成长的烦恼第六季:Meet the Seavers

Radio: Three minutes before ten o' clock on a Friday in New York City and we've got you rockin' and rollin'... Ben: I keep forgetting; how old do you have to be to drive in this state again? Jason: Get in side, Ben, now! Maggie: Move it, Mister! Jas

成长的烦恼第六季:Not With My Carol You Don't

Mike: Alright. I'm here. We can eat. Maggie: Dinner will be a minute mike. Carol is at the store. Mike: Ah, when it's ready, will it be free? Maggie: Yes. Mike: Then I'll stay. Jason: Hmmm, boy those fish sticks sure, um, smell. Maggie: We are waiti

成长的烦恼第七季:In Vino Veritas

Mike: Ah Mr. Brower. Luke: Sorry I'm late Mr. Seaver Mike: That's the third time in a row Luke, maybe I should call 555-Deli and leave a wake up call? Luke: Don't worry I only sleep in class Mike: Hello, So ho Pete's? This is Francis X. Tedesco and I

成长的烦恼第七季:Maggie's Brilliant Career

Jason: Good morning. Maggie: Morning, Jason. I just got my first fan letter from my column. Jason: Good. That's wonderful. What's it say? Maggie: Dear Miss Malone, I've never really given much thought to kitty litter, but your recent article opened m

成长的烦恼第七季:Home Malone

Jason: You ok? Maggie: Oh I'm fine, it's just a house. Jason: Yea, it's just a house that you lived in for the first 18 years of your life, house that you haven' even seen since your dad died. Maggie: Like I said, it's just a house. Oh my God its dad

成长的烦恼第七季:The Last Picture Show 2

Maggie: The senator offered me a job! Jason: What? Maggie: Executive director of Media Relations. Maggie: We are thinking about moving to a wonderful place called Washington DC. Chrissy: The murder capital of the USA? Ben: You guys can go on ahead to

成长的烦恼第五季520

Maggie: OK Ben, we'll be back from the theatre by eleven, unless your father springs an after show supper...we'll be back by eleven. Now, you know Chrissy's diapers are and I laid out her pajamas, and I don't think it's a very good idea for you to h

成长的烦恼第五季519

Mike: Due to the continuing flu epidemic, the following teachers will be out today, and their classes cancelled. Oh, Kate you read 'em, I'm too nervous. Kate: Professor Forrest, Chem. and Bio labs. Mike: Oh, I knew I should have taken Chemistry. Kat

成长的烦恼第四季:Ben's First Kiss

Vito: OK Seaver, the next chick who walks through that door is yours. Ben: Mmmm, not too shabby. Vito: Now that's a woman. Stinky: Marone. Ben: Hey, is Mary Migliana wearing falsies? False alarm, training bra. Stinky: What's she training to do, anyw

成长的烦恼第四季:Semper Fidelis

Mike: Alright, the king is mean. The king is lean. He's shooting. Here he goes. Hes up to three... Boner: Mikey. Its four am. Any time to get some studying done? Mike: relax. You are acting like this is finals week. Boner: It is. Mike: Yes! One hund

成长的烦恼第六季:Like Father, Like Son

Maggie: Good morning everybody. It's the second Saturday of the month and you know what that means. Ben: You're gonna be cranky? Maggie: No. It's chore day. Freeze! Ben: Oh, come on. Carol: But I always have to clean the bathrooms, it's not fair. Ma

成长的烦恼第七季:Vicious Cycles

Mike: Ha! That's what they make you wear at Captain Sub? Luke: No, I just like to dress like Popeye. Mike: Look, when you get a new job, you do have to deal with difficult people. Luke: You mean like the customers? Mike: No, like your family. Maggie:

成长的烦恼第五季516

Ben: Oh no, mount, Vesuvius is erupting! Honey you grab the kids, I'll start the chariot and... Glug, glug, glug, this is great, I gotta get an A. Carol: No you won't. Ben: Are you kidding? I got this baby rigged to blow at the push of a button. I m

成长的烦恼第五季515

Radio: It's two twenty five am and this is for all you lovers who still believe she's stuck in traffic. Mike: Yeah, that's probably it, Kate's probably just stuck in traffic, I mean, the theatre is all the way across campus. OK, I'll give her five m

成长的烦恼第七季:B = Equals MC2

Loudspeaker: Ben Seaver get your hollow head in here! Mr. Dewitt: M-i-s-t-e-r Seaver? Do you think that I'm a fool? Ben: Sir, I was just repeating what everyone else was saying. Mr. Dewitt: Oh, don't smart-mouth me. You have requested an application

成长的烦恼第七季:Back to School

Maggie: Hi honey. Jason: Oh you're backhave you seen my credit cards? Maggie: Oh yesDid you know that you could double a spending limit with just one call? Jason: You're kidding! You didn't. Maggie: Relax; we only shopped at the back to school sales.

成长的烦恼第六季:Happy Halloween 1

Chrissy: How's it going Dwayne? Dwayne: Great. I puked three times already. Chrissy: Mum, dad, let's go already. People are going to run out of candy and start handing out sticky fruit. Maggie: Hang on a minute Chrissy. Chrissy: And the time it's ta

成长的烦恼第六季:Midnight Cowboy

Jason: So he moved out. That little no good, ungrateful...My son's gone. My first born. My Name's sake, if we decided to go that way. (Flashback) Mike: I want to go to school here. Maggie: Phillip Boynton State Teachers college. Mike: Exactly. Mike:

成长的烦恼第七季:There Must Be a Pony

Carol: I can tell without seeing them, the new neighbors are stuck up and pretentious. Maggie: Carol, you can't judge them by their car, lots of people have BMW's. Carol: With a bumper sticker that says 'you couldn't afford my other car either'. Magg

成长的烦恼第六季:Happy Halloween 2

Previously on growing pains: Chrissy: Dad every second we waste is candy out of my mouth. Jason: So I thought with all the rain, tonight would be a great night to have the old pilgrim Halloween. Chrissy: What did they do? Jason: No, they told scary