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话：什么叫叛徒？

Young hopeful：Father，what is a traitor in politics？ Father（a veteran politician）：A traitor is a man who leaves our party and goes over to the other one． Young hopeful：Well then，what is a man who leaves his party and comes over to yo

发表于:2019-03-11 / 阅读(221) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

幽默笑话：右腿

The Right Leg Proctor（exceedingly angry）：So you confess that this unfortunate freshman was carried to this frog pond and drenched？Now what part did you take in this disgraceful affair？ Soph．（meekly）：The right leg，sir． 右腿 学监

发表于:2019-03-11 / 阅读(238) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语
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